Steph
@sparks-creatives.bsky.social
Queer.
Autistic.
Father-figure.
Artist (derogatory).
Personality Hire (non-derogatory).
Jokester with some real knee slappers.
Autistic.
Father-figure.
Artist (derogatory).
Personality Hire (non-derogatory).
Jokester with some real knee slappers.
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Steph
@sparks-creatives.bsky.social
· Jan 12
As an autistic, bi-polar, depression-haver with synesthesia, echolalia, and chronic sleep trouble, I’ve got to say that I am quite an experience. 😌🙌🔥🫶💅💫 #BlessUpButtercup
There’s a pimple on my FUPA.
Oh joy.
What a time to be alive.
Oh joy.
What a time to be alive.
June 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
There’s a pimple on my FUPA.
Oh joy.
What a time to be alive.
Oh joy.
What a time to be alive.
You know that Disney Channel Original Movie, My Stepsister is an Alien? You know that scene where she is a blob person and taking a panic bath in a sink full of water? I wish to shed my mortal coil and become a blob and take a sink bath.
March 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You know that Disney Channel Original Movie, My Stepsister is an Alien? You know that scene where she is a blob person and taking a panic bath in a sink full of water? I wish to shed my mortal coil and become a blob and take a sink bath.
I'm bad at social media.
I'm pretty weird at regular social too.
I'm pretty weird at regular social too.
March 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I'm bad at social media.
I'm pretty weird at regular social too.
I'm pretty weird at regular social too.
Hey I’m not trying to lure any gaylors into my jewelry shop.. but I might be trying to lure gaylors into my shop.
Stay tune for a link!
Stay tune for a link!
January 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Hey I’m not trying to lure any gaylors into my jewelry shop.. but I might be trying to lure gaylors into my shop.
Stay tune for a link!
Stay tune for a link!
Reposted by Steph
What are the mediocrities going to do when they find out that “DEI” isn’t their problem? I’m curious.
January 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
What are the mediocrities going to do when they find out that “DEI” isn’t their problem? I’m curious.
I don’t think I need to explain how very alarming this is.
January 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I don’t think I need to explain how very alarming this is.
I feel like the Golden Globes red carpet serves as a reminder that literally no one knows how to dress for January.
January 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I feel like the Golden Globes red carpet serves as a reminder that literally no one knows how to dress for January.
This kicks the ass out of Chic-fil-a sauce. Fight me.
January 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This kicks the ass out of Chic-fil-a sauce. Fight me.
Applying for another job is a weird experience when you aren’t fed up with your current one. It’s less like breaking up with a shitty ex and more like you’re fooling around with someone on the side.
January 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Applying for another job is a weird experience when you aren’t fed up with your current one. It’s less like breaking up with a shitty ex and more like you’re fooling around with someone on the side.
My toxic trait is leaving my half n half on my desk at work way too long before putting it back in the fridge. Like, way too long.
January 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My toxic trait is leaving my half n half on my desk at work way too long before putting it back in the fridge. Like, way too long.
The sequel to “Am I mad st everyone or do I just need to eat?”
Time to play “Is everyone mad at me or do I just need a nap?”
January 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The sequel to “Am I mad st everyone or do I just need to eat?”
Time to play “Is everyone mad at me or do I just need a nap?”
January 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Time to play “Is everyone mad at me or do I just need a nap?”
Reposted by Steph
My friend tells me he writes songs about sewing machines.
He’s a Singer Songwriter, or sew it seams.
He’s a Singer Songwriter, or sew it seams.
January 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My friend tells me he writes songs about sewing machines.
He’s a Singer Songwriter, or sew it seams.
He’s a Singer Songwriter, or sew it seams.
Reposted by Steph
Is Carrie Underwood gonna sing ‘Before He Cheats’ at the inauguration or nah?
January 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Is Carrie Underwood gonna sing ‘Before He Cheats’ at the inauguration or nah?
There should also be charcuterie.
What needs to be done to make a Scholastic Book Fair, but for adults?
January 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
There should also be charcuterie.
A “hear me out cake” except the “hear me out”s are autistic special interests, and it takes a lot longer to do because most of the involved parties feel compelled to explain or absolutely must explain because it’s so niche.
Add yours in the comments and let’s get this thing going!
Add yours in the comments and let’s get this thing going!
January 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
A “hear me out cake” except the “hear me out”s are autistic special interests, and it takes a lot longer to do because most of the involved parties feel compelled to explain or absolutely must explain because it’s so niche.
Add yours in the comments and let’s get this thing going!
Add yours in the comments and let’s get this thing going!
As an autistic, bi-polar, depression-haver with synesthesia, echolalia, and chronic sleep trouble, I’ve got to say that I am quite an experience. 😌🙌🔥🫶💅💫 #BlessUpButtercup
January 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
As an autistic, bi-polar, depression-haver with synesthesia, echolalia, and chronic sleep trouble, I’ve got to say that I am quite an experience. 😌🙌🔥🫶💅💫 #BlessUpButtercup
What needs to be done to make a Scholastic Book Fair, but for adults?
January 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
What needs to be done to make a Scholastic Book Fair, but for adults?
Reposted by Steph
10yr old me at Friend: Hey wanna watch some cartoons?
40yr old me at Friend: Hey wanna watch some cartoons... on WEED?
40yr old me at Friend: Hey wanna watch some cartoons... on WEED?
January 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
10yr old me at Friend: Hey wanna watch some cartoons?
40yr old me at Friend: Hey wanna watch some cartoons... on WEED?
40yr old me at Friend: Hey wanna watch some cartoons... on WEED?
DEW YEW HAVE THE TYYYME, TO LISTEN YO ME WHYYNE, ABOUT NOTHING AND EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE?
January 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
DEW YEW HAVE THE TYYYME, TO LISTEN YO ME WHYYNE, ABOUT NOTHING AND EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE?
Also if anyone knows who this is please let me know so I can tag accordingly. I’ve seen a lot of sharing without tagging/conflicting tags.
Literally me.
January 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Also if anyone knows who this is please let me know so I can tag accordingly. I’ve seen a lot of sharing without tagging/conflicting tags.
How many people obsessed with How It’s Made as a kid ended up being diagnosed as autistic in adulthood?
January 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
How many people obsessed with How It’s Made as a kid ended up being diagnosed as autistic in adulthood?
I love that sometimes when I blow my nose it sounds like the shriek of the Witch King of Angmar.
January 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I love that sometimes when I blow my nose it sounds like the shriek of the Witch King of Angmar.