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old! dead inside!
I don't know why you're telling me this
reluctant hockey fan
I don't know why you're telling me this
reluctant hockey fan
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my loathsome servants seem unhappy with their allotment of crumbs and keep sprouting visible thought bubbles of me trussed up like a glistening ham
December 12, 2024 at 2:43 PM
my loathsome servants seem unhappy with their allotment of crumbs and keep sprouting visible thought bubbles of me trussed up like a glistening ham
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The Media won't acknowledge this video of the farmers blocking an ambulance with its blue lights on so could you could RT it so people see it?
December 11, 2024 at 7:47 PM
The Media won't acknowledge this video of the farmers blocking an ambulance with its blue lights on so could you could RT it so people see it?
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I named the heron that hung around my yard hunting mice for a couple weeks last fall Flimsy Steve. Just felt right.
November 28, 2024 at 1:10 PM
I named the heron that hung around my yard hunting mice for a couple weeks last fall Flimsy Steve. Just felt right.
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When we had mice one Christmas my dad got an extra box of the crisps that they always ate the most of "because it's Christmas for them too".
November 28, 2024 at 1:57 PM
When we had mice one Christmas my dad got an extra box of the crisps that they always ate the most of "because it's Christmas for them too".
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The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier
November 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM
The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier
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The sacred text for anyone who doesn’t want children.
November 28, 2024 at 12:50 PM
The sacred text for anyone who doesn’t want children.
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A Song Thrush forages for small invertebrates at the base of moss laden tree trunks.
November 28, 2024 at 8:53 PM
A Song Thrush forages for small invertebrates at the base of moss laden tree trunks.
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By me for @the-independent.com
Like Imane Khelif – currently gracing Vogue Arabia's cover, btw – I hope that Barbra Banda is far, far away from X and its bot-filled rage and living her best life – real life – knowing that she is the Goat of women’s football.
www.independent.co.uk/voices/jk-ro...
Like Imane Khelif – currently gracing Vogue Arabia's cover, btw – I hope that Barbra Banda is far, far away from X and its bot-filled rage and living her best life – real life – knowing that she is the Goat of women’s football.
www.independent.co.uk/voices/jk-ro...
Not even JK Rowling can take glory away from Barbra Banda
The Orlando Pride and Zambia goalscorer has been rightly crowned BBC Women’s Footballer of the Year, writes Kat Brown – much to the dismay of the Harry Potter author and her toxic friends
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2024 at 5:00 PM
By me for @the-independent.com
Like Imane Khelif – currently gracing Vogue Arabia's cover, btw – I hope that Barbra Banda is far, far away from X and its bot-filled rage and living her best life – real life – knowing that she is the Goat of women’s football.
www.independent.co.uk/voices/jk-ro...
Like Imane Khelif – currently gracing Vogue Arabia's cover, btw – I hope that Barbra Banda is far, far away from X and its bot-filled rage and living her best life – real life – knowing that she is the Goat of women’s football.
www.independent.co.uk/voices/jk-ro...
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because of pregnancy, the average number of skeletons in the human body is greater than 1
November 27, 2024 at 3:04 PM
because of pregnancy, the average number of skeletons in the human body is greater than 1
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I'm delivering a free webinar about asexuality this Friday! This webinar is being hosted by Pride In Education.
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For more details and to register: www.outsavvy.com/event/22340/...
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November 25, 2024 at 2:05 PM
I'm delivering a free webinar about asexuality this Friday! This webinar is being hosted by Pride In Education.
For more details and to register: www.outsavvy.com/event/22340/...
For more details and to register: www.outsavvy.com/event/22340/...
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What about this for an idea, instead of grifting strangers and demonizing marginalized groups, we promoted stuff we like without making anyone pay for it and tried to treat people with some decency?
Too wild?
Too wild?
November 24, 2024 at 12:55 PM
What about this for an idea, instead of grifting strangers and demonizing marginalized groups, we promoted stuff we like without making anyone pay for it and tried to treat people with some decency?
Too wild?
Too wild?
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i wish you all a happy start to the third least productive work week of the calendar year, defeated only by december 23 and december 30. may your email auto-replies be bountiful and your friendly reminders sparse
November 25, 2024 at 1:45 PM
i wish you all a happy start to the third least productive work week of the calendar year, defeated only by december 23 and december 30. may your email auto-replies be bountiful and your friendly reminders sparse
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when you stop reading "believe women" as "women never lie" and see it as "one of the foundational myths of patriarchy is that women can never be trusted" it makes a lot more sense.
November 25, 2024 at 9:50 PM
when you stop reading "believe women" as "women never lie" and see it as "one of the foundational myths of patriarchy is that women can never be trusted" it makes a lot more sense.
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Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.
November 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.
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good morning everyone welcome back to another get your shit together sunday. you have until 3PM to get all of your shit together or you will fall so hopelessly far behind that you can never recover
November 24, 2024 at 12:28 PM
good morning everyone welcome back to another get your shit together sunday. you have until 3PM to get all of your shit together or you will fall so hopelessly far behind that you can never recover
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this does raise some very interesting questions
November 24, 2024 at 2:04 AM
this does raise some very interesting questions
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Victorian palaeontologist sucking down a big vat of laudanum: Fuck it, the thumb spike went on the nose. Scaly bastard too. Slunk around on all four so as to better serve the satan from wence it was birthed.
November 24, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Victorian palaeontologist sucking down a big vat of laudanum: Fuck it, the thumb spike went on the nose. Scaly bastard too. Slunk around on all four so as to better serve the satan from wence it was birthed.
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not gonna qt because person is getting roasted enough anyway for claiming sports belong on Twitter not here, but the sheer galaxy brain of attempting to gatekeep probably the single most universal organised human activity in our history via IP address is a whole other level of terminally online
November 24, 2024 at 2:56 PM
not gonna qt because person is getting roasted enough anyway for claiming sports belong on Twitter not here, but the sheer galaxy brain of attempting to gatekeep probably the single most universal organised human activity in our history via IP address is a whole other level of terminally online
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Big problem in medieval times, as shown in many manuscript illustrations.
November 24, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Big problem in medieval times, as shown in many manuscript illustrations.
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🎶 life's more painless 🎶 for the brainless 🎶
November 24, 2024 at 4:20 PM
🎶 life's more painless 🎶 for the brainless 🎶
Didn't find any snowdrops but I did spot an insane amount of crocuses
February 19, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Didn't find any snowdrops but I did spot an insane amount of crocuses
Local park giving it some purple
February 19, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Local park giving it some purple
was out and about all day and i didn't have anything to drink for about 4 hours I JUST realised that I'm not ill, I'm thirsty
February 18, 2024 at 5:16 PM
was out and about all day and i didn't have anything to drink for about 4 hours I JUST realised that I'm not ill, I'm thirsty
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women love it when i roll up to the function on the Fourse
February 12, 2024 at 9:14 PM
women love it when i roll up to the function on the Fourse