azurel, third night of the eclipse
@spaceprincessecho.bsky.social
feral physicist, itinerant writer and game designer, hypernarrative construct. more of a metaphor than a person. she/they, pnw, discord: spaceprincessecho, signal (for secrets): spaceprincess.51
trying to figure out how many trans women this random astrophysicist knows
Some of my best friends are other people’s dogs 🐶❤️🥹
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
trying to figure out how many trans women this random astrophysicist knows
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Black Flag might be the funniest game ever because imagine making the best single-player pirate adventure game for years to come but implementing a feature where it regularly grinds to a halt to play through unrelated hour-long segments where you check your emails at your office cubicle job
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Black Flag might be the funniest game ever because imagine making the best single-player pirate adventure game for years to come but implementing a feature where it regularly grinds to a halt to play through unrelated hour-long segments where you check your emails at your office cubicle job
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Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
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gender affirming burglary
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
gender affirming burglary
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
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you have to put on the dress. you have to take the estrogen. you have to become a huge slut. survive the crucible and you will find salvation in the skirts of other women.
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
you have to put on the dress. you have to take the estrogen. you have to become a huge slut. survive the crucible and you will find salvation in the skirts of other women.
and at no point did grok invoke the eddie vedder metric?
I asked Grok : "Who's the better man, Jesus or Elon Musk?"
Here's what I got:
Here's what I got:
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
and at no point did grok invoke the eddie vedder metric?
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in every neurodivergent relationship there is one person who goes around turning on lights and another who goes around turning them off
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
in every neurodivergent relationship there is one person who goes around turning on lights and another who goes around turning them off
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breaking news: the statue of liberty just got her titties out
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
breaking news: the statue of liberty just got her titties out
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What we need rn is a remake of Seven Samurai set in present day about a group of liberal gays looking for a security team for their small town pride celebration so they venture forth to find seven Trannies With Guns
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
What we need rn is a remake of Seven Samurai set in present day about a group of liberal gays looking for a security team for their small town pride celebration so they venture forth to find seven Trannies With Guns
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You don't even have to stretch much to hit the same Act 2 culture clash plot beats. From the liberals being initially terrified of the Gun Trannies yet immediately still turning to them at first sign of trouble, to the worry that they're gonna steal the other dykes' girlfriends (justified)
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
You don't even have to stretch much to hit the same Act 2 culture clash plot beats. From the liberals being initially terrified of the Gun Trannies yet immediately still turning to them at first sign of trouble, to the worry that they're gonna steal the other dykes' girlfriends (justified)
it's an at field
It’s a little known fact that trans folk have some of the strongest magnetic fields in the known universe.
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
it's an at field
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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do care + did ask + do worry about you + am really proud of you + you’re really gorgeous and i hope your dreams tonight are as beautiful as your smile 💜
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
do care + did ask + do worry about you + am really proud of you + you’re really gorgeous and i hope your dreams tonight are as beautiful as your smile 💜
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Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
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nearly every open world game could be improved simply by being smaller
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
nearly every open world game could be improved simply by being smaller
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the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
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the ocean is a girl in the sense that she is not your property and, if you convince yourself that she is, one of you is going to die
November 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
the ocean is a girl in the sense that she is not your property and, if you convince yourself that she is, one of you is going to die
oh no, she's fallen into one of the classic blunders
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
oh no, she's fallen into one of the classic blunders
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me putting on a Cake album
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
me putting on a Cake album