Roaf Beast
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Roaf Beast
@spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social
I swear this is the year Carlton win the premiership
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I think my problem with that kind of, for lack of a precise term, [heckin wholesome smol bean positivity New Sincerity whimsey]-thing is that I find it fundamentally condescending. Like my preference of affectations or aesthetics makes me a bad person. Like melancholy is just a Bad Dumb Decision.
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
the Horizon games are exactly like a shark
perfectly smooth from every direction
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I will live enough to see Microsoft destroyed
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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The president is a bisexual dick sucking pedophile and you’re blackpilling?
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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does anyone else remember the way inception was sold as this super confusing movie? and that newspapers were printing visual guides on what the plot was? and then you saw the movie and it was actually really straight forward?

what was that about
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Every single one of those ‘my suburb’ pieces in The Age is written by someone who moved into the subject suburb from Northcote in the last 5-10 years.
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Split Enz are such a funny band, like
"Yeah my little brother can join, I guess"
whoops turns out he's one of the greatest songwriters of all time
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
In legends, the reason that Vader never found out that Tarkin had been selling his inquisitors into slavery was that Watto bought every one of them
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
obsessed with the sentence from a freak trying to tell me that AOTC is a "spiritually 40's" film

"the parallels between The Third Man’s Harry Lime and Count Dooku alone,"

I must dissect this man's brain, for science
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Very fun explaining to seppo buddies that Don Bradman is the the real GOAT, and better at cricket than any other sportsperson is at their own sport
October 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
the thing about Attack of the Clones is that if you were to describe it to someone, it sounds like the best movie ever made
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Not to be extreme but if you speak above 80db in a museum I think your head should explode.
October 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Which way Star Wars fan?
October 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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A conspiracy theory I have is that people put hot sauces like Tabasco on everything not so much for the pepper as they do for the benefits of adding vinegar to a dish and that’s what they should be focusing on and recognizing. This conspiracy theory has not gotten traction due to “lack of interest”
October 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
remembering that this site is probably better so just all at once posting my star wars garbage here
October 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
it's wild that the Mandoverse is worse than the Denningverse
October 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Bo Katan was on the Dexter Jettster logs
October 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Eating the vonduun crab gumbo
October 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Dave Filoni is George Lucas' Kyp Durron
October 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Andor and Rogue One is clearly Legends, because there is nothing more legends than stealing the Death Star plans
October 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
kylo ren coming back would be bad actually, it's good that film got canned
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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logging back in here for the first time in 2 years
October 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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every genAI sales pitch basically comes down to 'you don't have to experience anything at all! life can feel like death!'

and I'd say for some reason it works but it isn't working. they WISH it was working and they're begging billions in subsidies to make fetch happen
June 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM