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They're all brilliant, but have they ever added a lemon squeezer. That should be a thing. Find the kitchen utensil Easter egg.
June 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
They're all brilliant, but have they ever added a lemon squeezer. That should be a thing. Find the kitchen utensil Easter egg.
No thyme nor season.
May 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
No thyme nor season.
From the surface of the moon, wouldn't it be a Terra eclipse?
March 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
From the surface of the moon, wouldn't it be a Terra eclipse?
Have you tried walk/coffee/walk? You know, for science.
March 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Have you tried walk/coffee/walk? You know, for science.
Bangers & mash. The first time I ever saw was in UK comics from my 60's childhood. Always wondered about the Potato to Sausage ratio.
March 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Bangers & mash. The first time I ever saw was in UK comics from my 60's childhood. Always wondered about the Potato to Sausage ratio.
Edit: "try to ignore"
February 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Edit: "try to ignore"
Thank you for your service Citizen.
February 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Thank you for your service Citizen.
This is brilliant, its like they got old and grumpy. "Hey kid get off my lawn!"
January 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This is brilliant, its like they got old and grumpy. "Hey kid get off my lawn!"
"live long and procreate"
January 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"live long and procreate"
Your french doors have a fabulous pair of eyebrows.
January 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Your french doors have a fabulous pair of eyebrows.
Important update: The doggo has been walked. No plumes of smoke or large mother ships menacingly hovering.
January 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Important update: The doggo has been walked. No plumes of smoke or large mother ships menacingly hovering.
Mind you I haven't checked the news.
January 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Mind you I haven't checked the news.
Update. 2025 1st Jan. Morning has passed without anything major to report.... Still no Aliens.
January 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Update. 2025 1st Jan. Morning has passed without anything major to report.... Still no Aliens.
You choose the healthy option. Carrot cake is obviously a vegetable. There is no need to defend yourself. The only problem here is they don't come in 1kg bags.
December 30, 2024 at 4:39 AM
You choose the healthy option. Carrot cake is obviously a vegetable. There is no need to defend yourself. The only problem here is they don't come in 1kg bags.
Wait up that what was on my Santa list, darn it, there seems be some sort of clerical error. I don't suppose you requested an elf costume.
December 25, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Wait up that what was on my Santa list, darn it, there seems be some sort of clerical error. I don't suppose you requested an elf costume.
I always thought the tale of little red riding hood, gave off werewolf vibes. Lets hope the woodsman had a silver axe.
December 15, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I always thought the tale of little red riding hood, gave off werewolf vibes. Lets hope the woodsman had a silver axe.
