— Dr. Kel
@spacedecoder.bsky.social
— invisible cats feed me yogurt when i sleep and im just fine with it
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You're lucky you're hot.
You're lucky you're hot.
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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You're lucky you're hot.
You're lucky you're hot.
IT'S STILL ACTING!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
IT'S STILL ACTING!!
That sounds worse. I'm not an actor.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
That sounds worse. I'm not an actor.
I've got a job.
A shitty job where aliens constantly want me dead, my own sleep deprivation can attack me, and invisible naked alien cats feed me yogurt in my sleep.
A shitty job where aliens constantly want me dead, my own sleep deprivation can attack me, and invisible naked alien cats feed me yogurt in my sleep.
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I've got a job.
A shitty job where aliens constantly want me dead, my own sleep deprivation can attack me, and invisible naked alien cats feed me yogurt in my sleep.
A shitty job where aliens constantly want me dead, my own sleep deprivation can attack me, and invisible naked alien cats feed me yogurt in my sleep.
IT'S IN THE TITLE??
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
IT'S IN THE TITLE??
Ah, fuck... how do you feel about mannequins that move when you look away?
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ah, fuck... how do you feel about mannequins that move when you look away?
Interns. For the Intern Murders.
Do the interns get murdered?
Do the interns get murdered?
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Interns. For the Intern Murders.
Do the interns get murdered?
Do the interns get murdered?
I'll take them off you.
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'll take them off you.
{ <- intern at another company }
What. What
What. What
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
{ <- intern at another company }
What. What
What. What
The horrors are relentless
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The horrors are relentless
Hey- HEY, COME ON-!!
{ Struggling so much to pick back up whatever the Kerfur knocks over... }
{ Struggling so much to pick back up whatever the Kerfur knocks over... }
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hey- HEY, COME ON-!!
{ Struggling so much to pick back up whatever the Kerfur knocks over... }
{ Struggling so much to pick back up whatever the Kerfur knocks over... }
Oh. Uhm.
{ Step back. He can't trust any of them. }
Hii.
{ Step back. He can't trust any of them. }
Hii.
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Oh. Uhm.
{ Step back. He can't trust any of them. }
Hii.
{ Step back. He can't trust any of them. }
Hii.
Read my fucking manuals
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Read my fucking manuals