Eva Cherney
@spoonifur.bsky.social
Lighting designer and live events professional. She/her. Canadian.
If you spend enough time you can peel off all your bright red Halloween nail polish and also melt your skin off. Good times.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you spend enough time you can peel off all your bright red Halloween nail polish and also melt your skin off. Good times.
Saw an organization that made stickers with an AI created thing to support their non-profit. But there's probably people in your organization who could have created something. I'm so sick of spotting it. Maybe AI will get so good that I can't spot it anymore but that makes me even sadder.
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Saw an organization that made stickers with an AI created thing to support their non-profit. But there's probably people in your organization who could have created something. I'm so sick of spotting it. Maybe AI will get so good that I can't spot it anymore but that makes me even sadder.
Torontonians are not okay with game 7s. We are stressed.
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Torontonians are not okay with game 7s. We are stressed.
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TIRED: pitchers plunking batters
WIRED: batters plunking pitchers
WIRED: batters plunking pitchers
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
TIRED: pitchers plunking batters
WIRED: batters plunking pitchers
WIRED: batters plunking pitchers
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The ultra rare reverse beanball!
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The ultra rare reverse beanball!
@matttomic.bsky.social looking forward to some hot takes tonight thanks
November 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
@matttomic.bsky.social looking forward to some hot takes tonight thanks
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Nailed it!!
My prediction is that not only do the Jays win, they do so in completely normal, undramatic fashion. Just garden-variety, bogstandard, Tuesday night in June baseball. "Draw a baseball game from memory" baseball.
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Nailed it!!
Hearing the Dodgers organ player today is giving me PTSD. Last night was not normal.
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hearing the Dodgers organ player today is giving me PTSD. Last night was not normal.
If this was old internet we would have had at least 3 parody Twitter accounts about how long this game is. Starting with the organ player for sure. Go Blue Jays, I'm going to sleep.
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
If this was old internet we would have had at least 3 parody Twitter accounts about how long this game is. Starting with the organ player for sure. Go Blue Jays, I'm going to sleep.
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Greatest graphic I’ve ever seen.
October 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Greatest graphic I’ve ever seen.
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
I've done it, I now understand all the rules of baseball after watching this entire game
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I've done it, I now understand all the rules of baseball after watching this entire game
I love that every bar in Toronto that has never had a TV has managed to find a projector, TV, something. ADAPT OR BE EMPTY, ITS THE WORLD SERIES!!
October 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I love that every bar in Toronto that has never had a TV has managed to find a projector, TV, something. ADAPT OR BE EMPTY, ITS THE WORLD SERIES!!
I love that the Blue Jays locker room is discount Circa right now. GO BLUE JAYS
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I love that the Blue Jays locker room is discount Circa right now. GO BLUE JAYS
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I am a PROUD TYLENOL EATER
September 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I am a PROUD TYLENOL EATER
I heard Rogers is giving out free tickets to the Blue Jays playoffs. But I heard it's hunger games style and you have to murder for it, no thank you Rogers!!
October 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I heard Rogers is giving out free tickets to the Blue Jays playoffs. But I heard it's hunger games style and you have to murder for it, no thank you Rogers!!
I'm sorry but Avi Schwooper in Long Story Short sounds exactly like @agoldman.bsky.social and I can't unhear it. Especially when he's exasperated about the school wolf problem.
August 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm sorry but Avi Schwooper in Long Story Short sounds exactly like @agoldman.bsky.social and I can't unhear it. Especially when he's exasperated about the school wolf problem.
Oh my god, he is so obsessed with us.
‘Poor excuse’: Doug Ford says Toronto’s pools should be open
‘Poor excuse’: Doug Ford says Toronto’s pools should be open
Ontario Premier Doug Ford is weighing in on a decision by the city to close some outdoor pools amid scorching temperatures, saying they should be able to stay open given city resources.
www.cp24.com
June 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Oh my god, he is so obsessed with us.
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The My
Temperature Body
🤝
In the 30s but feels like 45
Temperature Body
🤝
In the 30s but feels like 45
June 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The My
Temperature Body
🤝
In the 30s but feels like 45
Temperature Body
🤝
In the 30s but feels like 45
Reposted by Eva Cherney
Fuck everything because it’s stupid.
(rainbow)
Please enjoy arbys in whatever hole you like.
(rainbow)
Please enjoy arbys in whatever hole you like.
June 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Fuck everything because it’s stupid.
(rainbow)
Please enjoy arbys in whatever hole you like.
(rainbow)
Please enjoy arbys in whatever hole you like.
Look coworkers, it's not my fault the Nuggets won against OKC tonight. Sorry, not sorry
May 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Look coworkers, it's not my fault the Nuggets won against OKC tonight. Sorry, not sorry
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In case you need to send this to some dingus the next time they bring up how using AI is fine + good, actually.
May 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
In case you need to send this to some dingus the next time they bring up how using AI is fine + good, actually.
I keep looking up at the Dallas Stars game and thinking I have to pay for more Green P parking time every time I see a jersey.
May 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I keep looking up at the Dallas Stars game and thinking I have to pay for more Green P parking time every time I see a jersey.
The #survivor48 edit is getting so annoying. If they vote Star off tonight it's also the first episode she's had more than like, 2 confessionals in... Also showing all these conversations about how they all hate her?? She's getting the meanest edit. You cast her! Use her!
May 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The #survivor48 edit is getting so annoying. If they vote Star off tonight it's also the first episode she's had more than like, 2 confessionals in... Also showing all these conversations about how they all hate her?? She's getting the meanest edit. You cast her! Use her!