When I make a company to sell chore robots to rich idiots it’s going to have a single roller skate for a leg, a frilly maid headband, and a big ol dumptruck ass

So what you're saying is that Woody is a codename

(I know it's going to be something stupid like "oh they realized they left him at the carnival so they swung back on their way home and found him" or whatever but sheesh)

The whole structure and plot of that ending went OUT OF ITS WAY to explain to the audience that Bonnie didn't really care about Woody anymore, wouldn't notice he was gone, wouldn't remember where or when he disappeared, so him choosing to stay with Bo was a permanent thing

So... buh?

Yeah the absence of Bo is definitely one thing

But also Woody is just like... left in the middle of nowhere! None of the humans know or particularly care where he is!

Dunking egg-shaped cookies into your coffee at 6 AM

I've never understood (and will never understand) how a lot of people don't watch these and just think, wow, how embarrassing

Finally, our first Juggalo president

Is that Charlie Kirk canoodling Judy Hopps

I saw centrist types trying to “how dare you” bothsides about this and all but idk, I can’t get too angry about what is obviously him cracking a joke, even if it’s a mean one

I remember liking that one, and yeah definitely in the conversation. Goonies but Star Wars.

SPOILERS

I remember being *certain* that Jude Law was going to be the old “pirate with a heart of gold” and subverting that trope made him so much scarier as a villain

I remember when Kamala suggested looking into price fixing and the conservative reaction was immediately “THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMMIE SHIT”