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They're all brilliant, but have they ever added a lemon squeezer. That should be a thing. Find the kitchen utensil Easter egg.
June 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
🎶 On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 11 Buns of Crosses, 10 m&m's, 9 fillet steaks, 8 pounds of butter, 7 tins of beans, 6 cage feed eggs, 5 rolls of toilet paper, 4 slight over ripe bananas, 3 cans of V, 2 cartons of yogurt and bag that wasn't free
January 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Wait up that what was on my Santa list, darn it, there seems be some sort of clerical error. I don't suppose you requested an elf costume.
December 25, 2024 at 7:46 AM
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