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SquidKell
@squidkell.bsky.social
He/him

I play a lot of video games.
Switch/Xbox/Game Pass/3DS/iOS

https://www.ign.com/playlist/SquidKell
It’s time to admit the internet is a failed experiment (I keep searching for sexy Metroid pictures but it keeps showing me pictures of Samus instead of those sexy metroids)
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Shareholders
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
When does BG3 start being fun? Is it hour 20? Because I’m 18 hours in and it’s not
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Incredible things are happening in the vore community
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
People have their bidets at home. Return to office mandates are just being pushed by Big Dirty Ass.
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Play these games
With localisation dropping across all platforms over the next 48 hours we are having a massive Citizen Sleeper sale!

Perfect time to catch up in time for your GOTY list 😉

Grab one or both games here: store.steampowered.com/curator/3302...
Citizen Sleeper Sale
Savings across the Citizen Sleeper franchise!
store.steampowered.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
@dmc-ryan.bsky.social you guys did a really good job of keeping that ID@Xbox Showcase a secret
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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what happens when capitalism fails the individual
October 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Mentoring someone at work and I got the chance to teach them about serial semicolons.

I’ve got chills.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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we’re at the intermission of Hadestown, pretty good so far, but confused as to why they haven’t used any boons yet? not even a Daedalus hammer??
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’ve played games like Keeper before, but they’re not made by well funded studios. They’re always made by Brandon who works on it when he’s not too tired from his actual job.

I’m so glad something like this exists, but I feel bad for all the Brandons out there.
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Rolling credits on Hades 2

What a game
October 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’ve now beaten both paths in Hades II
October 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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On Monday, Yacht Club Games delayed the much-anticipated upcoming game Mina the Hollower.

On Tuesday, I visited their studio and saw the game. It made for a rare glimpse at why a video game gets delayed and what "polish" actually means.

This week's column:
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Why 'Mina the Hollower' Was Delayed
Yacht Club Games hasn't given a new release date, but the delay shouldn’t be more than a few months
www.bloomberg.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Designed Designed
With Vs. With
Gamers Activists
in Mind in Mind
October 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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this place is cool but honestly i don’t see what the big deal is about the lot. i wouldn’t have started all that for this imo
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Seems like a win-win.
October 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Chronos has been vanquished
#hades2
October 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Immensely sad to learn @kenjennings.bsky.social is leaving Omnibus, but relieved to learn it will continue without him
September 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Following the departure of Doug Bowser, a suspiciously familiar figure is reportedly stepping into the role of President of Nintendo of America.
paletteswap.site/dif...
September 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM