Edd [REDACTED].
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Edd [REDACTED].
@soul-of-kindness.bsky.social
I'm not the janitor.

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December 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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*Sitting down somewhere. Far from where he was, before just crying with his head in his arms, said arms being on his knees.*
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I'VE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT FOR MONTHS.

*Slamming a broom handle-first on the ground.*

I'VE TRIED TO HIDE IT SINCE IT STARTED, SO I COULD SEEM [[Normality is a social construct]].

And the [[Family Guy Funny Moments]] I let it slip for a while, this is how you all act.

I...

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December 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
AH YES, just TELL THE [[tick]]ED OFF PEOPLE TO CALM DOWN!
Oh my god how about both of you go stand in separate rooms and do some deep breathing.
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
*PANICKING. FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.*

???!?!?!?!?!!!??
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Guys... I think Pentacles may have fucked my mom...
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I CAN'T BE HIS GODDAMN KID. PLEASE NO.
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
// fucking laughing my ass off rn because edd's fucking dying inside now
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Please don't tell me he's my dad PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HE'S MY DAD.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
MY BOSS DOESN'T HATE ME
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Reposted by Edd [REDACTED].
Glad to see everyone's okay.

*<- tone deaf/hasn't seen anyone in distress*
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Glad to see everyone's okay.

*<- tone deaf/hasn't seen anyone in distress*
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If Pentacles tries to hurt any more children I'm gonna do what I wanted to do to my dad that day, to him.
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
*THWACKING a wasp with a dustpan.*

FUCKER GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
They're gonna cannibalize the green Pippinses.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
She DOESN'T on my NOTHING 'til I DON'T.
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
. . .

I've got nothing to do.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Feeling a bit better now... still not grat but not terrible.
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Oh god did I get everyone sick
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I [[can't believe it's not Butter]] have the day off today... I dunno how I got this sick..
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
// I JUST GOT KIKUNUKED HELLO??
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Estoy sick.
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
// SOMEONE GET YOUR FUCKING KIDS THEYRE EVERYWHERE
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Y'know, I think it's better that I'm not attractive. Less responsibility that way.
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM