Sage Everett 🦉
@ssageeverett.bsky.social
Magical Mystery Introvert Tours.
“I believe in science!!!…just not that science. It’s a mental illness. Yeah, that’s what it is. Because mental illness isn’t based in science.”
How transphobes sound.
How transphobes sound.
March 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“I believe in science!!!…just not that science. It’s a mental illness. Yeah, that’s what it is. Because mental illness isn’t based in science.”
How transphobes sound.
How transphobes sound.
Can we just start the revolution already? I can help carpool. Just tell me the parking situation and we’ll get there. I can take four people in my sedan. Also I have snacks.
February 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Can we just start the revolution already? I can help carpool. Just tell me the parking situation and we’ll get there. I can take four people in my sedan. Also I have snacks.
I get gleeful when I remember that Trump managed to bankrupt a casino…while being given huge amounts of money from his father.
You know how bad a business and finances you have to be…to bankrupt…a whole ass casino???
Epic levels of dumbass.
You know how bad a business and finances you have to be…to bankrupt…a whole ass casino???
Epic levels of dumbass.
January 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I get gleeful when I remember that Trump managed to bankrupt a casino…while being given huge amounts of money from his father.
You know how bad a business and finances you have to be…to bankrupt…a whole ass casino???
Epic levels of dumbass.
You know how bad a business and finances you have to be…to bankrupt…a whole ass casino???
Epic levels of dumbass.
Get in, losers. We’re starting a revolution because fuck those guys.
January 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Get in, losers. We’re starting a revolution because fuck those guys.
Uh ooooooh. Trump got his wittwe feewings hurt by the Bishop.
Seems like he’s too emotional to be in power.
Seems like he’s too emotional to be in power.
January 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Uh ooooooh. Trump got his wittwe feewings hurt by the Bishop.
Seems like he’s too emotional to be in power.
Seems like he’s too emotional to be in power.
“The United States is a really young country,” is the lamest excuse in the book for why our government and society is so bad. We had thousands of years in history to look back on in terms of failed oppressive governments and empires and yet we failed to learn from it.
January 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“The United States is a really young country,” is the lamest excuse in the book for why our government and society is so bad. We had thousands of years in history to look back on in terms of failed oppressive governments and empires and yet we failed to learn from it.
Americans all moving over to RedNote out of spite is the best group project I’ve ever been a part of. Great work, everyone. 👏
(Sorry to the Chinese, though. Americans really are just toddlers if we’re gonna be completely honest with ourselves)
(Sorry to the Chinese, though. Americans really are just toddlers if we’re gonna be completely honest with ourselves)
January 17, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Americans all moving over to RedNote out of spite is the best group project I’ve ever been a part of. Great work, everyone. 👏
(Sorry to the Chinese, though. Americans really are just toddlers if we’re gonna be completely honest with ourselves)
(Sorry to the Chinese, though. Americans really are just toddlers if we’re gonna be completely honest with ourselves)
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I’m sorry but the fact that Congress is about to throw immigrants under the bus at the very same time that countless immigrants in California are risking their lives to protect neighborhoods many of them could never aspire live in is breaking my brain in a whole new way.
January 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m sorry but the fact that Congress is about to throw immigrants under the bus at the very same time that countless immigrants in California are risking their lives to protect neighborhoods many of them could never aspire live in is breaking my brain in a whole new way.
The thing that’ll finally get me on the Dark Side app is when Trump and Musk rat inevitably break up.
The drama will be so juicy and amazing. Just nonstop middle school girl-esque shit
It’ll be amazing.
The drama will be so juicy and amazing. Just nonstop middle school girl-esque shit
It’ll be amazing.
January 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The thing that’ll finally get me on the Dark Side app is when Trump and Musk rat inevitably break up.
The drama will be so juicy and amazing. Just nonstop middle school girl-esque shit
It’ll be amazing.
The drama will be so juicy and amazing. Just nonstop middle school girl-esque shit
It’ll be amazing.
You wouldn’t ask a male the size of his shaft and you wouldn’t ask a female her cup size.
What makes one think it’s appropriate to ask a transgender individual if they’ve had “the surgery” or are planning on it…? That’s really invasive of a question.
Common sense is the biggest oxymoron…
What makes one think it’s appropriate to ask a transgender individual if they’ve had “the surgery” or are planning on it…? That’s really invasive of a question.
Common sense is the biggest oxymoron…
January 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You wouldn’t ask a male the size of his shaft and you wouldn’t ask a female her cup size.
What makes one think it’s appropriate to ask a transgender individual if they’ve had “the surgery” or are planning on it…? That’s really invasive of a question.
Common sense is the biggest oxymoron…
What makes one think it’s appropriate to ask a transgender individual if they’ve had “the surgery” or are planning on it…? That’s really invasive of a question.
Common sense is the biggest oxymoron…
I literally need some kind of motion detector in front of my face so whenever I go to pick at it from anxiety and or ADHD I get either slapped or water sprayed in my face.
Fidgets don’t always help, either. I’ll be using a fidget AND picking. My ND is too powerful.
Fidgets don’t always help, either. I’ll be using a fidget AND picking. My ND is too powerful.
January 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I literally need some kind of motion detector in front of my face so whenever I go to pick at it from anxiety and or ADHD I get either slapped or water sprayed in my face.
Fidgets don’t always help, either. I’ll be using a fidget AND picking. My ND is too powerful.
Fidgets don’t always help, either. I’ll be using a fidget AND picking. My ND is too powerful.
It’s hilarious seeing people find out that Thanos from Squid Games S2 is Choi Seunghyun, TOP, who used to be a rapper in BIGBANG until he left a few years ago. That man has been one of my all time favorites since 하루하루. Such an all around very cool guy.
Oh and he’s actually 37
Oh and he’s actually 37
January 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It’s hilarious seeing people find out that Thanos from Squid Games S2 is Choi Seunghyun, TOP, who used to be a rapper in BIGBANG until he left a few years ago. That man has been one of my all time favorites since 하루하루. Such an all around very cool guy.
Oh and he’s actually 37
Oh and he’s actually 37
Just a friendly PSA, especially to those in areas experiencing this fog, to change out your HVAC filter! You should do it every month anyway, but there’s a lot of allergens and nasty stuff in this fog…better safe than sorry and do it extra!
January 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Just a friendly PSA, especially to those in areas experiencing this fog, to change out your HVAC filter! You should do it every month anyway, but there’s a lot of allergens and nasty stuff in this fog…better safe than sorry and do it extra!
My fingerstyle acoustic guitar arrangement of “That Funny Feeling” by #BoBurnham
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(Bo Burnham) That Funny Feeling - Sage Everett #fingerstyleguitar
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January 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My fingerstyle acoustic guitar arrangement of “That Funny Feeling” by #BoBurnham
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Okay so…
What’s the parking situation going to be for the Revolution and what is everyone going to be wearing? Don’t want to be the only one wearing a gas mask. Like how embarrassing.
Just so I can plan. Thanks. 👍
What’s the parking situation going to be for the Revolution and what is everyone going to be wearing? Don’t want to be the only one wearing a gas mask. Like how embarrassing.
Just so I can plan. Thanks. 👍
December 16, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Okay so…
What’s the parking situation going to be for the Revolution and what is everyone going to be wearing? Don’t want to be the only one wearing a gas mask. Like how embarrassing.
Just so I can plan. Thanks. 👍
What’s the parking situation going to be for the Revolution and what is everyone going to be wearing? Don’t want to be the only one wearing a gas mask. Like how embarrassing.
Just so I can plan. Thanks. 👍
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What the hell are we even doing? Normalizing & green-lighting another psychotic
madman. That’s what we’re doing. It’s f’ing insane.
madman. That’s what we’re doing. It’s f’ing insane.
December 12, 2024 at 12:39 PM
What the hell are we even doing? Normalizing & green-lighting another psychotic
madman. That’s what we’re doing. It’s f’ing insane.
madman. That’s what we’re doing. It’s f’ing insane.
My fingerstyle guitar arrangement of “Disenchanted” by My Chemical Romance.
December 10, 2024 at 3:44 AM
My fingerstyle guitar arrangement of “Disenchanted” by My Chemical Romance.
Listen I’m selfish. I play music for me and only me. If others happen to like it, great, but ultimately I just do it because it makes me feel happy and warm and fuzzy and allows me to express emotions I can’t otherwise.
December 9, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Listen I’m selfish. I play music for me and only me. If others happen to like it, great, but ultimately I just do it because it makes me feel happy and warm and fuzzy and allows me to express emotions I can’t otherwise.
Me
December 9, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Me
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88 years ago today, Robert Johnson stepped into a San Antonio hotel room and changed music forever. His first recording session and recorded blues classics like 'Sweet Home Chicago,' 'Terraplane Blues,' and 'I Believe I’ll Dust My Broom.' The birth of a legend.
November 25, 2024 at 2:56 AM
88 years ago today, Robert Johnson stepped into a San Antonio hotel room and changed music forever. His first recording session and recorded blues classics like 'Sweet Home Chicago,' 'Terraplane Blues,' and 'I Believe I’ll Dust My Broom.' The birth of a legend.
Did I just play guitar for two hours straight for the first time in over a year with very minimal pain? Yes. Yes, I did. 😎
November 25, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Did I just play guitar for two hours straight for the first time in over a year with very minimal pain? Yes. Yes, I did. 😎
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I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
The markings of a favorite guitar that’s been played countless hours and loved endlessly.
November 23, 2024 at 5:24 AM
The markings of a favorite guitar that’s been played countless hours and loved endlessly.