Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid
@soupghost.bsky.social
aka soupghost
she/her 1990 MDNI
ketqueer
schiztotransexualisimus militaris
if u kno me irl no u dont
send me gas money $lydium
she/her 1990 MDNI
ketqueer
schiztotransexualisimus militaris
if u kno me irl no u dont
send me gas money $lydium
Pinned
I believe in extreme bodily autonomy. You do not need to be trans to transition. You do not need the goal of your transition to be an existing gender. You can be who you want and change that as you will. Exalt the mutability of the flesh.
crazy to me that in 2025 people still think freemasons are relevant.
oh no they're taking over the world with green bean casserole, mostaccoli and bumper stickers
oh no they're taking over the world with green bean casserole, mostaccoli and bumper stickers
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
crazy to me that in 2025 people still think freemasons are relevant.
oh no they're taking over the world with green bean casserole, mostaccoli and bumper stickers
oh no they're taking over the world with green bean casserole, mostaccoli and bumper stickers
I had a crush on this schizophrenic boy in highschool and randomly remembered his name so I looked to see if he was alive. Not only is he alive, but he's thriving with a happy family, three kids and he's GORGEOUS.
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I had a crush on this schizophrenic boy in highschool and randomly remembered his name so I looked to see if he was alive. Not only is he alive, but he's thriving with a happy family, three kids and he's GORGEOUS.
i gotta piss but this crowd is cis
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i gotta piss but this crowd is cis
i have this weird constant little fear that my testicles will regenerate somehow
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
i have this weird constant little fear that my testicles will regenerate somehow
I wish I had a giant refrigerated hamster bottle I could mount on the wall by the head of my bed.
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I wish I had a giant refrigerated hamster bottle I could mount on the wall by the head of my bed.
I'm switching from using seed oils to strictly the fat rendered from the red right hands of hanged murderers
November 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I'm switching from using seed oils to strictly the fat rendered from the red right hands of hanged murderers
body count? bitch, what's your thread count?
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
body count? bitch, what's your thread count?
there should be a circle of hell specifically for men who have negative opinions about body hair on women, like they should rapidly grow wool for eternity while being clumsily epilated the entire time
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
there should be a circle of hell specifically for men who have negative opinions about body hair on women, like they should rapidly grow wool for eternity while being clumsily epilated the entire time
Noise rig idea: hot glue molle straps to the backs of pedals and weave them into a plate carrier and make the amps into a backback.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Noise rig idea: hot glue molle straps to the backs of pedals and weave them into a plate carrier and make the amps into a backback.
if I'm even remotely attracted to you and I know you in person, I can't be around you if you've covered your body in red or gold body paint or a thick coat of body glitter, I might have a heart attack or just vaporize immediately
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
if I'm even remotely attracted to you and I know you in person, I can't be around you if you've covered your body in red or gold body paint or a thick coat of body glitter, I might have a heart attack or just vaporize immediately
why the fuck instant pot take longer to cook rice than stove? dumb future bullshit.
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
why the fuck instant pot take longer to cook rice than stove? dumb future bullshit.
EYE DIVINE CYBERMANCY MENTIONS
YOU GAIN BROUZOUF
YOU GAIN BROUZOUF
YOU GAIN BROUZOUF
YOU GAIN BROUZOUF
EYE Divine Cybermancy sequel please God I'm begging you
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
EYE DIVINE CYBERMANCY MENTIONS
YOU GAIN BROUZOUF
YOU GAIN BROUZOUF
YOU GAIN BROUZOUF
YOU GAIN BROUZOUF
I hate how when I say I'm struggling with my mental health, i feel like its received as saying im simply depressed. Sure that's also a factor, but a lesser one. I'm having complex surreal nightmare experiences that would take hours to explain.
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I hate how when I say I'm struggling with my mental health, i feel like its received as saying im simply depressed. Sure that's also a factor, but a lesser one. I'm having complex surreal nightmare experiences that would take hours to explain.
I was eating from a box of chocolates until there were about five left and they were far apart, and then I put them closer together because they looked lonely, and then I cried really loud and screamed a few times because I'm socially starving.
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I was eating from a box of chocolates until there were about five left and they were far apart, and then I put them closer together because they looked lonely, and then I cried really loud and screamed a few times because I'm socially starving.
Something once took me outside of time and changed me. I'm built different in ways nobody wants to know. There is a hunger in me with no throat to swallow.
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Something once took me outside of time and changed me. I'm built different in ways nobody wants to know. There is a hunger in me with no throat to swallow.
I've got a feeling I'm gonna get really weird this winter.
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I've got a feeling I'm gonna get really weird this winter.
One time I drank an entire pint of jager in an hour and took the mensa iq test and scored a 110 and now I'm scared to try it sober lest I find my score is higher drunk.
October 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
One time I drank an entire pint of jager in an hour and took the mensa iq test and scored a 110 and now I'm scared to try it sober lest I find my score is higher drunk.
I am unironically built different in so many ways that I sound like an absurd character made up by a deranged lunatic.
I am a sterile superhuman with a fat stack of pointless superpowers I constantly have to find useful niches for.
I am a sterile superhuman with a fat stack of pointless superpowers I constantly have to find useful niches for.
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I am unironically built different in so many ways that I sound like an absurd character made up by a deranged lunatic.
I am a sterile superhuman with a fat stack of pointless superpowers I constantly have to find useful niches for.
I am a sterile superhuman with a fat stack of pointless superpowers I constantly have to find useful niches for.
Why did GM make the caliper slide pins so FUCKING SHITTY
FUCK.
FUCK.
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Why did GM make the caliper slide pins so FUCKING SHITTY
FUCK.
FUCK.
pussy taste like my life has divine purpose
October 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
pussy taste like my life has divine purpose
you're under arrest for conspiracy to resist arrest
October 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
you're under arrest for conspiracy to resist arrest
I had a dream that I had sex with some goddess named Mara and she gave me the ability to summon cars that represented the personality of the last person I spoke to, and apparently most of my friend group was represented by harlequin BMWs.
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I had a dream that I had sex with some goddess named Mara and she gave me the ability to summon cars that represented the personality of the last person I spoke to, and apparently most of my friend group was represented by harlequin BMWs.
i will claw god's eyes out
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i will claw god's eyes out
wildly swinging between denying that I get periods and then wildly swinging emotionally while cramping and shitting my brains out during the same moon phase every month at the same time as my spouse
October 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
wildly swinging between denying that I get periods and then wildly swinging emotionally while cramping and shitting my brains out during the same moon phase every month at the same time as my spouse