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splintucat
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30s. kenthusiast.
Yes that was definitely my goal in searching for Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and yes I’d be happy to answer a 16 question survey about it
July 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The very best boy is having a birthday
June 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Nooooo Chief nooo why HER

(Pls ignore that I forgot the correct button for a photo)
June 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Now why would you come to my house and start taking a dump the second I show you the bathroom and then after a couple minutes say you have to leave and not even wash your hands
June 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
June 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
9 cute guys and an awful wench
June 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Judy could never
June 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
in the space of one hour, this bitch said these two rude things AND told sasha that his catchphrase is boring
June 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Being fat phobic has consequences
May 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
i made everyone stand in a line in order of cuteness in my eyes
May 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Also saw my best boi
April 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Visited my old island which I made before I forgot how to have fun in the game and I even saw my twin
April 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Accidentally turned my mini fridge into a creature
April 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
April 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I now have a livable little house
April 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
First night
April 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i loved havingv her! made her house into my pastel theme park island's gift shop lol
February 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
this is the culprit don't buy it
February 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
why is @wired.com hiding the only good bit of news at the very bottom of their email
February 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hello everyone we are BLAST
February 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
not soon enough
January 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
She should’ve done chucky cosplay at this time
January 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Embarrassing myself in public for the memories
January 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
she's been diagnosed with tail chasing
January 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
we are trying to figure out if she has feline hyperesthesia syndrome or if she's just really dumb and thinks her tail is some random guy. probably just dumb but monitoring.
January 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM