OMG it's Sarah Bee!
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I was born in 1984, and now I'll get to live in it!
Midsomer Murders, I've MISSED YOU. 😍
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Midsomer Murders, I've MISSED YOU. 😍
Does exercising my first amendment rights include hurling shit at the Dems who voted to take away healthcare from millions of people on the basis of a Republican promise that's worth less than their ass hairs?
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Does exercising my first amendment rights include hurling shit at the Dems who voted to take away healthcare from millions of people on the basis of a Republican promise that's worth less than their ass hairs?
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
This is even better than that one birthday when Trump Casino in AC was demolished and Rush Limbaugh died!
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
This is even better than that one birthday when Trump Casino in AC was demolished and Rush Limbaugh died!
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I feel like Debra Messing's bathroom mirror is having a hell of time of it right now
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I feel like Debra Messing's bathroom mirror is having a hell of time of it right now
I'm glad I unsubscribed from Spotify, but I'm having trouble finding a good Android alternative that streams music and podcasts. YouTube Music is garbage for podcasts, and fuck Amazon Music in general. 😭
November 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I'm glad I unsubscribed from Spotify, but I'm having trouble finding a good Android alternative that streams music and podcasts. YouTube Music is garbage for podcasts, and fuck Amazon Music in general. 😭
The Diplomat will never stop making my brain shit itself. Flawless and chaotic!
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The Diplomat will never stop making my brain shit itself. Flawless and chaotic!
Take the funds from those cancelled streaming subscriptions and give them to your local PBS.
the corporation for public broadcasting is a private corporation funded by american people
ALT: the corporation for public broadcasting is a private corporation funded by american people
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Take the funds from those cancelled streaming subscriptions and give them to your local PBS.
I wish I liked Hacks, because I love her.
While accepting her first Emmy for her role in HBO's 'Hacks,' Philadelphia Eagles fan Hannah Einbinder ended her speech by saying, "Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine."
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Check out our latest politics coverage, including how to defend immigrants against ICE here: tnvge.co/x9pufYG
September 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I wish I liked Hacks, because I love her.
He did it, Joe! 😭
“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
He did it, Joe! 😭
*dusts off account* If Tramell Tillman does not go home with an Emmy tonight for his important and mysterious work I will cancel Choreography & Merriment forever!!
September 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
*dusts off account* If Tramell Tillman does not go home with an Emmy tonight for his important and mysterious work I will cancel Choreography & Merriment forever!!
Opposing ends of the ethics spectrum.
May 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Opposing ends of the ethics spectrum.
Someone entered "anthropomorphize a Hot Topic from the nineties and have it write a story" into Chat GPT and this book happened. There's no other explanation for it.
bookshop.org/p/books/bunn...
bookshop.org/p/books/bunn...
Bunny: A Novel
A Novel
bookshop.org
May 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Someone entered "anthropomorphize a Hot Topic from the nineties and have it write a story" into Chat GPT and this book happened. There's no other explanation for it.
bookshop.org/p/books/bunn...
bookshop.org/p/books/bunn...
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i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo
April 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo
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"now son do you know why i pulled you over tonight?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"
WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SIGN ORDER ON ENGLISH LITERARY TESTS FOR TRUCKERS IN U.S.
April 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"now son do you know why i pulled you over tonight?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"
How do we start a program to swap spots with the Canadians mad about their election?
April 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
How do we start a program to swap spots with the Canadians mad about their election?
There are AI videos of cats that make them look crocheted, and it is SO UNSETTLING.
April 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
There are AI videos of cats that make them look crocheted, and it is SO UNSETTLING.
GO BAHSTON!!!!
April 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
GO BAHSTON!!!!
Congratulations/Condolences to everyone dropping a fuckton of money for a ticket on the cusp of a recession! 🎉🙏
Leslie Odom Jr., one of the original cast members of the mega-hit Broadway musical "Hamilton," is coming back for another shot, a role he says "gave me life."
Leslie Odom Jr. to reprise his Tony-winning role in 'Hamilton' this fall
Leslie Odom Jr., one of the original cast members of the mega-hit Broadway musical “Hamilton,” is coming back for another shot, a role he says “gave me life.”
bit.ly
April 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Congratulations/Condolences to everyone dropping a fuckton of money for a ticket on the cusp of a recession! 🎉🙏
RIP Gay Perry 😔
April 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
RIP Gay Perry 😔
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Of course I found out about George Foreman's death on the Dunder Mifflin subreddit. 🦶♨️
March 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Of course I found out about George Foreman's death on the Dunder Mifflin subreddit. 🦶♨️
Someone on reddit used the GPOY acronym, and I've never felt so old in my life. 😭
March 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Someone on reddit used the GPOY acronym, and I've never felt so old in my life. 😭
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Democrats even *thinking* about joining Republicans to censure Al Green for having the courage to stand up while they sat down do not deserve to be able to generate a single fundraising dollar from a person of moral character ever again.
March 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Democrats even *thinking* about joining Republicans to censure Al Green for having the courage to stand up while they sat down do not deserve to be able to generate a single fundraising dollar from a person of moral character ever again.
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