Ruby Stiff- She/Her
@spleensthecat.bsky.social
Formerly from Twitter with the same handle, and AO3 as RubyStiff89. Horses, art, chaos and now with a Bachelor's Degree!!
I still haven't recovered from Tech's helmet being in the title card line up at the beginning of Tales of the Underworld. Star Wars and Dave Filoni once again owe me damages
May 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I still haven't recovered from Tech's helmet being in the title card line up at the beginning of Tales of the Underworld. Star Wars and Dave Filoni once again owe me damages
Just on my way to throw hands with Dave Filoni for this.....
May 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Just on my way to throw hands with Dave Filoni for this.....
Beat a personal record today in the most expensive tile I've ever quoted for a customer
$3200AUD a meter square
$3200AUD a meter square
March 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Beat a personal record today in the most expensive tile I've ever quoted for a customer
$3200AUD a meter square
$3200AUD a meter square
It's all fun and games having a touch of the 'tism until your patter recognition points out the golden ball sacks in the new wallpaper at work and you can't unsee it
March 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It's all fun and games having a touch of the 'tism until your patter recognition points out the golden ball sacks in the new wallpaper at work and you can't unsee it
Currently overcast, no rain and blowing 40kph wind gusts. Horses are more interested in bothering me for treats and not revealing the location of their flyveils #cyclonealfred
March 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Currently overcast, no rain and blowing 40kph wind gusts. Horses are more interested in bothering me for treats and not revealing the location of their flyveils #cyclonealfred
I hate going into JB-Hifi unless necessary because it feels like what I imagine unmedicated hardcore ADHD must feel like: loud music, bright colours, every screen in the shop is on and playing different things and for some inexplicable reason the WII music is playing
March 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I hate going into JB-Hifi unless necessary because it feels like what I imagine unmedicated hardcore ADHD must feel like: loud music, bright colours, every screen in the shop is on and playing different things and for some inexplicable reason the WII music is playing
Describe your account in one Simpsons image:
March 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Describe your account in one Simpsons image:
Recipie: now when you pull the gnocchi and chorizo out of the oven drizzle this cheesy Harissa sauce all over it
Me:.... I may have misread the quantities for the sauce
Me:.... I may have misread the quantities for the sauce
February 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Recipie: now when you pull the gnocchi and chorizo out of the oven drizzle this cheesy Harissa sauce all over it
Me:.... I may have misread the quantities for the sauce
Me:.... I may have misread the quantities for the sauce
POV you are a white woman, with an all white kitchen who can't find the right white tile for your splashback because none of them are the right white so you will make the sales assistant pull every white tile in existence out
February 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
POV you are a white woman, with an all white kitchen who can't find the right white tile for your splashback because none of them are the right white so you will make the sales assistant pull every white tile in existence out
I found a friend while emptying the water trough who wasn't happy about me disturbing his home underneath the trough
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I found a friend while emptying the water trough who wasn't happy about me disturbing his home underneath the trough
Honestly still reeling from this post by Archidigest with a BOWL OF EGGS on the counter instead of pomegranates or some other bougee fruit
February 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Honestly still reeling from this post by Archidigest with a BOWL OF EGGS on the counter instead of pomegranates or some other bougee fruit
When this ointment costs $67 for a tiny 50g bottle you laugh about missing your horses eye because the only alternative is crying
February 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
When this ointment costs $67 for a tiny 50g bottle you laugh about missing your horses eye because the only alternative is crying
ChatGPT after being forced to roleplay Tech from the Bad Batch for my entertainment
January 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
ChatGPT after being forced to roleplay Tech from the Bad Batch for my entertainment
Keanu Reeves, unconfirmed immortal, releasing a book about an immortal who makes a deal with the government so he can finally die is him just messing with us at this point ...
January 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Keanu Reeves, unconfirmed immortal, releasing a book about an immortal who makes a deal with the government so he can finally die is him just messing with us at this point ...
Me, trying to water a plant: why won't the water come out????
Frog in the spout: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Frog in the spout: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
January 19, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Me, trying to water a plant: why won't the water come out????
Frog in the spout: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Frog in the spout: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Random sunflower that's popped up in the horse paddock... Righto which of you had sunflower in their hard feed. Fess up
January 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Random sunflower that's popped up in the horse paddock... Righto which of you had sunflower in their hard feed. Fess up
Gorilla statue I saw in a cheap shop.... Why he caked up like that on Thursday afternoon???
January 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Gorilla statue I saw in a cheap shop.... Why he caked up like that on Thursday afternoon???
Look if I can't make fun of my own 'tism food icks then who can???
January 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Look if I can't make fun of my own 'tism food icks then who can???
Storms brewing again 🌩️
January 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Storms brewing again 🌩️
Me, on my way to have a not so friendly chat with Jod for upsetting Neel #SkeletonCrew
January 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Me, on my way to have a not so friendly chat with Jod for upsetting Neel #SkeletonCrew
BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE
January 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE
Favourite Simpsons Line Delivery
January 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Favourite Simpsons Line Delivery
How freaking pretty was the sky last night?!?!
January 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
How freaking pretty was the sky last night?!?!