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Fix your hearts or die
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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.

Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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in 2009 you used to be able to post "pussy look like a ham buger" and they would give you a show on tv. now you have to post 200 tick tocks of you trying to leg sweep people at the super market
July 24, 2023 at 6:07 AM
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somebody check this bitch's computer! damn!
The Times had a corrupt reporter that it benched and then fired, when it found out he was soliciting Epstein for a donation and otherwise behaving inappropriately with a source.

That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Heads up introverts, autodidacts and other former gifted kids: at this point if you haven't covered up your old harry potter tattoos.... uhhh...... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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I am a heterosexual man. And I can't wait for the world to see my beautiful ballroom I'm cooking up.
October 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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i want computer to make movie for me. i want computer to talk to me. i want computer to take my job. i want to fuck computer. i want computer to mock and devalue the very spark of ingenuity and creativity that makes us human
October 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Korol is a US citizen. Her family hasn’t heard from her since she was taken, public charges haven’t been released—what crime did she even commit? 2nd-Degree Woodwinding?—and there has been no explanation for her “renditioning” across state lines.

We’ve moved into a new phase of Trump lawlessness.
A musician, Oriana Korol, was peacefully playing clarinet with her protest band outside ICE facilities in Portland, OR.

When the band started playing “Ghostbusters,” ICE thugs suddenly poured outside, slammed her into the mud, arrested her and took her to a jail 9 miles away in Vancouver, WA.
Musician playing ‘Ghostbusters’ outside ICE facility is arrested by agents
‘Taking us citizens out of state to detain them without charge is a new action from the Feds and should be opposed,’ her band said
www.independent.co.uk
October 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth
October 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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*Talking to a Wired reporter who is writing down what I say* I am the proud owner of a Cybertruck, it has an AI in it that I talk to for therapy, I am now divorced and yes it's because of the truck
October 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Oh brother, Rand Paul reading from a Hell World article on the senate floor.
October 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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This is for all the extremely stupid "progressive" friends of mine who have called me an asshole over the years for talking shit on a "charity"
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
October 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Beyond listening to this week's episode, which I love, you would be doing me a big favor to give it five stars & a nice review on Apple. You won't believe this, but a lot of reviewers vocally take issue with "female co-host" in 2025 & then rate us 1-3 stars. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
October 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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bitch what
October 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.
September 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM