Sylvi
@spyingmaid.bsky.social
And extraordinary maid who probably knows more of your information than you do...
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Sylvi
@spyingmaid.bsky.social
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"Hello. Sylvi from Hippity Hoppity Cleaning here. I'll leave the site spotless."
#OCRP #MVRP
Another OC by BadJokesLucia
Dark/Mature themes always possible, minors turn away immediately.
#OCRP #MVRP
Another OC by BadJokesLucia
Dark/Mature themes always possible, minors turn away immediately.
"You lost gallons? Well go find them. I am a maid, not a lost and found."
...Maybe she's not trying to troll so much as she really enjoys making crude jokes...
...Maybe she's not trying to troll so much as she really enjoys making crude jokes...
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"You lost gallons? Well go find them. I am a maid, not a lost and found."
...Maybe she's not trying to troll so much as she really enjoys making crude jokes...
...Maybe she's not trying to troll so much as she really enjoys making crude jokes...
"Dear employer, happy Sex Saturday- Oh, my apologies. I forgot that you don't participate."
...Okay, Sylvi definitely just wants to annoy people today...
...Okay, Sylvi definitely just wants to annoy people today...
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"Dear employer, happy Sex Saturday- Oh, my apologies. I forgot that you don't participate."
...Okay, Sylvi definitely just wants to annoy people today...
...Okay, Sylvi definitely just wants to annoy people today...
"No,you cannot hire our maids for sex. That is illegal. If such encounters happen, it must be off the clock. ...Please approach the situation properly if you are that desperate."
...Is she being judgemental or supportive? It's hard to tell...
...Is she being judgemental or supportive? It's hard to tell...
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"No,you cannot hire our maids for sex. That is illegal. If such encounters happen, it must be off the clock. ...Please approach the situation properly if you are that desperate."
...Is she being judgemental or supportive? It's hard to tell...
...Is she being judgemental or supportive? It's hard to tell...
"Hippity Hoppity Cleaning is pleased to announce a weekend-long charity pancake feast. Pancakes will be free, though we are accepting free will donations which will be used to buy coats, hats, gloves, and boots for children in need."
Sylvi's pancakes are amazing, by the way.
Sylvi's pancakes are amazing, by the way.
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Hippity Hoppity Cleaning is pleased to announce a weekend-long charity pancake feast. Pancakes will be free, though we are accepting free will donations which will be used to buy coats, hats, gloves, and boots for children in need."
Sylvi's pancakes are amazing, by the way.
Sylvi's pancakes are amazing, by the way.
"Thighj- Ahem. Thigh Thursday, is it?"
...Was that an accidental slip of the tongue, or is she intentionally teasing people?
"Very well, please admire the view responsibly."
#ThighThursday
...Was that an accidental slip of the tongue, or is she intentionally teasing people?
"Very well, please admire the view responsibly."
#ThighThursday
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"Thighj- Ahem. Thigh Thursday, is it?"
...Was that an accidental slip of the tongue, or is she intentionally teasing people?
"Very well, please admire the view responsibly."
#ThighThursday
...Was that an accidental slip of the tongue, or is she intentionally teasing people?
"Very well, please admire the view responsibly."
#ThighThursday
"A few contracts with Hippity Hoppity Cleaning are expiring or being shuffled between maids for logistical efficiency. As such, I will have a few days open in my schedule until new contracts are made. Please consider contracting Hippity Hoppity Cleaning for all of your cleaning needs."
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"A few contracts with Hippity Hoppity Cleaning are expiring or being shuffled between maids for logistical efficiency. As such, I will have a few days open in my schedule until new contracts are made. Please consider contracting Hippity Hoppity Cleaning for all of your cleaning needs."
Oh, right. Sylvi should still participate in Wagon Wednesday.
...This isn't even the best photo she has of her ass. It was just the closest to the top of her camera roll...
...This isn't even the best photo she has of her ass. It was just the closest to the top of her camera roll...
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Oh, right. Sylvi should still participate in Wagon Wednesday.
...This isn't even the best photo she has of her ass. It was just the closest to the top of her camera roll...
...This isn't even the best photo she has of her ass. It was just the closest to the top of her camera roll...
"Oh dear, I appear to have missed Titty Tuesday due to how busy I was yesterday. However will you all survive a week without maid milkers?"
Oh she's just... Coming out and saying stuff like that with a straight face.
...She's so unexpressive that it's hard to tell if she's just teasing or not...
Oh she's just... Coming out and saying stuff like that with a straight face.
...She's so unexpressive that it's hard to tell if she's just teasing or not...
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Oh dear, I appear to have missed Titty Tuesday due to how busy I was yesterday. However will you all survive a week without maid milkers?"
Oh she's just... Coming out and saying stuff like that with a straight face.
...She's so unexpressive that it's hard to tell if she's just teasing or not...
Oh she's just... Coming out and saying stuff like that with a straight face.
...She's so unexpressive that it's hard to tell if she's just teasing or not...
"Maid Monday... Yes, I'm doing my job as always."
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"Maid Monday... Yes, I'm doing my job as always."
While the topic of dating Sylvi is on the table...
She likes weaklings who need protection. Nerds and geeks are also her type. Being shorter than her is also a plus.
She likes weaklings who need protection. Nerds and geeks are also her type. Being shorter than her is also a plus.
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
While the topic of dating Sylvi is on the table...
She likes weaklings who need protection. Nerds and geeks are also her type. Being shorter than her is also a plus.
She likes weaklings who need protection. Nerds and geeks are also her type. Being shorter than her is also a plus.
Reasons to date Sylvi:
She earns a lot of money.
She's a great driver.
Owns a lot of bunnysuits.
Very strong, can carry you.
Has many weapons for self defense.
Reasons not to date Sylvi:
She may not show it, but she's full of road rage.
The poker face makes it hard to know what she's thinking.
She earns a lot of money.
She's a great driver.
Owns a lot of bunnysuits.
Very strong, can carry you.
Has many weapons for self defense.
Reasons not to date Sylvi:
She may not show it, but she's full of road rage.
The poker face makes it hard to know what she's thinking.
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Reasons to date Sylvi:
She earns a lot of money.
She's a great driver.
Owns a lot of bunnysuits.
Very strong, can carry you.
Has many weapons for self defense.
Reasons not to date Sylvi:
She may not show it, but she's full of road rage.
The poker face makes it hard to know what she's thinking.
She earns a lot of money.
She's a great driver.
Owns a lot of bunnysuits.
Very strong, can carry you.
Has many weapons for self defense.
Reasons not to date Sylvi:
She may not show it, but she's full of road rage.
The poker face makes it hard to know what she's thinking.
For this week's #SeductiveSunday, Sylvi has opted to present a rare look into her casual, comfortable, at home look. People are probably into that.
...People are probably also into questioning if she's wearing shorts under that hoodie or not.
...People are probably also into questioning if she's wearing shorts under that hoodie or not.
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
For this week's #SeductiveSunday, Sylvi has opted to present a rare look into her casual, comfortable, at home look. People are probably into that.
...People are probably also into questioning if she's wearing shorts under that hoodie or not.
...People are probably also into questioning if she's wearing shorts under that hoodie or not.
"I am a maid, not a groundskeeper. I will not shovel snow no matter how much you offer to pay me."
She still has an emergency snow shovel in both the company van and her personal vehicle, though.
She still has an emergency snow shovel in both the company van and her personal vehicle, though.
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"I am a maid, not a groundskeeper. I will not shovel snow no matter how much you offer to pay me."
She still has an emergency snow shovel in both the company van and her personal vehicle, though.
She still has an emergency snow shovel in both the company van and her personal vehicle, though.
...Sylvi truly thought more people than this were down bad for maids. She really thought she would've been utterly swarmed by now, but it looks like everybody is a bunch of chickens.
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
...Sylvi truly thought more people than this were down bad for maids. She really thought she would've been utterly swarmed by now, but it looks like everybody is a bunch of chickens.
"I'm not certain of that. We never used blacklights. We just washed the bedding and tried not to think too much about it unless there were obvious stains..."
"....There's this one chef i used to watch. Gordon Rams-something when I was young. He once did a show on hotels and uh...
Are the Blacklight things on beds real...?"
If one gets this reference, I am so sorry.
Are the Blacklight things on beds real...?"
If one gets this reference, I am so sorry.
"Yeah, tourists tend to be the ones open about freaky desires. Less fear of being judged when nobody who knows them is around."
Sylvi used to work in hotel housekeeping...
Sylvi used to work in hotel housekeeping...
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
"I'm not certain of that. We never used blacklights. We just washed the bedding and tried not to think too much about it unless there were obvious stains..."
"Yeah, tourists tend to be the ones open about freaky desires. Less fear of being judged when nobody who knows them is around."
Sylvi used to work in hotel housekeeping...
Sylvi used to work in hotel housekeeping...
"....Not the first time I would see someone getting stuffed while traveling-"
....She isn't going to give context.
....She isn't going to give context.
"Do it, coward."
Hell of a thing to say in such a deadpan tone...
Hell of a thing to say in such a deadpan tone...
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Yeah, tourists tend to be the ones open about freaky desires. Less fear of being judged when nobody who knows them is around."
Sylvi used to work in hotel housekeeping...
Sylvi used to work in hotel housekeeping...
"Do it, coward."
Hell of a thing to say in such a deadpan tone...
Hell of a thing to say in such a deadpan tone...
".....Don't comment, Reina. Don't comment..."
"Did everybody enjoy getting stuffed today?"
Please don't say it like that...
Please don't say it like that...
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"Do it, coward."
Hell of a thing to say in such a deadpan tone...
Hell of a thing to say in such a deadpan tone...
...Silvi does have an opening in her schedule tomorrow. Somebody should really hire her during that time.
Or even just talk to her.
She really thought more people would be eager to try hanging out with a maid.
Or even just talk to her.
She really thought more people would be eager to try hanging out with a maid.
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
...Silvi does have an opening in her schedule tomorrow. Somebody should really hire her during that time.
Or even just talk to her.
She really thought more people would be eager to try hanging out with a maid.
Or even just talk to her.
She really thought more people would be eager to try hanging out with a maid.
Oh right, it was Thigh Thursday...
But that's work, and she still doesn't work on holidays.
...Plus nobody seems to actually be paying attention anyway, so she can get away with being lazy.
But that's work, and she still doesn't work on holidays.
...Plus nobody seems to actually be paying attention anyway, so she can get away with being lazy.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Oh right, it was Thigh Thursday...
But that's work, and she still doesn't work on holidays.
...Plus nobody seems to actually be paying attention anyway, so she can get away with being lazy.
But that's work, and she still doesn't work on holidays.
...Plus nobody seems to actually be paying attention anyway, so she can get away with being lazy.
"Did everybody enjoy getting stuffed today?"
Please don't say it like that...
Please don't say it like that...
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"Did everybody enjoy getting stuffed today?"
Please don't say it like that...
Please don't say it like that...
Sylvi doesn't work on holidays.
Clean up your own messes today.
Clean up your own messes today.
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Sylvi doesn't work on holidays.
Clean up your own messes today.
Clean up your own messes today.
"...Peta is being horny on main on the other app. Good for them, good for them."
...It's kind of terrifying to realize that somebody as deadpan as Sylvi could be thinking any number of down horrendous thoughts without showing the slightest sign...
...It's kind of terrifying to realize that somebody as deadpan as Sylvi could be thinking any number of down horrendous thoughts without showing the slightest sign...
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"...Peta is being horny on main on the other app. Good for them, good for them."
...It's kind of terrifying to realize that somebody as deadpan as Sylvi could be thinking any number of down horrendous thoughts without showing the slightest sign...
...It's kind of terrifying to realize that somebody as deadpan as Sylvi could be thinking any number of down horrendous thoughts without showing the slightest sign...
"Hippity Hoppity, these cleaning supplies are company property. Please stop trying to take them for your own stockpile."
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Hippity Hoppity, these cleaning supplies are company property. Please stop trying to take them for your own stockpile."
"...Dear employer, please stand back. If I didn't notice you, I could have ended up stepping on your face."
Happy #WagonWednesday, folks.
Happy #WagonWednesday, folks.
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"...Dear employer, please stand back. If I didn't notice you, I could have ended up stepping on your face."
Happy #WagonWednesday, folks.
Happy #WagonWednesday, folks.
"I suppose I wouldn't mind, in that case. Though that is still dependent on us frequently encountering each other, enough to become friends."
Sayori's certainly going to have a challenge on her hands, getting close to this maid...
Sayori's certainly going to have a challenge on her hands, getting close to this maid...
Well...rejection was always a possibility! Though the greenette thought this through for a moment...
"So what you're saying is....If we knew each other more, you'd like to?"
She asks, a little sparkle in her eyes as she waits for an answer.
"So what you're saying is....If we knew each other more, you'd like to?"
She asks, a little sparkle in her eyes as she waits for an answer.
"No thank you."
Oh. Instant rejection. ...Not that it should be too surprising.
"I don't make a habit of giving out my personal contact information to strangers. Please don't take it personally, but we've only just met."
Sylvi is in a line of work where personal safety is constantly on her mind.
Oh. Instant rejection. ...Not that it should be too surprising.
"I don't make a habit of giving out my personal contact information to strangers. Please don't take it personally, but we've only just met."
Sylvi is in a line of work where personal safety is constantly on her mind.
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"I suppose I wouldn't mind, in that case. Though that is still dependent on us frequently encountering each other, enough to become friends."
Sayori's certainly going to have a challenge on her hands, getting close to this maid...
Sayori's certainly going to have a challenge on her hands, getting close to this maid...