Sugar Kane
@spoonmyeyes.bsky.social
Sober, sometimes I do things, mostly I forget. Blamed myself until I got an ADHD diagnosis at 49. Occasionally NSFW. Happily married.
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Sugar Kane
@spoonmyeyes.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Sorry I said something weird. It’s my awkward mating call.
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Can all the people who spontaneously decided not to love me recently please report to the comptroller. Similarly anyone who is mad at me and is thinking about not loving me.
September 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can all the people who spontaneously decided not to love me recently please report to the comptroller. Similarly anyone who is mad at me and is thinking about not loving me.
Make terrible life decisions and chill baby?
September 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Make terrible life decisions and chill baby?
When can we officially stop staying Happy New Year? I can do without this sort of positivity in my life.
January 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
When can we officially stop staying Happy New Year? I can do without this sort of positivity in my life.
In the end all you’ve really got is the people around you. Choose wisely
December 16, 2024 at 11:42 AM
In the end all you’ve really got is the people around you. Choose wisely
Hey baby, can I show you my new massage technique?
I call this one the “ulterior motive”
I call this one the “ulterior motive”
December 12, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Hey baby, can I show you my new massage technique?
I call this one the “ulterior motive”
I call this one the “ulterior motive”
Yes sex is great but have you tried eating your body weight in pavlova and laughing until your stomach hurts?
December 8, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Yes sex is great but have you tried eating your body weight in pavlova and laughing until your stomach hurts?
Sunday morning storm mood
Your head, my chest
December 8, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Sunday morning storm mood
I slept on the couch with the post-op dog so she wouldn’t try to climb the stairs, if you want to know what sort of capeless hero you’re dealing with.
December 7, 2024 at 10:27 AM
I slept on the couch with the post-op dog so she wouldn’t try to climb the stairs, if you want to know what sort of capeless hero you’re dealing with.
Going to the shops to buy toilet paper after no one thought to mention they’d used the last roll, because going out in the rain at 10:45pm on a Friday night to buy toilet paper is the perfect microcosm of my rock and roll lifestyle
December 6, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Going to the shops to buy toilet paper after no one thought to mention they’d used the last roll, because going out in the rain at 10:45pm on a Friday night to buy toilet paper is the perfect microcosm of my rock and roll lifestyle
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Men don't appreciate being called lil fella, I guess.
December 5, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Men don't appreciate being called lil fella, I guess.
Festive throwback Thursday thighs. Bit of a mouthful innit
December 5, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Festive throwback Thursday thighs. Bit of a mouthful innit
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The world would be a much better place if it were run by childless middle class cat ladies of a certain age.
December 5, 2024 at 9:55 PM
The world would be a much better place if it were run by childless middle class cat ladies of a certain age.
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When your mutuals don’t retweet your mediocre tweets
December 5, 2024 at 1:54 AM
When your mutuals don’t retweet your mediocre tweets
Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy but is NOT a selfie
December 5, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy but is NOT a selfie
Feeling so festive, I woke up with morning gloria in excelsis
December 5, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Feeling so festive, I woke up with morning gloria in excelsis
Talk in euphemisms and chill?
December 4, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Talk in euphemisms and chill?
I wish she’d look at me like she looks at that couch after a hard day
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I wish she’d look at me like she looks at that couch after a hard day
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Husband: Um, what are you doing?
Me: My doctor said I should do multiple sets of bagels a day to strengthen my pelvic floor
Husband:...
Me, reaching for another: I'm almost certain he said bagels
Me: My doctor said I should do multiple sets of bagels a day to strengthen my pelvic floor
Husband:...
Me, reaching for another: I'm almost certain he said bagels
December 4, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Husband: Um, what are you doing?
Me: My doctor said I should do multiple sets of bagels a day to strengthen my pelvic floor
Husband:...
Me, reaching for another: I'm almost certain he said bagels
Me: My doctor said I should do multiple sets of bagels a day to strengthen my pelvic floor
Husband:...
Me, reaching for another: I'm almost certain he said bagels
I just thought of a skeet, opened up the post page, realised I’d forgotten it, and had to scroll back through my “mutuals” feed to find the place I’d fist thought of it. Without my ADHD diagnosis I’d think I was demented.
December 4, 2024 at 12:33 PM
I just thought of a skeet, opened up the post page, realised I’d forgotten it, and had to scroll back through my “mutuals” feed to find the place I’d fist thought of it. Without my ADHD diagnosis I’d think I was demented.
Everything is political, asshole
December 4, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Everything is political, asshole
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How did I feel when I dropped my toothpaste on the floor?
Crestfallen.
Crestfallen.
December 4, 2024 at 11:40 AM
How did I feel when I dropped my toothpaste on the floor?
Crestfallen.
Crestfallen.
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🎶🎶 Pour some sugar on me🎶🎶
Me: In this economy???
Me: In this economy???
December 4, 2024 at 11:43 AM
🎶🎶 Pour some sugar on me🎶🎶
Me: In this economy???
Me: In this economy???
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Anxiety is stupid. Fuck anxiety.
December 4, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Anxiety is stupid. Fuck anxiety.