Kenz
@spooky-mackaroni.bsky.social
Alive out of spite
Just here to have a silly little time
Just here to have a silly little time
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Kenz
@spooky-mackaroni.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Bluesky is like microdosing human interaction. I don't have the mental energy to have real conversations with people who actually want to get to know me.
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A blood moon will fix me.
March 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A blood moon will fix me.
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My love language is snacks.
March 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My love language is snacks.
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Me: I'm like Sunday morning.
H: Religious?
Me: No. Easy.
H: Religious?
Me: No. Easy.
February 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Me: I'm like Sunday morning.
H: Religious?
Me: No. Easy.
H: Religious?
Me: No. Easy.
Forgot about this app for a minute. But I'm here today, and this is my dog. He's old and kinda smells like farts. I love him.
February 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Forgot about this app for a minute. But I'm here today, and this is my dog. He's old and kinda smells like farts. I love him.
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officer, do you even follow me on bsky?
January 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
officer, do you even follow me on bsky?
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I am once again bleeding from my nether regions
January 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I am once again bleeding from my nether regions
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roasting your nuts over an open fire? likelier than you think
December 18, 2024 at 8:52 PM
roasting your nuts over an open fire? likelier than you think
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he probably would have done numbers on bsky i’m just saying
December 10, 2024 at 4:12 AM
he probably would have done numbers on bsky i’m just saying
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I like the word fisticuffs because it gets me horny twice
December 9, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I like the word fisticuffs because it gets me horny twice
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Sorry I said “jeepers” when you prematurely ejaculated.
December 9, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Sorry I said “jeepers” when you prematurely ejaculated.
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ok i’m not usually one for conspiracy theories, but are we sure, like absolutely sure, there wasn’t a rat under there?
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 AM
ok i’m not usually one for conspiracy theories, but are we sure, like absolutely sure, there wasn’t a rat under there?
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How dare you tell me to use my best judgement!
December 5, 2024 at 5:36 AM
How dare you tell me to use my best judgement!
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Hey boy I'm digging the hypochondriac energy you're bringing to the urgent care
December 2, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Hey boy I'm digging the hypochondriac energy you're bringing to the urgent care
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It’s almost like I’m responsible for my own actions. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.
November 25, 2024 at 6:12 PM
It’s almost like I’m responsible for my own actions. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.
My type. Sweet little simps who need forehead kisses and do that they're told.
November 25, 2024 at 3:44 AM
My type. Sweet little simps who need forehead kisses and do that they're told.
I need a friend who's down to do awkward interpretive dancing with me. I won't explain why.
November 25, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I need a friend who's down to do awkward interpretive dancing with me. I won't explain why.
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You need to learn how to find joy in something insane and unhealthy
November 24, 2024 at 9:50 PM
You need to learn how to find joy in something insane and unhealthy
Bluesky is like microdosing human interaction. I don't have the mental energy to have real conversations with people who actually want to get to know me.
November 23, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Bluesky is like microdosing human interaction. I don't have the mental energy to have real conversations with people who actually want to get to know me.
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i waste so much money on coffee when my preference is being unconscious
November 18, 2024 at 2:26 PM
i waste so much money on coffee when my preference is being unconscious
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I'm upset when I get too many notifications. I'm upset when I don't get enough notifications. I'm upset when I get a manageable amount of notifications...
November 18, 2024 at 12:47 PM
I'm upset when I get too many notifications. I'm upset when I don't get enough notifications. I'm upset when I get a manageable amount of notifications...
Best we could really hope for
November 17, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Best we could really hope for
I feel like Jake Paul didn't get enough attention as a child. There has to be a reason he acts this way...
I bet if they gave him a mommy, he'd settle right down.
I bet if they gave him a mommy, he'd settle right down.
November 16, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I feel like Jake Paul didn't get enough attention as a child. There has to be a reason he acts this way...
I bet if they gave him a mommy, he'd settle right down.
I bet if they gave him a mommy, he'd settle right down.