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basically a reply guy but I make my own stuff sometimes. I am 25.
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hooooly narrative counter

the gen z yearn for young progressive candidates
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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put the elderly on the blockchain in a similar fashion to the near death star from futurama
LEELA: THEIR BODIES ARE BEING USED TO GENERATE ELECTRICITY. LEELA: THE IDEA CAME FROM AN OLD MOVIE CALLED THE MATRIX. BENDER: WOULDN'T ALMOST ANYTHING MAKE A BETTER BATTERY THAN A HUMAN BODY? BENDER: LIKE A POTATO? ...OR A BATTERY?
September 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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“Uhhh yeah 13k is like the same as a weekend vacation or a starter-Rolex, whats the issue?”
Lucille Bluth (played by Jessica Walter) of tv show Arrested Development asking “It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?”
July 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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theres so much to unpack with this too my highlighter can’t do enough

scooter deciding for her on the first date theyre gonna get married after seeing her ted talk

announced by a client

random usher and tom hanks namedrops??

famous dilemma all mothers face: met gala and bieber wedding attendence
July 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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this article is so funny you could not write this as satire

placebo, rich people being out of touch, rich people being terrified of aging, every single holistic health buzzword of the last 10 years.

all wrapped up into one article.
In 2015, she and her father began investing in what he described back at the clinic as "the initial seed" of the technology that would become Clari. The more they learned, the more they became convinced that the procedure had radical potential - and the more closely they wanted to be involved. Now, it's a family business: David is the chairman of the biotech company that makes the device, and Cohen oversees outpatient procedures. She calls working with her father a "dream." She addresses him by his initials, D.C., and describes him more than once as a "human encyclopedia." She jokes that she's had to start introducing him as her father in business meetings after people assumed they were married. "I spent the past 15 years with people on the worst day of their lives," she says. She sees Clari as a way to help people avoid getting sick in the first place. She also sees it as a fresh start - in 2021, she and Braun separated after seven years of marriage, leading to a media frenzy. "T've never worked in entertainment," she says. "Even when we were married, I was doing a fellowship at Stanford and starting companies. But I was just Scooter Braun's wife. Now, the other stuff gets to sit at the center." Experts are skeptical of all this. Zbigniew M. Szczepiorkowski, a professor of pathology and laboratory medicine at Dartmouth Health, figures it's plausible that the Clari filter could remove at least some microplastics from the blood. But even so, he's doubtful it would be all that beneficial. Ultimately, "plasma is a relatively small volume of your body," he says. If microplastics are really accumulating in our organs — as a growing body of evidence suggests they are - removing the plastics circulating in your blood would probably make barely a dent. Cohen isn't fazed by criticism. Microplastics is a new and messy field, she tells me. Sure, their procedure might not be a perfect solution. But, she says, it's the best we have. "To me, it's like saying, 'You've smoked already. Why stop now?' And people are clamoring for the procedure. A 40-year-old venture capitalist tells me he found out about Clari from a friend. He already limits salt and alcohol and goes on regular detox retreats in Austria, but after having his blood filtered in February, he felt amazing. "I had a lot more energy and felt more clear-minded" he says. A woman who traveled from Beirut to have the procedure after several failed rounds of IVF says the treatment raised her AMH level. Now, she's feeling hopeful about conceiving naturally. A 55-year-old investor from London told me the Clari procedure cured his long COVID. Five days after the treatment, "my lung capacity shot up," he says. He didn't think twice about the cost. "If you equate it to luxury purchases, it's a long weekend in an expensive hotel. It's a starter-price Rolex." The ability to have the procedure done whenever she wants is a big perk of Cohen's new job. Increasingly, she says, she's talking about aging with her friends - not just how to look younger The ability to have the procedure done whenever she wants is a big perk of Cohen's new job. Increasingly, she says, she's talking about aging with her friends - not just how to look younger but how to feel younger: "It's like, 'Are you going to be able to maintain critical thought and conversation and get up stairs?'" Clari, she says, has improved her sleep and anxiety, and she believes it will help keep her brain healthy as she ages. She also swears by blue-light blockers, movement, and morning sun. At her home in Los Angeles, where she lives with her and Braun's children, all the water is filtered and there are air purifiers in every room. And, of course, avoiding plastic, though that's easier said than done. "T'll go to friends' houses and throw out all their black plastic utensils," she says. "I haven't had a plastic water bottle since" - she catches herself. "Well, I had one on the airplane yesterday." The machine they run the Clari procedure on is plastic, down to the tubes that carry the supposedly "clean" plasma back to your veins.
July 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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holy shit this is the funniest thing ive ever read

placebo, rich people privilege, rich people being terrified of aging.

“Its the same as a weekend vacation” out of touch rich man says

I think this woman has either seriously deluded herself or she is one of the best grifters ive ever seen.
In 2015, she and her father began investing in what he described back at the clinic as "the initial seed" of the technology that would become Clari. The more they learned, the more they became convinced that the procedure had radical potential - and the more closely they wanted to be involved. Now, it's a family business: David is the chairman of the biotech company that makes the device, and Cohen oversees outpatient procedures. She calls working with her father a "dream." She addresses him by his initials, D.C., and describes him more than once as a "human encyclopedia." She jokes that she's had to start introducing him as her father in business meetings after people assumed they were married. "I spent the past 15 years with people on the worst day of their lives," she says. She sees Clari as a way to help people avoid getting sick in the first place. She also sees it as a fresh start - in 2021, she and Braun separated after seven years of marriage, leading to a media frenzy. "T've never worked in entertainment," she says. "Even when we were married, I was doing a fellowship at Stanford and starting companies. But I was just Scooter Braun's wife. Now, the other stuff gets to sit at the center." Experts are skeptical of all this. Zbigniew M. Szczepiorkowski, a professor of pathology and laboratory medicine at Dartmouth Health, figures it's plausible that the Clari filter could remove at least some microplastics from the blood. But even so, he's doubtful it would be all that beneficial. Ultimately, "plasma is a relatively small volume of your body," he says. If microplastics are really accumulating in our organs — as a growing body of evidence suggests they are - removing the plastics circulating in your blood would probably make barely a dent. Cohen isn't fazed by criticism. Microplastics is a new and messy field, she tells me. Sure, their procedure might not be a perfect solution. But, she says, it's the best we have. "To me, it's like saying, 'You've smoked already. Why stop now?" And people are clamoring for the procedure. A 40-year-old venture capitalist tells me he found out about Clari from a friend. He already limits salt and alcohol and goes on regular detox retreats in Austria, but after having his blood filtered in February, he felt amazing. "I had a lot more energy and felt more clear-minded" he says. A woman who traveled from Beirut to have the procedure after several failed rounds of IVF says the treatment raised her AMH level. Now, she's feeling hopeful about conceiving naturally. A 55-year-old investor from London told me the Clari procedure cured his long COVID. Five days after the treatment, "my lung capacity shot up," he says. He didn't think twice about the cost. "If you equate it to luxury purchases, it's a long weekend in an expensive hotel. It's a starter-price Rolex." The ability to have the procedure done whenever she wants is a big perk of Cohen's new job. Increasingly, she says, she's talking about aging with her friends - not just how to look younger The ability to have the procedure done whenever she wants is a big perk of Cohen's new job. Increasingly, she says, she's talking about aging with her friends - not just how to look younger but how to feel younger: "It's like, 'Are you going to be able to maintain critical thought and conversation and get up stairs?'" Clari, she says, has improved her sleep and anxiety, and she believes it will help keep her brain healthy as she ages. She also swears by blue-light blockers, movement, and morning sun. At her home in Los Angeles, where she lives with her and Braun's children, all the water is filtered and there are air purifiers in every room. And, of course, avoiding plastic, though that's easier said than done. "T'll go to friends' houses and throw out all their black plastic utensils," she says. "I haven't had a plastic water bottle since" - she catches herself. "Well, I had one on the airplane yesterday." The machine they run the Clari procedure on is plastic, down to the tubes that carry the supposedly "clean" plasma back to your veins.
July 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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lotta gems in this article
each arm. The former wife of megamanager Scooter Braun is now the CEO of Clarify Clinics, Here's how the Clari procedure is supposed to work: Blood is taken out of the body and put in a centrifuge to separate the red blood cells from the plasma. Then that plasma is run through a clear plastic column. That column is filled with what look like tiny rocks and beads - a mix of activated charcoal and "proprietary resins" the company insists can remove all manner of terrible things, like "inflammatory cytokines, microplastics, forever chemicals, and pesticides." Says Cohen blithely, biting into a scone, "When patients have more inflammation, their plasma is often cloudy or milkier, sometimes with a green or brown tint. By the end of the procedure, it's a pure golden liquid." After two hours, the ostensibly "cleaned" plasma is returned to the body and "you're on your way." All of this is in a medical middle ground. Though the company doesn't have FDA approval in the U.S., a similar "Medicine has always been my passion," says Cohen back at her hotel, where we headed for scones after her treatment. Still, her path to longevity entrepreneur hasn't been so straightforward. She was born in South Africa and spent her childhood bouncing around Africa, the U.S., and Canada as her father, David Cohen, moved among high-level jobs at natural-resource companies. She enrolled at the University of British Columbia with plans to become a doctor but switched her major to political science after she went on a semester abroad. ("I came back inspired to fix the system," she says.) After graduating, she took a job in finance. But in 2009. her mother was diagnosed
July 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Local serf states “We should improve society somewhat.” and local idiot from well replies “Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent.”
June 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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I wonder what couldve led to those seniors being scammed so often
April 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I find it fascinating that the woman porn malware bots which comment on every single NFL video use a speech to text recognition software to stay relevant to the video but don’t do autocorrect type changes to make the information accurate. Theres 0 attempt to fully blend in here. #BotWatch
March 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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These are clearly bots using AI to argue with other commenters and people still eagerly bite the bait. Its like the people who set up these accounts to mass push Trump propaganda aren’t even trying anymore to make the accounts unique. #BotWatch
Account with screenname “jam” commenting and replying pro-Trump talking points. Account with screenname “12hqts” commenting pro-Trump talking points. Previously pictured account’s profile with the same profile picture and bio as the following profile screenshot. Same profile picture and bio as the other account.
March 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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we can contact the best bird-law man I know
Pictured: Charlie Kelly played by Charlie Day in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia as he is explaining “bird law” in a court room.
March 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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investors who have a bullish stance on $TSLA because of their AI and robotics development
pictured: a foolish investor wearing the “fell for it again award” on the belief that tesla will follow through on its promises when they never have previously.
March 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM