sri
@sri.plur.ca
ex-raver, ex-scientist, semi-lawyer, cat dad.
I have seen the band garbage live seventy-seven times.
new orleans is home, baby. (he/him)
I have seen the band garbage live seventy-seven times.
new orleans is home, baby. (he/him)
Pinned
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i wasn’t married but i am now. women love the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i wasn’t married but i am now. women love the vehicle.
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"what is your point?" there isn't one, I am simply online
October 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"what is your point?" there isn't one, I am simply online
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Generally speaking if you are at the equator the sky is rising and if you are around 30° north or south— say, New Orleans— the sky is falling
October 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Generally speaking if you are at the equator the sky is rising and if you are around 30° north or south— say, New Orleans— the sky is falling
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often confused with parapsychiatry, which is when i do talk therapy for ghosts
October 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
often confused with parapsychiatry, which is when i do talk therapy for ghosts
I call on etsy to slam in the back of my dragula
Megyn Kelly has called on Etsy to burn the witches.
"You're playing with fire messing with this stuff. There are actually are demons in this world. Calling up the spirit world, in particular the devil's spirit world, can actually have real world consequences. It's not something to mess with!"
"You're playing with fire messing with this stuff. There are actually are demons in this world. Calling up the spirit world, in particular the devil's spirit world, can actually have real world consequences. It's not something to mess with!"
September 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I call on etsy to slam in the back of my dragula
how i ended up flying from a birthday party in oaxaca to a concert in luxembourg last summer
an underrated superpower to ADHD is being able to say that you MIGHT show up to something anywhere on the planet and it being true
September 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
how i ended up flying from a birthday party in oaxaca to a concert in luxembourg last summer
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releasing myself from the responsibility of trying to convince teenagers on r/gothfashion that we all looked Like That in the 90's because of the way silica-based setting powder interacted with traditional flash photography and not because everyone was painting themselves with Kryolan Clown White
September 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
releasing myself from the responsibility of trying to convince teenagers on r/gothfashion that we all looked Like That in the 90's because of the way silica-based setting powder interacted with traditional flash photography and not because everyone was painting themselves with Kryolan Clown White
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
theonion.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
damn it you have to lead a hostile witness to get the sound bite
never say “when were you lying”
ask “were you lying then or are you lying now?” (pause for the objection, “withdrawn, no further questions”)
i do love being a litigator
never say “when were you lying”
ask “were you lying then or are you lying now?” (pause for the objection, “withdrawn, no further questions”)
i do love being a litigator
Smith: "You claimed 'I have never been anti-vax. I have never told the public to avoid a vaccination.' But in a podcast, you said the opposite. 'There is no vaccine that is safe and effective.' That sounds anti-vax to me, so when were you lying?"
RFK: "Both things are true."
RFK: "Both things are true."
September 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
damn it you have to lead a hostile witness to get the sound bite
never say “when were you lying”
ask “were you lying then or are you lying now?” (pause for the objection, “withdrawn, no further questions”)
i do love being a litigator
never say “when were you lying”
ask “were you lying then or are you lying now?” (pause for the objection, “withdrawn, no further questions”)
i do love being a litigator
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I don’t think I can be on this website long term. It’s just getting the absolute worst news blasted into my brain from the moment I wake until the moment I sleep. It’s not the fault of anyone on here—there’s just an insane volume of bad news happening at all times. Only now I know about it all
August 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I don’t think I can be on this website long term. It’s just getting the absolute worst news blasted into my brain from the moment I wake until the moment I sleep. It’s not the fault of anyone on here—there’s just an insane volume of bad news happening at all times. Only now I know about it all
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This might be my favourite cat meme of 2025 so far
July 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This might be my favourite cat meme of 2025 so far
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catching russian troll farms in action
June 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
catching russian troll farms in action
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TL cleanse www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk-B...
Kitten eating Sausage ASMR Mukbang
YouTube video by my Pets ASMR
www.youtube.com
June 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
TL cleanse www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk-B...
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
the parents burden is trying to explain popeyes to a child who is old enough to order chicken but too young to read kafka
ordered eight boneless wings, was told it would take ten minutes, said sure. got five strips and 24 nuggets
May 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
the parents burden is trying to explain popeyes to a child who is old enough to order chicken but too young to read kafka
if there are no questions your honor i’ll rest on my postes
If you think about it, a lawyer's entire life is making people read their posts
May 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
if there are no questions your honor i’ll rest on my postes
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10 oz tequila
2 oz mezcal
3 oz orange dry curaçao
1 oz yuzu dry curaçao
4 ish oz fresh lime juice
4 ish oz dark agave nectar
ice to about an inch over the liquid level
blend until smooth
drink until you pass out on the couch and are awoken by a houseguest’s foot upon you
2 oz mezcal
3 oz orange dry curaçao
1 oz yuzu dry curaçao
4 ish oz fresh lime juice
4 ish oz dark agave nectar
ice to about an inch over the liquid level
blend until smooth
drink until you pass out on the couch and are awoken by a houseguest’s foot upon you
May 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
10 oz tequila
2 oz mezcal
3 oz orange dry curaçao
1 oz yuzu dry curaçao
4 ish oz fresh lime juice
4 ish oz dark agave nectar
ice to about an inch over the liquid level
blend until smooth
drink until you pass out on the couch and are awoken by a houseguest’s foot upon you
2 oz mezcal
3 oz orange dry curaçao
1 oz yuzu dry curaçao
4 ish oz fresh lime juice
4 ish oz dark agave nectar
ice to about an inch over the liquid level
blend until smooth
drink until you pass out on the couch and are awoken by a houseguest’s foot upon you
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So Viking ladies dying in between the legs of a maiden count too
May 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
So Viking ladies dying in between the legs of a maiden count too
if made it with smurf it would be called schtroumpf monsieur, and they would put a napkin over their head while eating it to hide themselves from god
americans would argue that smurfs are sentient, to the retort that it has a proud gastronomic tradition
i didn’t sleep much last night
americans would argue that smurfs are sentient, to the retort that it has a proud gastronomic tradition
i didn’t sleep much last night
I can’t believe the French just named a sandwich “Mr. Crunch” and then said “you know what, Mr. Crunch has a wife sandwich too”
April 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
if made it with smurf it would be called schtroumpf monsieur, and they would put a napkin over their head while eating it to hide themselves from god
americans would argue that smurfs are sentient, to the retort that it has a proud gastronomic tradition
i didn’t sleep much last night
americans would argue that smurfs are sentient, to the retort that it has a proud gastronomic tradition
i didn’t sleep much last night
second chair flautist
guest lecturer at the china university of geosciences beijing
lawyer for the then president of sierra leone (has since been indicted for treason)
attended elton johns oscars party
scammed onto a us space force mardi gras float and blasted very gay dance music for five hours
guest lecturer at the china university of geosciences beijing
lawyer for the then president of sierra leone (has since been indicted for treason)
attended elton johns oscars party
scammed onto a us space force mardi gras float and blasted very gay dance music for five hours
Hey all my autistic friends…please qt me with a list of 3-5 cool things you do/ have done. I think we could all use a boost right now and we all deserve to brag. Here’s mine:
Owned a bookstore
Made/ sold my art
Learned to make lace by hand
Learned a few instruments
Owned a bookstore
Made/ sold my art
Learned to make lace by hand
Learned a few instruments
April 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
second chair flautist
guest lecturer at the china university of geosciences beijing
lawyer for the then president of sierra leone (has since been indicted for treason)
attended elton johns oscars party
scammed onto a us space force mardi gras float and blasted very gay dance music for five hours
guest lecturer at the china university of geosciences beijing
lawyer for the then president of sierra leone (has since been indicted for treason)
attended elton johns oscars party
scammed onto a us space force mardi gras float and blasted very gay dance music for five hours
last year for tdov i matched all donations to translifeline and we raised $8000
it was fun. light. this year it seems more existential
so let’s do it again. post your donation receipt and i’ll match it
reskeet, qs, spread the word
it was fun. light. this year it seems more existential
so let’s do it again. post your donation receipt and i’ll match it
reskeet, qs, spread the word
March 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
last year for tdov i matched all donations to translifeline and we raised $8000
it was fun. light. this year it seems more existential
so let’s do it again. post your donation receipt and i’ll match it
reskeet, qs, spread the word
it was fun. light. this year it seems more existential
so let’s do it again. post your donation receipt and i’ll match it
reskeet, qs, spread the word
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when life is sad, burrito is there. thank you burrito.
November 12, 2024 at 7:34 PM
when life is sad, burrito is there. thank you burrito.
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I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
March 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.