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I was born in 1984, and now I'll get to live in it!
Midsomer Murders, I've MISSED YOU. 😍
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Does exercising my first amendment rights include hurling shit at the Dems who voted to take away healthcare from millions of people on the basis of a Republican promise that's worth less than their ass hairs?
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This is even better than that one birthday when Trump Casino in AC was demolished and Rush Limbaugh died!
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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I feel like Debra Messing's bathroom mirror is having a hell of time of it right now
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I'm glad I unsubscribed from Spotify, but I'm having trouble finding a good Android alternative that streams music and podcasts. YouTube Music is garbage for podcasts, and fuck Amazon Music in general. 😭
November 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Diplomat will never stop making my brain shit itself. Flawless and chaotic!
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Take the funds from those cancelled streaming subscriptions and give them to your local PBS.
the corporation for public broadcasting is a private corporation funded by american people
ALT: the corporation for public broadcasting is a private corporation funded by american people
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I wish I liked Hacks, because I love her.
While accepting her first Emmy for her role in HBO's 'Hacks,' Philadelphia Eagles fan Hannah Einbinder ended her speech by saying, "Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine."

Check out our latest politics coverage, including how to defend immigrants against ICE here: tnvge.co/x9pufYG
September 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
He did it, Joe! 😭
“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
*dusts off account* If Tramell Tillman does not go home with an Emmy tonight for his important and mysterious work I will cancel Choreography & Merriment forever!!
September 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Opposing ends of the ethics spectrum.
Spotted going up at USDA today…
May 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Someone entered "anthropomorphize a Hot Topic from the nineties and have it write a story" into Chat GPT and this book happened. There's no other explanation for it.
bookshop.org/p/books/bunn...
Bunny: A Novel
A Novel
bookshop.org
May 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo
April 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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"now son do you know why i pulled you over tonight?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"
WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SIGN ORDER ON ENGLISH LITERARY TESTS FOR TRUCKERS IN U.S.
April 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
How do we start a program to swap spots with the Canadians mad about their election?
April 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There are AI videos of cats that make them look crocheted, and it is SO UNSETTLING.
April 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
GO BAHSTON!!!!
MIT following Harvard's lead here
April 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Congratulations/Condolences to everyone dropping a fuckton of money for a ticket on the cusp of a recession! 🎉🙏
April 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
RIP Gay Perry 😔
April 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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March 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Of course I found out about George Foreman's death on the Dunder Mifflin subreddit. 🦶♨️
March 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Someone on reddit used the GPOY acronym, and I've never felt so old in my life. 😭
March 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Democrats even *thinking* about joining Republicans to censure Al Green for having the courage to stand up while they sat down do not deserve to be able to generate a single fundraising dollar from a person of moral character ever again.
March 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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manifesting
March 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM