Good morning, Bluesky Friends! 🗽💙 🌊

I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh

Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble

Not to brag, but I can eat two-bite brownies in one bite.

People: What productivity software do you use?

Me:

i Hope everyone likes My new meme!

“Doomscrolling” is so limited. Today I have also doomedited, doomresearched my next story, and I’m about to doomeat a frozen doomburrito. You gotta be open to new doomexperiences.

if mediums can talk to the dead imagine what a large can do

Schrödinger's dove: we don't know if she's alive or dead

sale #animation #flipnote #3ds

can we make my cat the most liked photo on bluesky