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the wickedly talented adele nazeem


go phils
I may not be good at much but my 3.5 year old can sit through all 9 innings of a baseball game without a phone or iPad in sight.
a man is standing in front of a white board and says i 'm kinda proud of myself for that
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April 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
One day you’re saving numbers in your phone as “Steve hockey” and the next it’s “Jill, Abby’s Mom” 🥴
March 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Imagine explaining to someone back in 2010-2012 that Katy Perry would flop so hard she’d send herself to space.
Katy Perry is set to go to space for Jeff Bezos’ next Blue Origin rocket launch.

The launch will take place this Spring.
February 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
in THIS ECONOMY?
‘Peppa Pig’s mother “Mummy Pig” is pregnant, expecting her third child.

The character announced her pregnancy via Good Morning Britain.
February 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Saw a woman walking with THE Amazon green jacket from the 20-teens.

You know the one.

Glad to see they’re still out there.
February 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Out here doing my best.
February 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
brb trying to make my following feed totally full of unhinged sports fans before opening day.
a phillies baseball player wearing a red hat with a p on it
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February 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hear me out…
December 5, 2024 at 6:03 PM