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Stephen "Spooky" Parker
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Sad LDS Democrat in Utah. Film devourer. Host of THE STUFF THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF on LETS TALK, ENTERTAINMENT channel on YouTube.
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Since I just put out my overly long podcast ep about it, here are my top ten films from 2024:
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I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Should be mandatory reading material available in doctor and dentist offices around the country.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving y'all!
In this thread I will show you step by step how I make Chicken Gnocchi Soup!
a cartoon of a group of children sitting around a table with the words friendsgiving above them
ALT: a cartoon of a group of children sitting around a table with the words friendsgiving above them
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November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Happy Thanksgiving y'all!
In this thread I will show you step by step how I make Chicken Gnocchi Soup!
a cartoon of a group of children sitting around a table with the words friendsgiving above them
ALT: a cartoon of a group of children sitting around a table with the words friendsgiving above them
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November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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They’re not real Mormon Funeral Potatoes unless they’re made by a Mormon. Otherwise they’re sparkling potato casserole
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Got to love how much praise NYT gets for one article, 2+ years late, that literally just rehashes things we all knew already but NYT has spent the last 2 years ignoring & denying & obfuscating.
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The New York Times produced a detailed, data-driven report on President Trump showing signs of aging. The president, 79, responded by calling the female reporter who co-wrote the story “ugly.” https://cnn.it/48idUFL
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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As somebody situated in that exact cultural space at that time, this is *mind blowingly accurate.* The landscape is SO different, it feels like remembering a parallel universe.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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"Looper" (2012)
November 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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ME: can i borrow a pen

COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*

ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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“You’re not breathing” is a precursor to “Ocean waves,” and they mean the same thing: Fight, but take care of yourself, because the struggle is long, and if you let it destroy you, they win.
PTA shut down production and ballooned the budget on this movie so he could cast Benicio del Toro, and the very first shot of him instantly proves it was worth it
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Nice thing about going to the movies alone is not having my companion balk at getting Tix for the VERY FRONT ROW! Here for @edgarwright.bsky.social and THE RUNNING MAN!
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Started watching MURDERBOT and now I don't wanna go to work, I just want to watch MURDERBOT, which is pretty much the plot of MURDERBOT.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Forget Checkov's guns, what modern literature needs is more random Tolkien's foxes that have zero connection to anything else in the story.
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I do give him credit for knowing instantly how he could be most helpful.
the leader of the department of health literally runs away

everybody else rushes to the hurt guy and the Make America Healthy Again guy says "I gotta get outta here"

let a hundred gifs bloom
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Wow if Zohran can do that, maybe I, a fellow Millennial, can also run for office (immediately has emotional breakdown attempting to organize a potluck)
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I'm not a lawyer but if I was the sandwich guy's lawyer I would be making a point of saying "point blank range" whenever the jury was looking at a picture of the sandwich
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM