Mrs. Benjamin Franklin Hawkeye Pierce
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MASH stan account and nothing else.
Nerd
FFXIV Enthusiast
MASH stan account and nothing else.
This is porn.
a dark room with a door open and a few candles on the wall
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November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This is porn.
“Nobody cares for the woods anymore…”
Anyways, I was in a D&D campaign once and my character was super horny for an NPC based off of Treebeard.
Anyways, I was in a D&D campaign once and my character was super horny for an NPC based off of Treebeard.
a painting of a forest with lots of trees and branches
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November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“Nobody cares for the woods anymore…”
Anyways, I was in a D&D campaign once and my character was super horny for an NPC based off of Treebeard.
Anyways, I was in a D&D campaign once and my character was super horny for an NPC based off of Treebeard.
I would sacrifice my immortality for Aragorn too, Arwen. You’re not fucking special.
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I would sacrifice my immortality for Aragorn too, Arwen. You’re not fucking special.
Arwen hugging Frodo on the beach.
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Arwen hugging Frodo on the beach.
I could be okay never seeing the birth of an Uruk-hai ever again. I’m childfree for a reason.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I could be okay never seeing the birth of an Uruk-hai ever again. I’m childfree for a reason.
Okay, I hit my first blunt of the day and maybe it was stronger than I expected…
I would let Aragorn light me on fire. Good lord and heaven help me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Okay, I hit my first blunt of the day and maybe it was stronger than I expected…
I would let Aragorn light me on fire. Good lord and heaven help me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I would let Aragorn light me on fire. Good lord and heaven help me.
Frodo in the Prancing Pony, probably, “Strider? I hardly know her?”
Anyways, Aragorn is definitely a Dom, right?
Anyways, Aragorn is definitely a Dom, right?
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Frodo in the Prancing Pony, probably, “Strider? I hardly know her?”
Anyways, Aragorn is definitely a Dom, right?
Anyways, Aragorn is definitely a Dom, right?
Can’t help but wondering about the bathroom situation in LotR. I can’t imagine needing to shit but some fucking demon on a horse is chasing me because of a stupid ring.
Also can’t help but wondering whether or not the Nazgûl ever have to shit?
Also can’t help but wondering whether or not the Nazgûl ever have to shit?
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Can’t help but wondering about the bathroom situation in LotR. I can’t imagine needing to shit but some fucking demon on a horse is chasing me because of a stupid ring.
Also can’t help but wondering whether or not the Nazgûl ever have to shit?
Also can’t help but wondering whether or not the Nazgûl ever have to shit?
I know there’s a lot of gravity to this scene (no pun intended) but Gandalf breakdancing kills me every time.
a man is laying on his back with the words how i feel today lol written on the bottom
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November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I know there’s a lot of gravity to this scene (no pun intended) but Gandalf breakdancing kills me every time.
Bilbo just noping out of his own party is such a fucking mood.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Bilbo just noping out of his own party is such a fucking mood.
The childlike glee of Gandalf grabbing a handful of fireworks is delightful every single time.
a man with a beard is holding a cane in front of a tent that says nnn
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November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The childlike glee of Gandalf grabbing a handful of fireworks is delightful every single time.
Time for the reason for the season: The Lord of the Rings trilogy, extended editions.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Time for the reason for the season: The Lord of the Rings trilogy, extended editions.
Went to get my roommate a couple of burgers from Carl’s Jr. and I had to give my order to their AI order taker and now I’m absolutely raging. I’m trying my hardest, at peril to my career, to keep AI out of my daily life as much as possible. I just feel so fucking dirty now.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Went to get my roommate a couple of burgers from Carl’s Jr. and I had to give my order to their AI order taker and now I’m absolutely raging. I’m trying my hardest, at peril to my career, to keep AI out of my daily life as much as possible. I just feel so fucking dirty now.
So because I won a stupid amount of money in a raffle by my local blood bank, I decided to try and donate today. It shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone (especially me) that my iron was too low. What a bummer.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
So because I won a stupid amount of money in a raffle by my local blood bank, I decided to try and donate today. It shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone (especially me) that my iron was too low. What a bummer.
I don’t follow football besides religiously watching Jags games. It the way I lost my shit when I realized the Titans are 1-10 😂☠️
This bears repeating: Fuck the Titans
This bears repeating: Fuck the Titans
Man, I think $11 is asking a lot to watch Jags Titans in person.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I don’t follow football besides religiously watching Jags games. It the way I lost my shit when I realized the Titans are 1-10 😂☠️
This bears repeating: Fuck the Titans
This bears repeating: Fuck the Titans
Fuck the Titans
Fuck the Titans
Fuck the Titans
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Fuck the Titans
Just won a $500 gift card for regularly donating blood and now my hotel and plane tickets for SF Sketchfest ‘26 are covered! Tickets for both The Neighborhood Listen and @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social have been secured! Crossing two more things off the bucket list!
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Just won a $500 gift card for regularly donating blood and now my hotel and plane tickets for SF Sketchfest ‘26 are covered! Tickets for both The Neighborhood Listen and @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social have been secured! Crossing two more things off the bucket list!
I have a friend regularly who uses Chat-GPT for convos adults should be able to have w/ each other. I was wondering why it frustrates me when she casually mentions it and I realized it feel as if she’s throwing her fast food garbage out the window just so she doesn’t have to think for herself.
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I have a friend regularly who uses Chat-GPT for convos adults should be able to have w/ each other. I was wondering why it frustrates me when she casually mentions it and I realized it feel as if she’s throwing her fast food garbage out the window just so she doesn’t have to think for herself.
I’ve never been so mad about a win. But a W is a W, so I’ll take it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’ve never been so mad about a win. But a W is a W, so I’ll take it.
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Jaguars end game
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Jaguars end game
This game is dumb. I hate it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This game is dumb. I hate it.
Jesus fucking Christ, Jags.
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Jesus fucking Christ, Jags.
Where are all my low iron girlies at? I’m trying to assemble the sleepiest girl gang.
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Where are all my low iron girlies at? I’m trying to assemble the sleepiest girl gang.