SortaNonymous
@sortanonymous.bsky.social
19 - He/Him - Cis/Autistic
PFP: @aridee.bsky.social
Meta Knightmare writer and not-so-long-suffering Bengals fan
GTFO - Bigots, Nazis, etc
https://tumblr.com/sortanonymous
https://youtube.com/@sortanonymous
https://archiveofourown.org/users/SortaNonymous
PFP: @aridee.bsky.social
Meta Knightmare writer and not-so-long-suffering Bengals fan
GTFO - Bigots, Nazis, etc
https://tumblr.com/sortanonymous
https://youtube.com/@sortanonymous
https://archiveofourown.org/users/SortaNonymous
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SortaNonymous
@sortanonymous.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Welp, I'm here now because why not! No, I'm not fleeing Xitter because I never suffered there, but I am also on Tumblr and just hoping it's not hard juggling the two. I'm also kind of on YouTube and AO3. (Yes, I wrote that crazy Meta Knightmare fic.) Hope this pans out I guess! :D
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The Galaxy awaits. The official trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here. Only in theaters April 2026.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The Galaxy awaits. The official trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here. Only in theaters April 2026.
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The power of the stars is all around you. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie comes to theaters April 2026.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The power of the stars is all around you. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie comes to theaters April 2026.
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“I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3,000 years ago. I was there the day the strength of Hardcore Gamers failed.”
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
“I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3,000 years ago. I was there the day the strength of Hardcore Gamers failed.”
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November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Here's today's #KirbyAirRiders photo!
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Here's today's #KirbyAirRiders photo!
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November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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In 2021, I sung a stupid parody of Astronaut in the Ocean as a gag for a video. I released it digitally to raise some money for charity.
My song hit #2 on the US Digital Sales Chart for comedy songs. For a few days.
I probably had about 10k YT subs at the time.
Digital sales charts mean NOTHING.
My song hit #2 on the US Digital Sales Chart for comedy songs. For a few days.
I probably had about 10k YT subs at the time.
Digital sales charts mean NOTHING.
So many don't know that said digital sales song charts are routinely mocked within the music industry as being easy as hell to rig by labels / companies, who buy up the song all at once (often in bulk) to get to that #1...
If only for an hour or two. It's not about the sales, it's the headline.
If only for an hour or two. It's not about the sales, it's the headline.
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
In 2021, I sung a stupid parody of Astronaut in the Ocean as a gag for a video. I released it digitally to raise some money for charity.
My song hit #2 on the US Digital Sales Chart for comedy songs. For a few days.
I probably had about 10k YT subs at the time.
Digital sales charts mean NOTHING.
My song hit #2 on the US Digital Sales Chart for comedy songs. For a few days.
I probably had about 10k YT subs at the time.
Digital sales charts mean NOTHING.
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Maybe that annoying Detroit radio host has to fake being an edgelord for ratings, but Gus Johnson enjoys his job and those of us who like to enjoy things are grateful for what he brings.
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Maybe that annoying Detroit radio host has to fake being an edgelord for ratings, but Gus Johnson enjoys his job and those of us who like to enjoy things are grateful for what he brings.
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Lovin the Gamecube car so much.
Sakura didnt forget the original Kirby Air Ride at this point. This feels good! <3
Sakura didnt forget the original Kirby Air Ride at this point. This feels good! <3
You can freely decorate your machine! Try out various patterns, decals, and effects. Place them in the Garage, and then take your custom machine out for a spin in Air Ride and other modes—or sell it to other players on the Machine Market! #KirbyAirRiders
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Lovin the Gamecube car so much.
Sakura didnt forget the original Kirby Air Ride at this point. This feels good! <3
Sakura didnt forget the original Kirby Air Ride at this point. This feels good! <3
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Machines aren't the only thing you can customize in #KirbyAirRiders. You can also use your in-game Miles to purchase Headwear for your Riders to wear! It's important to be fashionable out there.
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Machines aren't the only thing you can customize in #KirbyAirRiders. You can also use your in-game Miles to purchase Headwear for your Riders to wear! It's important to be fashionable out there.
Forbes is so bad with those headlines. I've seen so many saying something like "[classic artist] is exploding up the charts again!" and it's an album going up like 3 spots on a chart nobody cares about that's flooded with super old music
I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear:
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Forbes is so bad with those headlines. I've seen so many saying something like "[classic artist] is exploding up the charts again!" and it's an album going up like 3 spots on a chart nobody cares about that's flooded with super old music
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I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear:
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear:
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Drew Dernavich. #NewYorkerCartoons
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November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Drew Dernavich. #NewYorkerCartoons
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Back in 2023, Disney displayed two of their best restoration jobs in recent years with the 4K releases of Snow White and Cinderella, but they haven't done another one since. They were really onto something there and should give more of their animated classic this treatment.
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Back in 2023, Disney displayed two of their best restoration jobs in recent years with the 4K releases of Snow White and Cinderella, but they haven't done another one since. They were really onto something there and should give more of their animated classic this treatment.
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I FORGOT to add a noise effect to this to match the reference.........WHATEVER
#mranttenna #deltarune #mili
#mranttenna #deltarune #mili
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I FORGOT to add a noise effect to this to match the reference.........WHATEVER
#mranttenna #deltarune #mili
#mranttenna #deltarune #mili
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(backlog) A funny little Loam and Dinx doodle from after I binge-watched all of OK K.O.!
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
(backlog) A funny little Loam and Dinx doodle from after I binge-watched all of OK K.O.!
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In Feb 2004, Apple & Pepsi gave away 100M free songs via iTunes—codes under Pepsi caps let fans download any track for free.
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
In Feb 2004, Apple & Pepsi gave away 100M free songs via iTunes—codes under Pepsi caps let fans download any track for free.
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Our week 11 post is up! 5 teams have 1 seed elimination scenarios, 2 teams have division elimination scenarios, and 20 teams control their own destinies: nflplayoffscenarios.com/2025/week/11...
Playoff Picture Entering Week 11 2025
Standings Entering Week 11 Conference Standings Division Standings
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November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Our week 11 post is up! 5 teams have 1 seed elimination scenarios, 2 teams have division elimination scenarios, and 20 teams control their own destinies: nflplayoffscenarios.com/2025/week/11...
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Since I went up like 800 followers in the past two weeks, I think it's prudent I make sure newcomers know that I am also making a game of the "video" variety:
store.steampowered.com/app/1445190/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1445190/...
DoubleShake on Steam
Grab, shake, throw, and kick to save your islands from total chaos in this action-packed blast-to-the-past 2.5D Platformer inspired by some of our favorite 5th generation games!
store.steampowered.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Since I went up like 800 followers in the past two weeks, I think it's prudent I make sure newcomers know that I am also making a game of the "video" variety:
store.steampowered.com/app/1445190/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1445190/...
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Two things can be true, one of which Barro doesn't grapple with: total victory wasn't possible for Dems, and also Schumer/Dems did an absolutely TERRIBLE job messaging to voters what they did get and why they were taking it, which might have softened the landing. And that shows poor leadership.
Opinion | Chuck Schumer Is a Convenient Punching Bag. There Was No Happy Outcome for the Shutdown.
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Two things can be true, one of which Barro doesn't grapple with: total victory wasn't possible for Dems, and also Schumer/Dems did an absolutely TERRIBLE job messaging to voters what they did get and why they were taking it, which might have softened the landing. And that shows poor leadership.
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INSIDE WASHINGTON: Schumer's biggest failure wasn't the cave-in. It was failing to manage expectations of his voters. And his belief that he could somehow force Trump to the negotiating table when Trump never showed any sign he would.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Getting played by Republicans is nothing new for Schumer — Now Democrats want him out
New York-native minority leader’s inability to manage expectations or secure votes from Republicans has left him looking impotent and adrift at a time when Democratic voters want their leaders itching...
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
INSIDE WASHINGTON: Schumer's biggest failure wasn't the cave-in. It was failing to manage expectations of his voters. And his belief that he could somehow force Trump to the negotiating table when Trump never showed any sign he would.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...