Spencer Koelle
spencerkoelle.bsky.social
Spencer Koelle
@spencerkoelle.bsky.social
Writer of Horror, Fantasy, and Scifi, in that order. He/Him
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Matt Gaetz, James O’Keefe, and Laura Loomer have replaced the Pentagon press corps.

I am not kidding. Look at the thread below.

One of the military’s most critical lines of accountability is now a closed-circuit conspiracy carousel.
moments after Matt Gaetz asks a question at the Pentagon press briefing, Laura Loomer gets her turn
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Its yesterdays new by now, but someone in my Discord realized something about the Afghan shooter recently

It's widely reported that he was recruited by the CIA in 2011 for a death squad. It was also widely reported that he's 29. It is NOT widely reported that that means he was 15 at the time.
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The most confusing part
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Please for the love of god call your reps and tell them to vote no to KOSA and other bad internet bills otherwise we lose everything we have
You need to do it now, today is the day
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.

Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Is there anything that can match the high of finding out somebody has commented on every chapter of your long fanfic?
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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here's an updated guide on how to remove all of the AI from Firefox
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Something really rubs me the wrong way about people seeing a drawing of a fat character and assuming it’s fetish art. Is your thin character fetish art? Fuck off.
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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wait why do i have a "hate symbol" label? let me just look into... oh for fuck's sake
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Amazon has seemingly removed the Banana Fish AI dub, likely in response to the vocal outcry

It should be noted that they can remove this AI dub, or all of their AI dubs

But they can’t remove the fact that they chose to try to do it in the first place.
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them

A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Tolkien would agree with you. A fan made him a goblet with the One Ring inscription and, because it's such a vile spell, he only ever used it as an ashtray.
I just don’t understand why so much Lord of the Rings merch has the One Ring inscription on it. I’m sorry, I know it’s just a story and all but I don’t want an all powerful binding spell created by a dark lord bent on ruling and corrupting the whole world on the hoodie I wear every morning.
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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A list of actually good questions to ask regarding fairness in women's sports:

-Why do NFL cheerleaders get paid so badly and have to endure so much sexual harassment?
-Why is flag football the only type of football ever offered to girls, and only as a club sport, not a division league?
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Let's spread a little negativity. What's a classic Christmas movie that you can't stand? For me it's A Christmas Story.
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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5 or 6.

my dad said he thought Santa was an intruder so he shot and killed him. to calm me down my mom told me he wasnt real.
5. How old were you when you found out Santa wasn't real?
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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KOSA is never about protecting kids. It’s anti-queer and about making sure kids don’t have access to information they need to survive - from health basics to knowing they are not alone and not broken. And it will destroy the internet as we know it.
🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on.

You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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July 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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And this is why we fight. This shit won't last long at this rate. If they keep racking up half-TRILLION dollar loss projections, even the most bullish, fascist-ass weirdo billionaire is going to have to stop to keep from losing his shirt.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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In case you were wondering where to send your thoughts on the AI "dub" of Banana Fish, you can do so here.

Be polite--and I *mean* that--but so long as you're polite, feel free to let them know exactly how you feel about the AI "dub."
That I can do.

Search Prime Video for the title (I went with Banana Fish), then click on Details, and scroll past the Cast page to "Send Us Feedback."
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Friends, if there's anything I've learned in all the years of doing this show, any wisdom it's given me that I feel I should impart to you, it's this:

Flared bases are your friend.
WTFIWWY Live - Bottoms Up - 11/24/25
YouTube video by Radio Dead Air
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November 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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being ruled by tiny men bereft of both curiosity and the ability to feel wonder is a terrible fate
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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What’s worse is these losers think sissy hypno is the reason there’s so many trans people coming out nowadays and that’s used as justification to ban our healthcare.

Internet poisoned fools.
you ever think about how there are people that think sissy hypnosis is real, works exactly as depicted and is thus an existential threat against an honest, God-fearing society, and these people are also in charge

like really just a perfect intersection of so much about the sociopolitical landscape
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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This is a huge part of why so many people think we're in the middle of a widespread "anti-woke backlash": Small movements opposed to social progress are collected into trend stories by conservative media. Far larger movements that want more diversity are ignored or cast as threats.
"Woke is ruining D&D". Meanwhile Dimension 20, one of the wokest real play shows around, just sold out Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl for live shows and brings armies of new players to RPGs.
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I get really annoyed when TV and movies just, like, act like abortion isn't a thing.
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
This Small Business Saturday, I'm letting my followers know that cronegirlspress.com is a great indie horror press. Their horror anthologies are better than most of the horror anthos I run across and I've yet to read a disappointing one by them.
Crone Girls Press
The darker side of speculative fiction.
cronegirlspress.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Apropos of nothing, can we do away with the "but they freed the people they enslaved in their will!" arguments? If you knew enough to know it was wrong to enslave people after you died, you shouldn't be praised when you profited from their forced labor when you were alive.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM