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Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
WASHINGTON—Raising alarm over what the report called a major breach, a watchdog investigation discovered Tuesday that Elon Musk’s hair-plug guy had been granted high-level security clearance by the U....
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February 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
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Good time for a reminder:
February 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Good time for a reminder:
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Pandemics do not begin with official announcements.
They start with quiet deletions, missing reports, and assurances that there is "no cause for concern."
Pay attention.
They start with quiet deletions, missing reports, and assurances that there is "no cause for concern."
Pay attention.
February 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Pandemics do not begin with official announcements.
They start with quiet deletions, missing reports, and assurances that there is "no cause for concern."
Pay attention.
They start with quiet deletions, missing reports, and assurances that there is "no cause for concern."
Pay attention.
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Today’s front page of the largest newspaper in Quebec, Canada and they nailed it 🤣🎯
February 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Today’s front page of the largest newspaper in Quebec, Canada and they nailed it 🤣🎯
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The DOGE kids showing up at Treasury:
February 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The DOGE kids showing up at Treasury:
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Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
February 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
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Perfectly captured.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Perfectly captured.
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Maybe the groundhog will get a little adorable cell in Gitmo.
February 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Maybe the groundhog will get a little adorable cell in Gitmo.
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It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷♂️
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷♂️
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This is a word of warning to all of us. Left, right, or anything else.
Constantly reevaluating and learning.
Constantly reevaluating and learning.
February 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This is a word of warning to all of us. Left, right, or anything else.
Constantly reevaluating and learning.
Constantly reevaluating and learning.
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As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.
January 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.
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Who made this 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Who made this 🤣
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Earth Explodes
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Earth Explodes
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