Spicy Big Dad
@spicybigdad.bsky.social
mostly-retired infamous cyberbully, temporarily off hiatus to hawk records and t-shirts.
Headlining set tonight. Our lead guitarist threw his back out over the weekend and can’t make it, so we are performing as a four piece and will need y’all to come be extra energetic for us.
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Headlining set tonight. Our lead guitarist threw his back out over the weekend and can’t make it, so we are performing as a four piece and will need y’all to come be extra energetic for us.
People think this is a typo, unaware that it’s actually a reference to your car
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
People think this is a typo, unaware that it’s actually a reference to your car
Perhaps the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Perhaps the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me
Good evening @women
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Good evening @women
Forgot to post plate earlier
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Forgot to post plate earlier
Anyway I’m trying to work up an appetite and I’m about to make myself puke have a blessed holiday everyone
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Anyway I’m trying to work up an appetite and I’m about to make myself puke have a blessed holiday everyone
Admittedly one of these items is usually locked in a drawer after I get up but I get to embellish a bit for the posts
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Admittedly one of these items is usually locked in a drawer after I get up but I get to embellish a bit for the posts
Priority One for Thanksgiving is figuring out which parent has my old N64 games and where
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Priority One for Thanksgiving is figuring out which parent has my old N64 games and where
I’m sorry I cannot safely put a cat bed in front of the heater but she seems comfy enough
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m sorry I cannot safely put a cat bed in front of the heater but she seems comfy enough
Look upon my works and despair
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Look upon my works and despair
Mark what did I just fucking tell you man, this is the sixth time today, from a different number each time @captmarkkelly.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Mark what did I just fucking tell you man, this is the sixth time today, from a different number each time @captmarkkelly.bsky.social
Hey @captmarkkelly.bsky.social if you don’t stop begging me for money every ninety minutes I’m going to come after you myself. Fucking loser
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hey @captmarkkelly.bsky.social if you don’t stop begging me for money every ninety minutes I’m going to come after you myself. Fucking loser
The real reason I stopped using it
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The real reason I stopped using it
They’re calling him the highest fidelity white boy of all time…
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
They’re calling him the highest fidelity white boy of all time…
She’s been at Costco mostly
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
She’s been at Costco mostly
Was looking for something else and discovered a Sassy blep from last night
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Was looking for something else and discovered a Sassy blep from last night
If you can’t make that one then this is a few weeks after. 2/3 post-Divitius bands will be here if you’re a real nostalgia freak, it’ll be the first time any of us have been in the same room together since 2019
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If you can’t make that one then this is a few weeks after. 2/3 post-Divitius bands will be here if you’re a real nostalgia freak, it’ll be the first time any of us have been in the same room together since 2019
Hey we are headlining a benefit show next week. Black Chvrch at Black Water on Black Friday
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Hey we are headlining a benefit show next week. Black Chvrch at Black Water on Black Friday
Same yes! I am confident I could find a way to fix this easily if I were inclined, but I think I’ll just give it away to someone with more time and energy than me since a friend gave me his nice Miele when I ran into this issue, but that also has the weird base/tube setup and I just don’t get why
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Same yes! I am confident I could find a way to fix this easily if I were inclined, but I think I’ll just give it away to someone with more time and energy than me since a friend gave me his nice Miele when I ran into this issue, but that also has the weird base/tube setup and I just don’t get why
I am unfortunately cyberbullying a couple of very unpleasant grandmothers in the comments section
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I am unfortunately cyberbullying a couple of very unpleasant grandmothers in the comments section
Portland 1937, “World’s Finest Trolley System”
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Portland 1937, “World’s Finest Trolley System”