Spacelon 🌌🚀
@spacelon.bsky.social
1989
a number, another summer
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SOUND OF THE FUNKY DRUMMER
a number, another summer
Get down
SOUND OF THE FUNKY DRUMMER
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if the Trump Hegseth address had been an email www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
September 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
if the Trump Hegseth address had been an email www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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I don't know how anyone who doesn't have a kid in middle school or high school can possibly understand or interpret the behavior of anyone under 25, much less navigate a news cycle involving it
"the shooter was a trans antifa left winger, I'm sure"
"the shooter was a right wing groyper accelerationist, I'm sure"
the shooter:
"the shooter was a right wing groyper accelerationist, I'm sure"
the shooter:
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I don't know how anyone who doesn't have a kid in middle school or high school can possibly understand or interpret the behavior of anyone under 25, much less navigate a news cycle involving it
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basically a generational cohort split here where certain younger people intuitively grasp the irony poisoned context, and if you aren't already up to speed, very hard to explain
Watching the cable news commentary on the bullet engravings is wild because none of these people seem to realize that the content of the engravings are indicative of extremely online meme brain rot
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
basically a generational cohort split here where certain younger people intuitively grasp the irony poisoned context, and if you aren't already up to speed, very hard to explain
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From fecal material secretly collected from Putin in Alaska we will make a potion to revive Donald Trump.
by Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr
by Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr
September 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
From fecal material secretly collected from Putin in Alaska we will make a potion to revive Donald Trump.
by Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr
by Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr
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“Mr. President, JD Vance says he’s ready to take over for you as soon as you die. Any comment?”
August 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“Mr. President, JD Vance says he’s ready to take over for you as soon as you die. Any comment?”
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wild to watch an entire country deliberately and repeatedly shoot itself in the dick, esp. when you live in that country.
August 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
wild to watch an entire country deliberately and repeatedly shoot itself in the dick, esp. when you live in that country.
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They might be making Trump mad, but Newsom has been throwing these at the press -- if you think these are beneath my office, why don't you say that when the president does the same thing?
He's exposing that the media has a separate set of standards for Our Very Special Boy and that's good.
He's exposing that the media has a separate set of standards for Our Very Special Boy and that's good.
I don’t know that these tweets from Newsom’s press office are actually accomplishing anything, but this one nearly made me spit out my coffee (literally).
August 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
They might be making Trump mad, but Newsom has been throwing these at the press -- if you think these are beneath my office, why don't you say that when the president does the same thing?
He's exposing that the media has a separate set of standards for Our Very Special Boy and that's good.
He's exposing that the media has a separate set of standards for Our Very Special Boy and that's good.
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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Remember "facts don't care about your feelings"? Turns out that, too, was pure projection. The entire Republican governing project at the moment is devoted to addressing the baseless fears of conservative cowards.
August 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Remember "facts don't care about your feelings"? Turns out that, too, was pure projection. The entire Republican governing project at the moment is devoted to addressing the baseless fears of conservative cowards.
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Trump tells MAGA to fuck off, that he doesn’t want their support anymore.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
July 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Trump tells MAGA to fuck off, that he doesn’t want their support anymore.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Has the collapse of an empire ever been so stupid
March 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Has the collapse of an empire ever been so stupid
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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scores of pissed off Mormon CIA agents who just got canned are ideologically cross-pollinating with platoons of fired trans FBI agents. we are on the verge of new types of politics our ancestors could only dream about
March 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
scores of pissed off Mormon CIA agents who just got canned are ideologically cross-pollinating with platoons of fired trans FBI agents. we are on the verge of new types of politics our ancestors could only dream about
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If you’re a Trump supporter doing the whole FAFO thing right now but you still would have been fundamentally fine with bad things happening to other people, then, well, fuck you.
February 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If you’re a Trump supporter doing the whole FAFO thing right now but you still would have been fundamentally fine with bad things happening to other people, then, well, fuck you.
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trump: I’m going to protect women
women: no thank you
trump: I’m gonna do it
women: please don’t
trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team
women: what
trump: and brought back andrew tate
women: why
trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
women: no thank you
trump: I’m gonna do it
women: please don’t
trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team
women: what
trump: and brought back andrew tate
women: why
trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
February 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
trump: I’m going to protect women
women: no thank you
trump: I’m gonna do it
women: please don’t
trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team
women: what
trump: and brought back andrew tate
women: why
trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
women: no thank you
trump: I’m gonna do it
women: please don’t
trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team
women: what
trump: and brought back andrew tate
women: why
trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
Oops. Sorry.
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Oops. Sorry.
LOL
Send your wife an email every Saturday asking her what 5 things she did for the relationship during the week prior
February 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
LOL
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The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is HR@opm.gov, so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit
February 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is HR@opm.gov, so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit
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Global crisis style note:
What Trump is doing to Ukraine is not 'blackmail', which would be demand for payment under threat of exposure of compromising information*. This is demand for payment under threat of violence/refusal to protect from violence. The word is 'extortion'.
What Trump is doing to Ukraine is not 'blackmail', which would be demand for payment under threat of exposure of compromising information*. This is demand for payment under threat of violence/refusal to protect from violence. The word is 'extortion'.
February 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Global crisis style note:
What Trump is doing to Ukraine is not 'blackmail', which would be demand for payment under threat of exposure of compromising information*. This is demand for payment under threat of violence/refusal to protect from violence. The word is 'extortion'.
What Trump is doing to Ukraine is not 'blackmail', which would be demand for payment under threat of exposure of compromising information*. This is demand for payment under threat of violence/refusal to protect from violence. The word is 'extortion'.
