Neutral Milf Motel
@spleen-jar.bsky.social
Graduate student. Slowly dying of oxygen exposure.
New dating app goal: match with as many Sweetwater employees as possible, and see who can cut me the best deal on a new Gretsch
May 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
New dating app goal: match with as many Sweetwater employees as possible, and see who can cut me the best deal on a new Gretsch
I wish I played basketball.
Good news is, I have free will. I CAN play basketball, albeit very badly
Good news is, I have free will. I CAN play basketball, albeit very badly
May 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I wish I played basketball.
Good news is, I have free will. I CAN play basketball, albeit very badly
Good news is, I have free will. I CAN play basketball, albeit very badly
Showing up to the next open mic wearing this
April 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Showing up to the next open mic wearing this
Bringing a book to Rat Fest because I'm Not Like Other Girls. The book is "How to Win Friends and Influence People". I am reading it upside down. You are in love with me.
April 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Bringing a book to Rat Fest because I'm Not Like Other Girls. The book is "How to Win Friends and Influence People". I am reading it upside down. You are in love with me.
"Business in the front, party in the back" could describe a hairstyle, but it could also describe a duplex occupied by a family of ferrets and a family of blue jays. Something to consider.
April 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Business in the front, party in the back" could describe a hairstyle, but it could also describe a duplex occupied by a family of ferrets and a family of blue jays. Something to consider.
Music school really had me walking around using terms like "idiomatic" in casual conversation. Wtf even was that
March 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Music school really had me walking around using terms like "idiomatic" in casual conversation. Wtf even was that
I'm going to keep throwing artisinal cheese at my mental illnesses until they go away
March 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I'm going to keep throwing artisinal cheese at my mental illnesses until they go away
At the Kroger. Letting the soft animal of my body love what it loves (it is filling my cart with frozen dumplings)
March 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
At the Kroger. Letting the soft animal of my body love what it loves (it is filling my cart with frozen dumplings)
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did it hurt? when you realized your fear of failure is slowing you down more than actual failure ever could
March 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
did it hurt? when you realized your fear of failure is slowing you down more than actual failure ever could
Kinda going thru something. If I make it, I'm gonna be the funniest person alive
March 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Kinda going thru something. If I make it, I'm gonna be the funniest person alive
Less book banning and more band booking
March 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Less book banning and more band booking
I'd sell my family to the White Witch for a plate of artisinal parmesan
March 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I'd sell my family to the White Witch for a plate of artisinal parmesan
Normalize venues putting their city & state in the bio. Like bro, is it a secret?
March 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Normalize venues putting their city & state in the bio. Like bro, is it a secret?
Sometimes when I feel like melting down in the supermarket, I imagine there's a little Italian grandmother cheering me on. Is this problematic? Unknown. Does it help?
Actually yeah kinda
Actually yeah kinda
March 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Sometimes when I feel like melting down in the supermarket, I imagine there's a little Italian grandmother cheering me on. Is this problematic? Unknown. Does it help?
Actually yeah kinda
Actually yeah kinda
In a world of war mongering and fear mongering, be a fishmonger or a cheesemonger
March 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
In a world of war mongering and fear mongering, be a fishmonger or a cheesemonger
Hummus time baby!!
March 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hummus time baby!!
Slowly regaining a sense of hope. We're at like 30%
March 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Slowly regaining a sense of hope. We're at like 30%
Just remembered that Fyre Fest 2 is happening. I'm foaming at the mouth. I'm so hyped to see what happens this time.
March 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Just remembered that Fyre Fest 2 is happening. I'm foaming at the mouth. I'm so hyped to see what happens this time.
At this point I am more cheese than man. I plan to keep it that way for as long as my intestines will allow
March 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
At this point I am more cheese than man. I plan to keep it that way for as long as my intestines will allow
U ever get so stressed that you can feel all of your veins? Haha me either
February 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
U ever get so stressed that you can feel all of your veins? Haha me either
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I console myself that, even if I can't use the word "clusterfuck" in an academic book, "omnishambles" serves just as well.
February 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I console myself that, even if I can't use the word "clusterfuck" in an academic book, "omnishambles" serves just as well.
You mean I could've been using my Incompetence as a weapon this WHOLE TIME
February 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
You mean I could've been using my Incompetence as a weapon this WHOLE TIME
The universe keeps throwing Main Character type plot points in my direction, despite the fact that I mind my business like the background-iest background character
February 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The universe keeps throwing Main Character type plot points in my direction, despite the fact that I mind my business like the background-iest background character
We ought to bring back including "dread" in our titles. I wanna be a Dread Librarian.
February 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We ought to bring back including "dread" in our titles. I wanna be a Dread Librarian.
Great news! My mental illness was negatively impacting all aspects of my life so I've decided not to be mentally ill anymore
February 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Great news! My mental illness was negatively impacting all aspects of my life so I've decided not to be mentally ill anymore