Just turned 50 here!

When I tried to call customer service to inquire, I got a recorded message telling me they couldn't take my call. Then, midway through chatting with an offshore agent, I got this... it persists despite a cookie/local-storage clearing.

Avoid Guardian Dental. They're complete rubbish.

#Insurance

Good work, ABC News. Very nice juxtaposition.

#ABCNews #EpsteinBirthdayBook #GOPedophiles #Trumpedophile

Republicans, about everything:

They definitely are. The proof is out there.

Oh fuck off, #LinkedIn. You suck.

How’s that new golden age of prosperity working out for you?

#TrumpSlump #Stagflation #Trumpflation #Economy #StockMarket #Recession

Are we great again yet? Is this the new golden age of prosperity?

#TrumpSlump #StockMarketCrash #StockMarket #Economy #Recession #Stagflation #DJIA

Hey, at least ONE market indicator is up! Egg prices!

#TrumpSlump #TrumpDump #Trumpflation #EggPrices

Tired of all your "winning" yet, MAGAts?

Here's the last month on the #StockMarket.

#TrumpCrash #TrumpDump #StockMarketCrash #Economy #EconomicCollapse #GOP #TrumpDidThis #MAGA #MAGAts

I'm not sure how much more "winning" we can stand.

#TrumpDump #StockMarketCrash #StockMarket

Remember when the #DJIA went down like 100 points and the brainless MAGAts started chanting “Kamala Crash”? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

#TrumpDump #stockMarket #marketCrash #stockMarketCrash

People with more iPhone clue than me, what is it doing when I occasionally swipe down from the bottom of the screen accidentally, and I get this big gap at the top of the screen?

#iphone #ios #apple

The verdict is in: influenza A. Glad I had my flu shot so it’ll be a mild case.

#GallifreyOne #conCrud #flu #influenza #influenzaA #fluA

#TrumpTariffs #Tariffs

Could you even imagine peaking in high school??

Dapper bird is dapper.

#parrot #pionus #pionusParrot #birdsOfBlueSky #parrotsOfBlueSky