Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent)
@sqlstudent144.bsky.social
I was offered a wizard's hat but it got in the way of my dunce cap. If you want my opinion please wait while I ask my wife. Honored to have been a MS MVP Jew-ish He/Him
I love the new "I'm feeling blind today" mode in the new SQL Server Management Studio! (You can find it under "Presenter Mode")
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I love the new "I'm feeling blind today" mode in the new SQL Server Management Studio! (You can find it under "Presenter Mode")
During a discussion at work we agreed we love the magic IT fairy that comes around and randomly fixes things without us having to do any work.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
During a discussion at work we agreed we love the magic IT fairy that comes around and randomly fixes things without us having to do any work.
Really Wayfair?
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Really Wayfair?
I'm listening to an old Heavy Metal song atm. We've also got some flooring work going on. They started grinding down some old tile, and it honestly took me a minute to realize it wasn't part of the song. 😂
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm listening to an old Heavy Metal song atm. We've also got some flooring work going on. They started grinding down some old tile, and it honestly took me a minute to realize it wasn't part of the song. 😂
Parasocialism is so wild. Even knowing what it is and why I still get caught by it every now and again.
October 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Parasocialism is so wild. Even knowing what it is and why I still get caught by it every now and again.
I was looking at a thread where it was pointed out that "Information Technology" or IT is a broad category. I'm trying to think of any other job class that's as diverse but I'm coming up kind of blank. Maybe Medicine? There has to be something. What am I missing?
October 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I was looking at a thread where it was pointed out that "Information Technology" or IT is a broad category. I'm trying to think of any other job class that's as diverse but I'm coming up kind of blank. Maybe Medicine? There has to be something. What am I missing?
I just had to pull a list of all datetime columns in a database. I then grouped on the column name to see how many of them were create/modified date columns. I'm now countin how many different ways they were named. 😂 I'm up to 4 (maybe 5) so far.
October 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I just had to pull a list of all datetime columns in a database. I then grouped on the column name to see how many of them were create/modified date columns. I'm now countin how many different ways they were named. 😂 I'm up to 4 (maybe 5) so far.
The pepper went to jail. For a salt. It has to do its thyme.
October 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The pepper went to jail. For a salt. It has to do its thyme.
3d prints w supports can look really funny.
October 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
3d prints w supports can look really funny.
It's been a while, but many many years ago (30+ years), back when I was working in Foxpro, I accidentially ran a cross join one Friday afternoon. When I came back Monday the output had taken over the entire file server and crashed it.
October 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It's been a while, but many many years ago (30+ years), back when I was working in Foxpro, I accidentially ran a cross join one Friday afternoon. When I came back Monday the output had taken over the entire file server and crashed it.
Me: To whoever stole my MS Office, I will find you! You have my word!
16yo: Don't worry, I excel at vengeance. It's one of my power points.
16yo: Don't worry, I excel at vengeance. It's one of my power points.
October 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Me: To whoever stole my MS Office, I will find you! You have my word!
16yo: Don't worry, I excel at vengeance. It's one of my power points.
16yo: Don't worry, I excel at vengeance. It's one of my power points.
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our top neurodivergents have good jobs in pharma so when u rly think about it,, autism causes tylenol
September 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
our top neurodivergents have good jobs in pharma so when u rly think about it,, autism causes tylenol
If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ...
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some Flax-golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!
Shel Silverstine
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ...
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some Flax-golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!
Shel Silverstine
September 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ...
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some Flax-golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!
Shel Silverstine
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ...
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some Flax-golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!
Shel Silverstine
#sqlhelp Has anyone figured out a way to change the time zone setting on an Azure Managed Instance? I know the documentation says it's not possible, I'm just hoping it's wrong or out of date or maybe someone figured out a hack?
September 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
#sqlhelp Has anyone figured out a way to change the time zone setting on an Azure Managed Instance? I know the documentation says it's not possible, I'm just hoping it's wrong or out of date or maybe someone figured out a hack?
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
@anotarian.bsky.social have you seen these before?
September 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
@anotarian.bsky.social have you seen these before?
Only 24 hours to go!
September 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Only 24 hours to go!
I just can't. 😕
September 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I just can't. 😕
Got to love homecoming in Texas.😂😂
September 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Got to love homecoming in Texas.😂😂
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
Is there a term for a group of DBAs? If not, I'd like to propose: A performance of DBAs.
September 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Is there a term for a group of DBAs? If not, I'd like to propose: A performance of DBAs.
When i heard it was @way0utwest.bsky.social birthday I had to crash. 😂❤️
September 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
When i heard it was @way0utwest.bsky.social birthday I had to crash. 😂❤️
First piece of swag at @redgate-software.bsky.social on tour!
September 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
First piece of swag at @redgate-software.bsky.social on tour!