I think for the duration of the Halloween season, any and all Target trips are henceforth referred to as " visiting my friend Lewis." Hope this helps someone!

Few things are as unfunny to me as Boomers explaining facets of "their" culture in a sarcastic way. I promise everyone in this room knows what a dictionary is and what a home phone looks like.

We're out of coffee this morning and the way that my spouse solemnly informed me that he was "all out of beans" was extremely amusing to me and I will be using the phrase to provide others with a indicator of my emotional and mental well-being.