Squid Platinum
@squidplatinum.bsky.social
He/Him || I like Nintendo and PC gaming as well as motorsports, hockey, science, languages and several other things.
PFP by @inkygresham.bsky.social
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Don't hate watch, don't engage, ignore
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Don't hate watch, don't engage, ignore
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Full-season points have made this year's F1 championship truly compelling, even when the racing itself is not.
NASCAR, Supercars...the ball is in your court. Pay attention.
NASCAR, Supercars...the ball is in your court. Pay attention.
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Full-season points have made this year's F1 championship truly compelling, even when the racing itself is not.
NASCAR, Supercars...the ball is in your court. Pay attention.
NASCAR, Supercars...the ball is in your court. Pay attention.
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My thoughts on the Nintendo Game-Key Cards
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My thoughts on the Nintendo Game-Key Cards
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Trump admin trying to emergency pause food stamps after getting destroyed on an off year election night
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Trump admin trying to emergency pause food stamps after getting destroyed on an off year election night
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I want a flag pole I can extend to double the height when the government says to lower it for some terrible person that died
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I want a flag pole I can extend to double the height when the government says to lower it for some terrible person that died
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Hard Drive was saddened to her about the passing of Molag Bal. We may not have always agreed with his methods, but he worked to enslave all of humanity and harvest their souls with the grace and poise the position demanded. Our thoughts go out to all his Daedric brethren in this difficult time.
November 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hard Drive was saddened to her about the passing of Molag Bal. We may not have always agreed with his methods, but he worked to enslave all of humanity and harvest their souls with the grace and poise the position demanded. Our thoughts go out to all his Daedric brethren in this difficult time.
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You guys ever think about how we now get a Brickyard disaster so often that it no longer even feels notable?
November 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You guys ever think about how we now get a Brickyard disaster so often that it no longer even feels notable?
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Some Frye for you Splatoon fans
#digitalart #drawing #art #splatoon #splatoon3 #frye #fryesplatoon #nintendo #jojoreference
#digitalart #drawing #art #splatoon #splatoon3 #frye #fryesplatoon #nintendo #jojoreference
September 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Some Frye for you Splatoon fans
#digitalart #drawing #art #splatoon #splatoon3 #frye #fryesplatoon #nintendo #jojoreference
#digitalart #drawing #art #splatoon #splatoon3 #frye #fryesplatoon #nintendo #jojoreference
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"The U.N. is a weak organization. Very weak. It's a group of countries that refuse to take the necessary action. But I am here to tell you, whether you like it or not, nanomachines will be used to eradicate the weak and enhance the strong."
September 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"The U.N. is a weak organization. Very weak. It's a group of countries that refuse to take the necessary action. But I am here to tell you, whether you like it or not, nanomachines will be used to eradicate the weak and enhance the strong."
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September 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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FBI Director Kash Patel now defends Thanos and says there's no evidence Thanos erased half of the universe from existence:
"There is no credible evidence in the ‘Thanos Files’ that Thanos snapped his fingers to erase half of the life in the universe."
"There is no credible evidence in the ‘Thanos Files’ that Thanos snapped his fingers to erase half of the life in the universe."
September 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
FBI Director Kash Patel now defends Thanos and says there's no evidence Thanos erased half of the universe from existence:
"There is no credible evidence in the ‘Thanos Files’ that Thanos snapped his fingers to erase half of the life in the universe."
"There is no credible evidence in the ‘Thanos Files’ that Thanos snapped his fingers to erase half of the life in the universe."
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Anyone who mocks or otherwise doesn’t properly mourn the death of our beloved Dark Lord Sauron will find themselves taken into orc custody and brought to Barad-dûr for questioning. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
September 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Anyone who mocks or otherwise doesn’t properly mourn the death of our beloved Dark Lord Sauron will find themselves taken into orc custody and brought to Barad-dûr for questioning. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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REPORT: The Haddonfield Police Department has confirmed that any residents who speak ill of Michael Myers on social media will be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
September 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
REPORT: The Haddonfield Police Department has confirmed that any residents who speak ill of Michael Myers on social media will be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
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Mark Zuckerberg claims anyone who doesn’t buy his smart glasses will look just as foolish as metaverse doubters who didn’t stick around for legs.
September 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Mark Zuckerberg claims anyone who doesn’t buy his smart glasses will look just as foolish as metaverse doubters who didn’t stick around for legs.
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Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
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September 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM