Chris M/Christina I
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"You think you're such a great wit, but really you're just such a twit."
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Chris M/Christina I
@sotwitty.bsky.social
· Nov 15
I'm here, but this needs to be the final spot. I'm not hopping around anymore.
Not me making a useless post, hoping to build some sort of muscle memory and get in the habit of using this app.
September 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Not me making a useless post, hoping to build some sort of muscle memory and get in the habit of using this app.
Hello to my new followers? This is going to mostly be nonsense about video games and my cats but welcome to the circus that is Chris. :)
August 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hello to my new followers? This is going to mostly be nonsense about video games and my cats but welcome to the circus that is Chris. :)
"Thanks for messing things up so bad with Taylor" - The note attached to the keg of Budweiser delivered to Joe Alwyn's posh London townhouse yesterday afternoon.
August 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"Thanks for messing things up so bad with Taylor" - The note attached to the keg of Budweiser delivered to Joe Alwyn's posh London townhouse yesterday afternoon.
Grey cat + pumpkin = yes
August 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Grey cat + pumpkin = yes
Reposted by Chris M/Christina I
Two of my favorite men who I'll never meet
We didn’t know how good we had it with Stephen Colbert @colbertlateshow.bsky.social
Oh no, wait, we totally did.
Oh no, wait, we totally did.
July 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Two of my favorite men who I'll never meet
Reposted by Chris M/Christina I
Love how he prepared for this journey these past months. Beautiful final show, embraced what was happening. Went out like the true searcher he was.
July 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Love how he prepared for this journey these past months. Beautiful final show, embraced what was happening. Went out like the true searcher he was.
Well, this is embarrassing. I got a new phone a few months back and didn't remember the password for this account. But I'm here now! I couldn't miss out on both Ari from high school and Mark from House Ops!
July 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Well, this is embarrassing. I got a new phone a few months back and didn't remember the password for this account. But I'm here now! I couldn't miss out on both Ari from high school and Mark from House Ops!
There goes the Free Space, and it's the first week of February. (Honestly, if you didn't anticipate that particular salute from the President's inner circle on Inauguration Day, you haven't been paying attention.)
February 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
There goes the Free Space, and it's the first week of February. (Honestly, if you didn't anticipate that particular salute from the President's inner circle on Inauguration Day, you haven't been paying attention.)
Typically I don't endorse mistreating animals, but this fat fucker needs to be silenced.
February 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Typically I don't endorse mistreating animals, but this fat fucker needs to be silenced.
And not in the fun way
January 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
And not in the fun way
Pssst
January 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Pssst
::snicker::
RFK jr looks like if the toxic avenger fucked a slim jim
January 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
::snicker::
1. I did, in fact, say TokTok instead of TikTok in a previous post.
2. It matters not.
3. I'm ready for the weekend.
2. It matters not.
3. I'm ready for the weekend.
January 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
1. I did, in fact, say TokTok instead of TikTok in a previous post.
2. It matters not.
3. I'm ready for the weekend.
2. It matters not.
3. I'm ready for the weekend.
If you want to win the heart of a Gilmore Girls fan, tell them you are all in (01:30). youtu.be/mt266f7Ijuw?...
How Luke and Lorelai met
YouTube video by Gilmore Gags
youtu.be
January 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If you want to win the heart of a Gilmore Girls fan, tell them you are all in (01:30). youtu.be/mt266f7Ijuw?...
On my Inauguration 2025 Bingo Card: Hunter Biden rushes the stage and moons the crowd.
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
On my Inauguration 2025 Bingo Card: Hunter Biden rushes the stage and moons the crowd.
Found Pusheen.
January 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Found Pusheen.
If Trump can get TokTok back for the lawn-stompers, he can get MySpace back for Gen X.
January 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If Trump can get TokTok back for the lawn-stompers, he can get MySpace back for Gen X.
Aloha IDK if this post is satire or what but a little bit aloha.
aloha, tiktok users! just a heads up, here on bluesky, we keep it a little chiller! so if you're having a mental breakdown, don't make a big fuss, just quietly signal the mods by beginning and ending an otherwise unrelated post with the same word. any word will do, even something silly like aloha
January 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Aloha IDK if this post is satire or what but a little bit aloha.
Nicotine is more addictive than heroin. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ja...
‘A one-way trip to heaven’: cigarettes were David Lynch’s magic wand – and his undoing
He quit in 2022, but smoking was previously an integral part of the film-maker’s life and art
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Nicotine is more addictive than heroin. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ja...
Just now getting to watch the Always Sunny In Philadelphia crossover on Abbott Elementary. It's perfect.
January 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Just now getting to watch the Always Sunny In Philadelphia crossover on Abbott Elementary. It's perfect.
