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South Dakota Department of Propaganda
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“To distract and pacify”
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Stage scene with American flags. A group of adults in formal clothes stand in a row, several with heads bowed as if praying; a tall blond man in a navy suit is near center. Large bold caption dominates the lower half in white and yellow text. It says the devil did his best work by convincing evangelicals that a vulgar greedy racist man with five children by three wives, who pays adult performers for sex, gropes women, incites violence, and lies, was sent by God.
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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A woman with long brown hair speaks at a podium microphone. She wears a dark blazer over a light top, a silver cross necklace, and stud earrings. The background is blurred. A bold red banner at the bottom reads Breaking News. The headline text says a New Jersey U.S. attorney has resigned, ending a legal battle over the appointment.
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Screenshot of a social media exchange. The top message criticizes a model of success as cheating on a first wife, divorcing a second, and having poor birth control. Below, a reply praises a named figure and shows a beach photo of a shirtless tattooed man with a smiling woman and about seven young children in swimsuits, standing on sand by the ocean under clear skies.
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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An older man in a winter cap faces two ghostly gray puppet figures wrapped in heavy chains. They grin at him in a dim room, evoking a scene from A Christmas Carol. Overlaid text from a social post by Red Durkin, handle RedIsDead, reads that A Christmas Carol is the heartwarming tale of how rich people must be supernaturally terrorized into sharing.
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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In an ornate oval-shaped office with cream walls, tall striped curtains, and framed portraits, a man in a dark suit lies facedown on a bare white mattress on the carpet, head on a pillow. Several other pillows are scattered nearby. At a large carved wooden desk, another suited man works with piles of folders, with two flags behind him. To the right, suited aides and photographers watch. The formal setting contrasts humorously with the mattress on the floor.
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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A screenshot of a social media post on a white background. A small profile photo appears at top left, but the name is not shown here. The post reads in essence I was having a rough day and asked my 85 year old grandpa if life has always been this hard. He said no, and that he is glad he will not be around much longer. The post ends with Good luck out there, kids. The mood is darkly humorous and a bit bleak, presented in plain black text.
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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A humorous photo shows a mock award medal made from a round pull top can lid, like from canned meat. The silver pull tab acts as the ring, and an orange ribbon with yellow stripes hangs from it. The lid is gold colored with concentric ridges and two small dimples that resemble a smiley face. The background is dark gray. Caption text at the top says there is really only one choice for the Hormel Peace Prize, implying the medal is made from a Spam can lid.
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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A satirical image in a stately office with gold curtains and US flags. Six adults in formal evening wear pose around a large brown leather chair and a polished wooden desk. One man in a tuxedo sits smiling at the desk. Four men in tuxedos stand behind the chair, one with long hair and sunglasses, one older with gray hair, another slight with glasses, and one rugged looking. A woman in a blue gown stands to the side. A model jet and a decorative box sit on the desk. White text at top jokes about awards and surgery.
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Sleepy Don
At the top, bold white text reads Asleep at the wheel. A weak, failing president cannot be expected to save the economy. Below, a light skinned blond man in a dark suit and bright pink tie sits at a conference table, head tilted right and eyes closed as if asleep. His hands rest near a folder and a small crystal ornament. US flags, gold trim, and dark drapes form the backdrop. Two other suited people are partly visible at the edges, and lidded cups sit on the table.
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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A screenshot of a social media post. At top, a verified account with a woman’s headshot claims you cannot be both a US citizen and a citizen of another country. The post shows many reactions, comments, and shares. Below, a commenter responds sarcastically, saying that a well known mother and her son reportedly have Slovenian citizenship and, by that logic, they should be deported.
December 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Blurry meme style scene with a purple haze. Text at top left reads Fog of war... A man in a suit drinks from a glass, with many faded copies of him trailing to the right, creating a dizzy echo effect. Along the bottom edge sit two whiskey bottles, one with a red wax dipped cap and one labeled Jack Daniels, plus a shiny metal bar tool with a round knob and curved arch. The overall mood suggests confusion and drinking.
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Graphic on a black background shows a blue stylized illustration of the Pentagon inside an oval outline. The image resembles an official seal with simplified rings and a central pentagon shape. Beneath the emblem, blue text reads U.S. Department of War Crimes. The overall look is satirical, mimicking a government logo.
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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A screenshot of a satirical social media post. The text from Low Quality Facts claims someone is receiving a FIFA Peace Prize and that the trophy is made from severed hands of migrant laborers encased in gold. Below, a stage photo shows an older man with light skin and swept back blond gray hair in a dark blue suit and red tie, smiling with a gold medal on a blue ribbon. He holds a microphone. Beside him stands a pedestal bearing a gold globe held up by many gold hands.
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Image shows a mock social media post. At top, account name reads Governor Newsom Press Office on x dot com. Below, big text says WOW! AN HONOR! dash GCN. Headline reads Newsom awarded inaugural Kohls Peace Prize. Subhead says Prize comes with 50 dollars in Kohls Cash. Under the text, two men in suits shake hands in front of a Kohls store. A gold trophy resembling the World Cup sits between them. The overall tone appears humorous and satirical.
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Screenshot of a social media post. At top, a user named Turnbull writes, Heres two for you. Below are two side by side headshots of middle aged men in suits, both looking serious. Left man has light skin, blond hair, blue suit, red tie. Right man has light skin, short dark hair with gray at the sides, blue suit, yellow striped tie. Beneath, a reply by Nandi reads, Ive never met a white man with five kids and three baby mamas.
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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An older man with light hair stands on a stage, smiling. He wears a dark blue suit, red tie, and a round medal on a blue ribbon that reflects bright light. To his right, an inset shows a gold trophy formed from anguished faces lifting a globe, set on a base with engraved text that includes a name. The bottom of the image has a bold breaking news style banner with mocking words saying a delusional old man is given a made up award in a futile effort to end his incessant whining.
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Two panel cartoon meme in King of the Hill style. Top panel shows a suited man outside a school window taping up a sign that says Biden sniffing people doesnt unpedo Trump. Bottom panel shows a man in a purple striped shirt holding papers while a short suited boy speaks to him and several kids watch through the classroom window. Overlaid caption reads If those kids could do basic fucking logic they wouldnt be MAGA. The image mocks political arguments.
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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A stage scene shows a light skinned man with swept blond hair in a navy suit and red tie lifting a blue ribbon over his head. A large round wall clock hangs from the ribbon like a necklace, evoking a playful hip hop style. He holds a microphone and makes a puckered face. Beside him stands a bald man in a dark suit, smiling and gesturing toward the clock. Warm golden stage lighting glows in the background. The image is framed like a meme with a bold caption at the top.
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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An older man in a tan sheriff uniform sits indoors, peering over small glasses and holding a newspaper. His expression is flat and skeptical. Overlaid text reads, Youre kidding! The Jan. 6 pipe bomber supported Trump and believed his election lies... This is my shocked face. The image functions as a sarcastic reaction meme.
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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A man in a dark blue suit and red tie stands against a plain gray background. His eyes are nearly closed and lips puckered. He holds a microphone while lifting a blue ribbon to place a gold medal around his neck. The ribbon text says FIFA Peace Prize 2025. The medal shows the words number 1 pedo in bold. The image appears edited or satirical because of the offensive wording on the medal.
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Satirical news style graphic. Top has a Breaking News banner with a Fox News Channel logo. Center shows three men in suits in an ornate office with flags; one sits at a desk while two stand and gesture. Below is a concrete government building with a sign reading Independence Avenue SW, U.S. Department of Alchemy, U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. Large caption claims Kennedy and Bessent announce a new U.S. Department of Alchemy to make gold until new headquarters are built, ending with a hype quote about crypto and alchemy.
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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A satirical ad style image. Top half shows a close up of chunky gold aviator sunglasses with lifelike human eyes inside the lenses, eyebrows and wrinkles visible. The top bar has a bold brand name. Red headline text promotes realistic human eyes sunglasses with the line always alert, always golden. Bottom half shows a blond man in a dark suit and pink tie, seated at a desk, leaning forward and wearing the same gold glasses, looking serious. Flag and ornate decor appear in the background.
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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A screenshot of a social media post with black text on a white background. The post humorously reads: My wife and I were planning a vacation, and I asked if I could make a spreadsheet for it. She was thrilled and said a spreadsheet would be perfect. I opened my laptop and she looked at me with not exactly lust, but something close. This is how we flirt now. The tone is playful and nerdy, celebrating spreadsheets as romance fuel.
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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A satirical magazine cover design. A bold headline declares a politician named as asshole of the century, with subtext about a golden anus award at a proctologists convention. Below, a staged photo shows three men in black tuxedos against a dark backdrop. The man in the center, with fair skin and blond hair, holds a trophy shaped like a ridged golden ring on a wooden base while the two men beside him present it. The overall image is a crude joke.
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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A lit roadside marquee sign stands outside a business at night. Black block letters on white panels spell a humorous message that says FREE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WITH AN ORDER OF SHRIMP TACOS. The sign is mounted in a metal frame above dirt and grass near a dimly lit street. The photo is slightly blurry, with warm glow from nearby lights and a dark background.
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM