They came through! I got the job!
Praying to the Gay Gods that I get this job.
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
They came through! I got the job!
@ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social hey bitch 💜
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
@ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social hey bitch 💜
Giant Direct man told me I am adorable ☺️ you know he got a fat tip!
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Giant Direct man told me I am adorable ☺️ you know he got a fat tip!
Super Smash Bros and smash, bro?
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Super Smash Bros and smash, bro?
Man, I just nutted on ‘em.
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Man, I just nutted on ‘em.
I’m still mourning The Bistro in the Cherry Hill Mall. Couldn’t care less about the death of a war criminal.
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I’m still mourning The Bistro in the Cherry Hill Mall. Couldn’t care less about the death of a war criminal.
Why go on Grindr when I can play Candy Crush?
November 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Why go on Grindr when I can play Candy Crush?
I have reentered my versatile era and fear is over for you bitches.
October 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I have reentered my versatile era and fear is over for you bitches.
Honeycrisp apples are the tits.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Honeycrisp apples are the tits.
Sometimes I just wanna suck a dick, you know?
October 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sometimes I just wanna suck a dick, you know?
Praying to the Gay Gods that I get this job.
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Praying to the Gay Gods that I get this job.
What an interesting penis you have there.
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
What an interesting penis you have there.
I can’t find my eyebrow threading frequent flyer card and I must have these caterpillars tended to!
October 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t find my eyebrow threading frequent flyer card and I must have these caterpillars tended to!
Nothing gets my heart beat going like Mario Kart.
October 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Nothing gets my heart beat going like Mario Kart.
My back hurts and I haven’t even had it blown out.
October 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
My back hurts and I haven’t even had it blown out.
Bitch better have my money!
October 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bitch better have my money!
In the motherland (New Jersey) for the third day IN A ROW.
October 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
In the motherland (New Jersey) for the third day IN A ROW.
You’re a liar and this is why Derek don’t like you.
October 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You’re a liar and this is why Derek don’t like you.
Another magnificent meltdown in South Philly. Nuke the team! Casty is the first to go.
October 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Another magnificent meltdown in South Philly. Nuke the team! Casty is the first to go.
Why did I wait a year to get a library card? The Free Library of Philadelphia is hands down one of the coolest places in the city.
October 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Why did I wait a year to get a library card? The Free Library of Philadelphia is hands down one of the coolest places in the city.
I wish I knew how to walk slow. I’m just a caffeinated homosexual and I have places to be!
October 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I wish I knew how to walk slow. I’m just a caffeinated homosexual and I have places to be!
Ravioli ravioli- give me your hole-e-oli.
September 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Ravioli ravioli- give me your hole-e-oli.
When the groom’s signature cocktail is an espresso martini and you have six.
September 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
When the groom’s signature cocktail is an espresso martini and you have six.
Anything for Selenas!
September 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Anything for Selenas!