Mike Hammond
srslymikehammond.bsky.social
Mike Hammond
@srslymikehammond.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, producer, and sometimes actor based in St. John's, NL
www.srslymikehammond.com
A lot of people are suddenly really concerned about #ICE detention centres now that a white woman got taken.

#bringjasminehome
March 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Switched over from Twitter a few days ago. The biggest difference I'm finding is the lack of the "n-word." Good job @bsky.app

#Twitter #X #comedy #jokes #lackofracism
#Bluesky
March 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Working poor POV:

*passes a kidney stone*
*looks at clock*

"Sweet. Only 3 hours left of my shift!"

#paychecktopaycheck #comedy #jokes #kidneystones #workingpoor
March 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Reposted by Mike Hammond
But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds.
March 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I always thought that Gary Peyton was called "The Glove" because he killed OJ's wife.

#90sbasketball #NBA #ojsimpson #comedy #jokes #basketball #iftheglovedontfit
March 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This was NOT the book I was hoping it to be...

#comedy #jokes #dogs #GUNDOG
March 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
With the rise in #Measles I move that we rebrand "Anti-Vaxxers" and start calling them "Pigeons." No matter how much science you show them, they will just 'coo' incoherently and shit everywhere

#antivaxxer #antivaccine #science #America #murica #vaccine #measlesoutbreak
March 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM