Calamitous ORTBO
@spottyskunk.bsky.social
Hiker, cyclist, furry, lover of all things buffalo. Married to
@muttlymusings.bsky.social🦀
🎯Sacramento, California
@muttlymusings.bsky.social🦀
🎯Sacramento, California
Holy god I’ve been seeking out and eating super sharp cheddars my whole life and this might be one of the most intense cheddars I’ve ever had. Divine.
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Holy god I’ve been seeking out and eating super sharp cheddars my whole life and this might be one of the most intense cheddars I’ve ever had. Divine.
When yr IRL dog got those Fursuit follow-me eyes.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
When yr IRL dog got those Fursuit follow-me eyes.
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR JET'S EXTENDED WARRANTY
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR JET'S EXTENDED WARRANTY
Too much studying
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Too much studying
Nice pizza croissant u got there…
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Nice pizza croissant u got there…
Oh just washing the bread
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Oh just washing the bread
Why yr butt pants so big bud?
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Why yr butt pants so big bud?
Stick Sculpture
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Stick Sculpture
Cooper that is NOT how we treat our opossum friends.
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Cooper that is NOT how we treat our opossum friends.
This person tried to unlock your iPhone.
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This person tried to unlock your iPhone.
Whats hilarious is they had it pepper in some ums and ahs to sound more authentic. Back when I worked in a call center they used to score us on removing those ums and ahs as bad form. They made us talk more like robots and now they're adding it back in trying to make the robots talk more like people
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Whats hilarious is they had it pepper in some ums and ahs to sound more authentic. Back when I worked in a call center they used to score us on removing those ums and ahs as bad form. They made us talk more like robots and now they're adding it back in trying to make the robots talk more like people
Precious cargo
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Precious cargo
Gives me deep thought vibes.
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Gives me deep thought vibes.
Wide angle make him ears so beeg.
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Wide angle make him ears so beeg.
Saw someone post this screenshot and damn it’s accurate.
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Saw someone post this screenshot and damn it’s accurate.
Do a Mac n Cheese dance.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Do a Mac n Cheese dance.