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Sparky Mularkey 🐢
@sparkymularkey.bsky.social
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The other Taskmaster fan. 💀
Writer | Diné (Navajo) Indiginerd | 🏳️‍🌈 | ☸️
I had that viral Batman birthday party! 🦇
Chairman of the Konohamaru Corps 🐵
Voted #1 Tron Ares Fan 🔻
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No one can say I didn't do my best to support this franchise. I have officially seen Tron Ares TEN TIMES! And I was finally able to snag the big-ass lightcycle popcorn bucket! Yay! 🎉
A photo of me, a woman with long, brown, curly hair, holding the Tron Ares lightcycle popcorn bucket. I'm also wearing a Tron Ares t-shirt. Did I mention that I like Tron Ares? Let me tell you all about how much I love this movie, Tron Ares.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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YES.
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Saw clip of Cursed Cryptid Jared Leto jumping two stories off of a platform to land on stage and it looked familiar.
A collage of two images. One is Jared Leto at Lollapalooza, hanging from wires just above the stage, and the other is that scene from the SpongeBob Movie where he's hanging from the ceiling of the Krusty Krab while wearing a rockstar wizard costume.
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Someone asked what mummies do when they catch you. The answer is obviously karate. Happy Halloween! #MummiesAlive
A woman with a Mummies Alive shirt, blue and yellow eyeshadow, and arm wrappings that she definitely didn't repurpose from an old Moon Knight cosplay a decade ago. That same woman, further away from the camera, with her arms outstretched towards the viewer like she's gonna getcha! You can see all her short boxes of comic books in the background. What a fucking nerd, amirite?
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Come with me as I become the next Hokage, コレ！
A woman with long, brown curly hair and freckles, wearing a shirt with Konohamaru from Boruto. She has red eyeshadow on, so she feels cool. Slight blurry photo of that same woman, but she holding the phone as she walks through her living room and takes a photo. It's cringe, but she is fearless.
October 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Let's go sell some comics.
A woman with long curly hair, wearing a Taskmaster shirt and long black sleeves with a hood, two separate garments. She also has a Imperial standard issue officer's belt from Star Wars on for some reason. Same woman, but now she's being dramatic. He hands are up, showing the sick-ass thumb holes in her sleeves. Middle school her would have fucking loved this.
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Candid photo of a woman in a rose-colored shirt. She has brown, curly hair that is blurring from the motion of her moving it over her shoulders. She looks at the camera with uncertainty. She doesn't realize the camera was looking back at her.
October 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I can't get over this BTS set photo. 🤣 Also, I can't believe people are saying this movie has no soul when you can clearly see that the people who made it were having the time of their lives and truly put all of their love into it.
Prom-style photo of Jared Leto and Jeff Bridges on the set of Tron Ares. Bridges is wearing a set robe and an old-style 1982 Tron hockey helmet while holding Leto as the two of them look up and off into the distance.
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Hey, Greg? Could you maybe chill? This cover doesn't need to slap this hard.
Absolute gorgeous variant cover for Detective Comics #1102 by Greg Smallwood. Batman is standing behind Commissioner Gordon, who is out of focus on the foreground. Behind Batman, you can see red letters on the wall. Greg has gone too far. He must be stopped.
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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OMG! It's finally arrived! My copy of the unofficial official Tron Ares Barnes & Noble Exclusive Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, as seen in the cult classic film Tron Ares!
A photo of the Barnes & Noble exclusive cover of Frankenstein paired with a collectible ticket from Regal for Tron Ares in IMAX.
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I'm in shambles...
The text reads "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made For Some Great Neurodivergent-Coded Representation" and below the text is a picture of Jared Leto as Ares from Tron Ares. He's holding a Rubik's cube that he solved in seconds.
October 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Tron Ares spoilers but I give you no context.
The "you wouldn't download a car" font, but it says "I would totally download a car." An orange with the Roblox face. One of those hilarious and tacky t-shirts you see advertised on Facebook or something, and it says "Damn right, I am a Depeche Mode fan now and forever." A screen shot from TikTok that says "me and my ai boyfriend against the world."
October 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Oh, are we talking about the same episode? This one?
A screenshot of an episode of Boruto, showing Konohamaru with his flack jacket and uniform blouse open, revealing his absolutely jacked abs and a cool-looking Sarutobi seal painted on his torso in black ink.
October 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I was so ready to hate it. I really was. But it was so rad. 😭
A screen cap of a Tumblr post that says "I fucking hate to break it to you. It is with a heavy, heavy heart that I inform you. Tron ares was actually a good movie. Hashtag how."
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Netflix fast-tracking a live action Demon Slayer movie that no one asked for when they could help bring about an animated adaptation of THIS instead...
A panel from the Demon Slayer Kimetsu no Yaiba Stories of Water and Flame Rengoku gaiden, showing Rengoku Kyōjurō and his tsuguko Kanroji Mitsuri. They're so cute together. Honestly, Renmitsu is so adorable. When will we finally get to see them animated?
October 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Just got the coolest shirt ever with the BEST Boruto character on it. 😌
My new shirt with Sarutobi Konohamaru from Bortuo. It's big and comfy and I love it.
September 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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You guys are still feeling things?!
The "you guys are getting paid?!" meme.
September 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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A still from the film Galaxy Quest showing Alan Rickman's character, just before he's about to totally kick some ass.
September 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Just last week, I finally decided to stop dragging my feet and check out Uniqlo for the first time ever. I am in love with these jeans! I feel like they were made just for me. 💙
Picture of me in the dressing room, rocking my new pair of jeans! The photo itself is really nothing to write home about, but I was really feeling myself that day. Haha!
September 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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HAYASii x HUNTR/X collab when??
A still from the anime DanDaDan, showing the fictional metal band HAYASii. Lots of big hair and lasers. A still from the movie KPop Demon Hunters, showing the fictional idol group HUNTR/X. Slender and tall female pop idols.
September 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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We out here!
One of my favorite T-shirts showing Ja-Kal from Mummies Alive!
September 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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So I somehow totally missed this?! This huge milestone?!?! 🎉
I'll be alcohol free for over 2 years!
September 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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You just KNOW these bad boys are a best seller in Konoha. #naruto #boruto
A photo of a model wearing black stirrup leggings.
September 2, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Finally saw KPop Demon Hunters. I was incredibly impressed with how they made a 갓 look so cool.
One of the demon boys from KPop Demon Hunters. He's wearing a 갓, a traditional wide-brimmed Korean hat. I always thought they looked old fashioned, but they look really cool here!
August 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM