it happened!
scratched the itch enough,
needs more pickles

i'm 41yrs old & very stressed out. timing etc.

ok now i want chipotle, too.

like, i'm craving the dumbest fast food out of nowhere. not sure i've had it in over 5 years (chipotle does NOT count & we all know it). i would honestly worry i was pregnant if it weren't scientifically impossible

even the bathroom scale started as a parlor game. people were obsessed with it, so they shrunk it down for home use. life insurance companies adopted it as a way to judge a patient's health, because numbers are easy. but they shouldn't mean anything to the average person.

please, please tell me it has his big fancy name in gold on the outside like a fcking casino

no way! how long were you a driver? didja see the whole country?

remember waking up to this shit in 2005 and never wanting to eat again? why are we back here??

oh it is. we went last year. it was EPIC. also first time in SLC. fck'n wild place to be...

yaaaaaaaas :D

we're gonna go if we don't attend KBP.. such a fun lineup

might go to both. who knows!

yes i hate Allen for getting more attention/money than Burrow.. but i also inexplicably root for the dolphins/always bet a chunk of my fantasy on them (Achane is blessed & Waddle is an actual penguin-human hybrid)

we ALSO also have the following bands separated in a featured space because they're our favs, and there are simply too many of them for the crates: Animal Collective, Brights Eyes, Pearl Jam, and Radiohead

can we just pretend that was tommy lee jones?

♪ here come the Men in Black [clap clap]