the british mind cannot even comprehend having a plug socket in a bathroom. not even a lightswitch

[crawling out of the sewers] Welcome to Bluesky! *hands you a sandwich* It's better here, just make sure to close the blinds in your enclosure before nightfall, don't ask why, just trust me, you don't want to anger the- you know, the creature- anyway, I've said too much! Good luck with your "posts!"