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Steve Watts
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Editor at GameSpot. No, not the store in the mall, the other one. (he/him)
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Is this… on purpose?
A Marvel Snap screenshot with a hand drawn… something
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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@KrangTNelson tweet no no no you misunderstood. I said "fuck YOUR feelings". MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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“he was into the barely legal type, you know, 15 year olds”

the fuck?
MEGYN KELLY (HOST): As for Epstein, I've said this before, but just as a reminder, I do know somebody very, very close to this case who is in a position to know virtually everything. Not everything, but virtually everything. And this person has told me from the start years and years ago that Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile. This is this person's view, who was there for a lot of this, but that he was into the barely legal type. Like, he liked 15-year-old girls.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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John Cena meme: “they literally call themselves Decepticons”
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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When I make a company to sell chore robots to rich idiots it’s going to have a single roller skate for a leg, a frilly maid headband, and a big ol dumptruck ass
Roses from the Jetsons
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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"unless Democrats realize this is hurting them politically"
Trump tweet: "TRUMP WASN'T ON THE BALLOT, AND SHUTDOWN, WERE THE TWO REASONS THAT REPUBLICANS LOST ELECTIONS TONIGHT," according to Pollsters."
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Honestly a buckwild degree of detail
A screenshot from the Play Activity section of the Nintendo Store app showing detailed breakdowns of minutes played on specific days in 2019
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Love the "look we're ALL frustrated" comment
I Think You Should Leave hot dog suit meme
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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This sure sounds like an open admission that Republicans are bearing the brunt of blame for the shutdown.
Trump Truth Social post: "TRUMP WASN'T ON THE BALLOT, AND SHUTDOWN, WERE THE TWO REASONS THAT REPUBLICANS LOST ELECTIONS TONIGHT," according to Pollsters.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Simpsons scene: “that was fast”
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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A page from the children's book "I Want My Hat Back" Bear: Have you seen my hat? Rabbit: No. Why are you asking me. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen any hats anywhere. I would not steal a hat. Don't ask me any more questions. Bear: OK. Thank you anyway.
November 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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... feels a little on the nose
The Steam daily deal for Papers, Please
November 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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One of my all-time favorite pieces on wealth inequality, published at Cracked of all places, made this point very well:

www.cracked.com/blog/6-thing...
Now go into the bedroom of any child in America. Even before the parents have the chance to call the cops, you'll see posters of pro athletes and Disney pop stars and famous actors dressed as action heroes. Millionaires, all. That's because all of our fucking heroes are millionaires. Hell, every Christmas we celebrate the tale of the wealthy Ebenezer Scrooge in A Christmas Carol. We hate him in the first part of the story, and then we love him by the end. Not because he gave away all of his wealth and became poor (he didn't), but because he stopped acting like a shithead. Do you get the incredibly subtle and nuanced message of that story?
October 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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"Uptoown"
A screenshot from an AI-generated "video game" with a dumb sign that's dumb
October 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Stephen Miller at the start of every class like
Simpsons meme with Lionel Hutz: "But there's... violating constitutional rights..." Second part of Lionel Hutz meme
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Loving how often I’m spotting Andor quotes in the wild at these protests
A protest sign that says “oppression is the mask of fear”
October 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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It’s giving
That one cringe tweet: Do not fuck with gamers. We're forged by endless boss battles against impossible odds. We do not give up. We do not stop. We are the terminators of the culture wars.
October 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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One of Bluey’s funniest running gags is Chattermax, a toy that is annoying as fuck and parents can relate. Making it into an actual toy seems to somewhat miss the point.
Chattermax Bluey toy from Vtech
October 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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The Simpsons scene: "Oh, my groin"
October 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Based of course on this legendary orbital strike of a dunk
An exchange about a sculpture: Rollo Tomassi @RationalMale Is there an example of a female sculptor who committed herself to the same level of detail that a male does with a woman? Ivan Throne @DarkTriadMan None that come to mind. That sculpture is an act of worship before Heaven, and it shows. Platonic Solid Snake the sculptor is a chinese woman you dork ass losers
October 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Simpsons meme: "Well here's something that's not so funny: right now the gestapo has to work for free!"
October 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I'm not a lawyer, but I've read a lot of judicial decisions, and I've never seen anything like this.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
"I’ve come to believe that President Trump truly understands and appreciates the full import of President Reagan’s inspiring message –- yet I fear he has drawn from it a darker, more cynical message. I fear President Trump believes the American people are so divided that today they will not stand up, fight for, and defend our most precious constitutional values so long as they are lulled into thinking their own personal interests are not affected. "Is he correct?"
September 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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My official Thoughts on the Street Fighter casting and photo leaks
Simpsons meme replaced with Dan's face: "Whenever Dan's not on screen all the other characters should be asking 'where's Dan?'"
September 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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“hypothetical instances of self-defense”
NYT: “Mr. Ingersoll also lays out specific situations in which he says violence should be used. If a progressive activist takes a sign away at a public debate, "She gets instantly clotheslined," Mr. Ingersoll wrote. "I don't care if police are present. Do it anyway. In fact, be wildly disproportionate."”
September 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I saw a bunch of these caveman-brain signs around in 2024 and thought to myself, come on, who's dumb enough to fall for that

well
A yard sign reading "Trump: Low prices; Kamala: high prices; 2024"
September 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM