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October 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Michaels has Christmas stuff already out. I walked in and literally said, "ew."
October 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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GOP: There’s a war on CHRISTIANITY!

ICE shoots a Pastor in the head with a pepper ball bullet at close range for praying in front of the headquarters in peaceful protest.

GOP: *conflicted politician noises*
October 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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ISATOBER DAY 7: SWEATER
October 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Terry Pratchett's daughter told me he would have appreciated that I remembered his knighthood when I named my cat after him.
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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This is why God left us
September 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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this little tidbit in the new episode is gonna be rly fun integrating into floofinian lore
October 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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I always check to make sure an avocado is ripe by holding it up my ear and listening for the ocean
October 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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its tenna time #deltarune
August 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Artist's recreation of a woman I saw in the supermarket who, having picking up two melons, turned around to realise that her partner had walked off with the trolley into another aisle leaving her in an unenviable position.
August 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My #yanderesimulator #redesigns of Osana, Raibaru, Amai, and Oka
August 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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On this and all social media platforms,all artists NEED to support NSFW art. If your ace (like me) or don't like porn it doesn't matter. The freedom to draw nudity and sexually explicit work for adults shouldn't be demonized because some people find it offensive or refuse to parent their kids.
August 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Good evening, I'm John Youtuber. And tonight I want to show YOU how to break Youtubes stupid new AI. youtu.be/q8zODvOcxj8
August 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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you're a fan of good omens and you turn off social media for half a day
August 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Made myself a warming cushion because there are no good rat/mouse shaped ones.
August 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Remember the Internet was meant for one thing and one thing only.

What’s that? PORN??

Okay, Two things. The P word and whatever this is.

youtu.be/IR68W56DCBU?...
Ask A Ninja - Question 16 "How To Kill A Ninja"
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May 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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With the teens home for summer, my hubbuns sagely advised I carry twinkies around to fling at them when they act up.

I’m going to buy a gun holster for them.

It’s the only conceal and carry I support.
a man with a mustache wearing a cowboy hat and saying say when
Alt: Wyatt Earp
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May 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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My whippersnapper of a wife says my posts are "old man." Whatev.
a bald man in a gray coat talks to a man in an orange jacket
ALT: a bald man in a gray coat talks to a man in an orange jacket
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May 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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May 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Bentley said Trans rights are humans rights. #GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanarts #IneffableHusbands
May 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
(Re-)Featuring my redesigns of Osana Najimi and Raibaru Fumestu!!
#YandereSimulator #Osana #Raibaru #Redesign
May 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM