srrealist
@srrealist.bsky.social
the birds do not sing, they screech in pain.
Clearly, fans are SPEECHLESS
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Clearly, fans are SPEECHLESS
i'd fuck an alien w/o the promis of a per diem.
October 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
i'd fuck an alien w/o the promis of a per diem.
Doug Benson similarly hosts Doug Loves Movies and loves them so much he will talk about all the shit that drives him crazy for hours if given the chance. but instead they play trivia.
October 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Doug Benson similarly hosts Doug Loves Movies and loves them so much he will talk about all the shit that drives him crazy for hours if given the chance. but instead they play trivia.
I fucking loved Hoult in The Order
October 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I fucking loved Hoult in The Order
that's why no semen.
September 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
that's why no semen.
catch up benn, the real action is in taking down *checks notes* the guy who co-hosted The Man Show.
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
catch up benn, the real action is in taking down *checks notes* the guy who co-hosted The Man Show.
hell yea benn. im jealous.
September 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
hell yea benn. im jealous.
mother fucker, it's not even installed on my phone
September 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
mother fucker, it's not even installed on my phone
What's your answer then? The joke is... Star Wars?
September 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
What's your answer then? The joke is... Star Wars?
just a heads up, the joke with using "clanker".. is just racism.
September 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
just a heads up, the joke with using "clanker".. is just racism.
They can't even ask under what legal authority did the US have to do this, if they did it at all.
September 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
They can't even ask under what legal authority did the US have to do this, if they did it at all.
it's a common occurrence. OCD, pride, hollow devotion. creeping dementia. it would be crushing if i could allow myself to feel that right now.
August 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
it's a common occurrence. OCD, pride, hollow devotion. creeping dementia. it would be crushing if i could allow myself to feel that right now.
Actual convo with my mom today. "some Christians", as in "some people are saying...". She's some people, clearly.
I tried to get her to explain how she could be so egotistical as to think she'd be here for the end of the world.
I tried to get her to explain how she could be so egotistical as to think she'd be here for the end of the world.
August 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Actual convo with my mom today. "some Christians", as in "some people are saying...". She's some people, clearly.
I tried to get her to explain how she could be so egotistical as to think she'd be here for the end of the world.
I tried to get her to explain how she could be so egotistical as to think she'd be here for the end of the world.
I can see how my message could have implied a negative, confrontational tonality, which was unintended.
July 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I can see how my message could have implied a negative, confrontational tonality, which was unintended.
the web store page is saying $24, not $14. which is it?
July 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
the web store page is saying $24, not $14. which is it?
these were taken in LA yesterday
July 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
these were taken in LA yesterday
Benn out here cocking it up
June 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Benn out here cocking it up
oops i broke the rules of the game.
June 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
oops i broke the rules of the game.