🍖 ham jones 🍖
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poor things was so fucking GOOD!! what a gorgeous, vibrant, and thoughtful film. every character is wonderfully written and performed. every visual detail so bold and elegant. loved that so much of it was very twisted and yet it was a thoroughly delightful watch.
December 21, 2023 at 8:17 PM
poor things was so fucking GOOD!! what a gorgeous, vibrant, and thoughtful film. every character is wonderfully written and performed. every visual detail so bold and elegant. loved that so much of it was very twisted and yet it was a thoroughly delightful watch.
the experience of dating me is like dating a middle-aged, divorced man who is also a lesbian
December 8, 2023 at 3:19 AM
the experience of dating me is like dating a middle-aged, divorced man who is also a lesbian
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Colors are fun 💖
All shots by me 💖
All shots by me 💖
November 26, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Colors are fun 💖
All shots by me 💖
All shots by me 💖
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Prisms are fun 💖
All shoots by me
All shoots by me
November 26, 2023 at 1:34 AM
Prisms are fun 💖
All shoots by me
All shoots by me
getting one more outfit post out here before this fuckass year ends‼️
November 24, 2023 at 11:01 PM
getting one more outfit post out here before this fuckass year ends‼️
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Happy Exploding Whale Day to those who observe
Oregon's exploding whale turns 50: Here are 10 ways to mark the milestone
Between the viral video, the song and the incredible stories, there are plenty of ways to mark the milestone this year.
www.oregonlive.com
November 12, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Happy Exploding Whale Day to those who observe
reading the wikipedia article for milf manor
November 11, 2023 at 7:17 PM
reading the wikipedia article for milf manor
thinking about her
November 9, 2023 at 7:11 PM
thinking about her
oh yeah turns out i have ADHD lmao
November 3, 2023 at 9:59 PM
oh yeah turns out i have ADHD lmao
me recovering from my tonsillectomy this past week
October 26, 2023 at 2:36 AM
me recovering from my tonsillectomy this past week
need to fuck him crazy style
September 29, 2023 at 9:10 PM
need to fuck him crazy style
me watching myself sexualize pathetic men like it’s my second job even tho i’m only into women
September 27, 2023 at 7:15 PM
me watching myself sexualize pathetic men like it’s my second job even tho i’m only into women
i hate when i cosplay a character i’m attracted to and people think it’s a fetish thing. the actual reason this happens is bc dressing up as a hot man is extremely fun. i love using cosplay to mess with my gender presentation. it’s like drag to me.
September 22, 2023 at 7:50 PM
i hate when i cosplay a character i’m attracted to and people think it’s a fetish thing. the actual reason this happens is bc dressing up as a hot man is extremely fun. i love using cosplay to mess with my gender presentation. it’s like drag to me.
my friend: u want to fuck ken, and he doesn’t even have a hole
me: he will by the time i’m done with him
me: he will by the time i’m done with him
September 18, 2023 at 9:17 PM
my friend: u want to fuck ken, and he doesn’t even have a hole
me: he will by the time i’m done with him
me: he will by the time i’m done with him
i am going to be the sluttiest ken at the function
September 17, 2023 at 5:43 AM
i am going to be the sluttiest ken at the function
happy anniversary undertale, and happy 8 years of wanting to fuck that robot
September 15, 2023 at 8:37 PM
happy anniversary undertale, and happy 8 years of wanting to fuck that robot
i’ve had to put my mattress on the floor ever since moving to my new place last week bc my bed was too old to be taken apart and reassembled again. the other night, i had the thought “mattress on the floor isn’t so bad.” that was the devil speaking directly into my ear.
September 15, 2023 at 4:05 AM
i’ve had to put my mattress on the floor ever since moving to my new place last week bc my bed was too old to be taken apart and reassembled again. the other night, i had the thought “mattress on the floor isn’t so bad.” that was the devil speaking directly into my ear.
i am so bewitched by ken’s turbo douche getup i have to wear that shit. except my version will have heels and i will wear horseshoe pasties instead of hiding my tits. do u understand my vision.
September 14, 2023 at 3:08 AM
i am so bewitched by ken’s turbo douche getup i have to wear that shit. except my version will have heels and i will wear horseshoe pasties instead of hiding my tits. do u understand my vision.
i love getting rid of rocks from my rock collection bc it’s like u can go outside now lmao
September 14, 2023 at 2:17 AM
i love getting rid of rocks from my rock collection bc it’s like u can go outside now lmao
actually insane how much i have changed since 2021. these were both low-effort makeup/outfit days
September 11, 2023 at 12:18 AM
actually insane how much i have changed since 2021. these were both low-effort makeup/outfit days
getting rid of my few remaining overwatch figurines but keeping lucio bc he has pretty privilege
September 10, 2023 at 3:40 AM
getting rid of my few remaining overwatch figurines but keeping lucio bc he has pretty privilege
just whipped giovanni’s ass in the fred meyer parking lot btw
September 10, 2023 at 3:03 AM
just whipped giovanni’s ass in the fred meyer parking lot btw