Scruffy Tired Werewolf
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Scruffy Tired Werewolf
@spiritofsnows.bsky.social
Winter/snows | they | here, queer, existential fear etc
A recent level 5 Going Outside incident has left me with very tender knees and the worst part is at the end of the day when you can finally rest but you have to
you have to get on the bed?
On top of the bed??
No knees on the bed???
Tall bed????
😭😭😭
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
First Sunday of advent! Baby Jesus is coming!
Time for a homily about the evils of pornography???
I need this priest to get a hobby. Like any hobby
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm trying so hard not to Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come my way to rehearsal, but like a bitch is tired
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I was complaining that no one understands how marginal tax rates work and discovered that my parents don't know how marginal tax rates work
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Sometimes I give my pokemon sleep pokemon the extra rest incense in the hopes that it will also help me, but after scrolling through all of my incense, there is not a thing in there that could fix what's wrong with me
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Dad has got to stop trying to be funnier than the benihana guy. Bro get your own show
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm back at the sketchy basement clinic and the lady at the counter was just evil giggling. I really hope someone just sent her a really good reel or something
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Normally im like yes ringwraith baby I understand, but today's screechy baby sounds low key kinda disturbing? I am concerned??
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
One of my kids dressed up as the Louvre thieves with their friend
I didn't know that was an option?
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Awoo awoo please come get candy children

Its cold sitting on this porch
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You always forget how big raccoons are until you're like 40ft away from a raccoon and you're like Wow why are they so big
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I was gone for TWO DAYS.
WHY HAS ALL MY STUFF MOVED
October 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Another season, another I HATE CALLING 311
October 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Remember the neighbors with the back porch light? The light perfectly aligned with my bedroom window?

it's fliCKERING NOW
September 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Wake up babe new existential relationship question just dropped
September 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My parents do not seem to get that medications interact. I cannot take cold and flu medicine.
If I have to hear "why don't you just" one more time, I am going to release my spirit.
I will be the first person to die of annoyance
September 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
August 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The best part about being a child who translates for grandma is that you never stop being a child whose translates for grandma.
I just got to tell my uber driver that the check he got in the mail is in fact from the US treasury
July 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
TIL if Obey Me's new "lifestyle app" has my husbando tell me to workout I will develop a fitness routine
July 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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July 5, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Normally, with fireworks, it's very new year same idiots, but no! This year we have a new idiot!
At least the established idiots have spatial awareness
July 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Some person was just outside loudly revving their insecurity machine and I am filled with rage
June 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I thought the oreos I ate on the way to the bus stop were pushing it, but teenage girl with easy Mac has put me to shame
June 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
BEHOLD I have woven this with mine own paws. (it's like three inches long on the well tensioned side)
June 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM