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dog medicine lover
@soronder.bsky.social
· Feb 27
I'm putting dog medicine all over my hands to make them rough and gnarled. My callous-crusted mitts are flipping burgers on the grill without utensils and digging a bomb shelter like a mole. I'm building a home for my beautiful white American family - a deep hole in the earth dug by unfeeling hands.
at some point i somehow got signed up for emails from guns dot com, a website i have never used or visited that sends normal-ish ecommerce emails. it makes me uncomfortable but i haven't unsubscribed because some day i might need a gun and without the reminder, i wouldn't know to go to guns dot com.
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
at some point i somehow got signed up for emails from guns dot com, a website i have never used or visited that sends normal-ish ecommerce emails. it makes me uncomfortable but i haven't unsubscribed because some day i might need a gun and without the reminder, i wouldn't know to go to guns dot com.
I'm always researching trying to write some throwaway joke about a historical figure when I have to learn facts like "his niece was named 'Euthanasia'" and "all his friends and family called him 'Cump'" and I just have to pack it in.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I'm always researching trying to write some throwaway joke about a historical figure when I have to learn facts like "his niece was named 'Euthanasia'" and "all his friends and family called him 'Cump'" and I just have to pack it in.
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The monster roll call is the most precious fucking thing I’ve ever seen 😂
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The monster roll call is the most precious fucking thing I’ve ever seen 😂
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The difference between a character and an OC is that a character lives with the existential burden of having to use the toilet
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The difference between a character and an OC is that a character lives with the existential burden of having to use the toilet
Destroying national park tourist towns is the necessary first step in privatizing them for exploitation.
National parks have SO MANY people from other countries (since they get real vacations!)
And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.
This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.
This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Destroying national park tourist towns is the necessary first step in privatizing them for exploitation.
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Horror of the Gag No. 1006: "The Miasma Store, Part Six"
December 3, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Horror of the Gag No. 1006: "The Miasma Store, Part Six"
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I like game, I like it
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I like game, I like it
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"For the men, I like to craft a prison. Colours are drained. The noose tightens no matter the knot. To dress up is to stand on the edge of a plateau and see it is but a thin precipice we decided to call the world - as if that keeps us safe."
May 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"For the men, I like to craft a prison. Colours are drained. The noose tightens no matter the knot. To dress up is to stand on the edge of a plateau and see it is but a thin precipice we decided to call the world - as if that keeps us safe."
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"multiple things can be true" - sounds like someone has never had the ecstatic revelation that every thing is the same one true thing
May 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"multiple things can be true" - sounds like someone has never had the ecstatic revelation that every thing is the same one true thing
just ate poison (10 day old piece of pie dried into cardboard). please pray for me.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
just ate poison (10 day old piece of pie dried into cardboard). please pray for me.
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The thing is they don't need the previous version of the army. Hegseth just said as much. They are cannibalizing it for tech and its most violent psychopaths which they are offering 3x the money to join their new psychopath army, live in the suburbs, and commute to a pogromming job downtown.
I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time
October 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The thing is they don't need the previous version of the army. Hegseth just said as much. They are cannibalizing it for tech and its most violent psychopaths which they are offering 3x the money to join their new psychopath army, live in the suburbs, and commute to a pogromming job downtown.
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Being a young hunk going to the doctor is so weird. Everyone else is 80 and dying but youre like "hello my muscles aren't growing as fast as they used to. Would you like to examine my beautiful penis?"
ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ɪꜱ 40, ʙᴀʟᴅɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ꜰᴏʀ ɢᴏᴜᴛ.
ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ʙᴀʟᴅ
ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ɪꜱ 40, ʙᴀʟᴅɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ꜰᴏʀ ɢᴏᴜᴛ.
ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ʙᴀʟᴅ
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Being a young hunk going to the doctor is so weird. Everyone else is 80 and dying but youre like "hello my muscles aren't growing as fast as they used to. Would you like to examine my beautiful penis?"
ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ɪꜱ 40, ʙᴀʟᴅɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ꜰᴏʀ ɢᴏᴜᴛ.
ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ʙᴀʟᴅ
ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ɪꜱ 40, ʙᴀʟᴅɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ꜰᴏʀ ɢᴏᴜᴛ.
ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ʙᴀʟᴅ
i think this is unjust actually. she should get to shoot him 5 times in retaliation.
DEVELOPING: With prosecutors abruptly moving to dismiss all charges, Marimar Martinez’s case is poised to be the latest — and clearly highest-profile — indictment against “Operation Midway Blitz” protesters to disintegrate at the Dirksen U.S. Courthouse.
Story: www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/20/m...
Story: www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/20/m...
Feds move to dismiss charges against woman shot by border agent amid controversy over bragging texts
Federal prosecutors on Thursday abruptly moved to dismiss all charges against a woman shot by a Border Patrol agent after she allegedly rammed his vehicle in Brighton Park last month, marking a str…
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November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i think this is unjust actually. she should get to shoot him 5 times in retaliation.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
yknow when you get really tired and your eyes start making a sound when you blink? a sound like slapping and dragging a fresh fish across newspaper?
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
yknow when you get really tired and your eyes start making a sound when you blink? a sound like slapping and dragging a fresh fish across newspaper?
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This "haptic visuality" is what I've always meant by "texture" but didn't know how to talk about it. This is a fantastic video
This is a really remarkable video essay on contemporary film and the theories of Laura Marks. It's making me think about movies in a new way.
Why Movies Just Don't Feel "Real" Anymore
YouTube video by Like Stories of Old
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November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This "haptic visuality" is what I've always meant by "texture" but didn't know how to talk about it. This is a fantastic video
Last minute of Eddington like Ari Aster realized "oh oops I forgot to put Jaoquin's penis in this one"
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Last minute of Eddington like Ari Aster realized "oh oops I forgot to put Jaoquin's penis in this one"
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Imagine trying to explain this to someone in 1856, before you put a bullet in their brain because they own slaves?
September 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Imagine trying to explain this to someone in 1856, before you put a bullet in their brain because they own slaves?
Just saw a commercial where a beautiful celebrity drove a car or stood near an animal and I'm about to buy some perfume about it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Just saw a commercial where a beautiful celebrity drove a car or stood near an animal and I'm about to buy some perfume about it.
Feeling bad all the time? Try my solution: isolate yourself in a large empty building kept at 45°F, watch Law & Order from 1991, learn the guy who was on Sex and the City is a sex creep like everyone else, pretend you're already in a tomb, look at the stars, pretend time is also drawn in and waiting
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Feeling bad all the time? Try my solution: isolate yourself in a large empty building kept at 45°F, watch Law & Order from 1991, learn the guy who was on Sex and the City is a sex creep like everyone else, pretend you're already in a tomb, look at the stars, pretend time is also drawn in and waiting
Seeing a "ladies and gentlemen, the weekend" post Friday at 8am is violence.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Seeing a "ladies and gentlemen, the weekend" post Friday at 8am is violence.
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commissioned centerfold for LAAB magazine
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
commissioned centerfold for LAAB magazine
Hey for once it's a guy I could make a day trip to find, blind, and throw naked into the sea. Maybe I'll do that.
According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
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November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hey for once it's a guy I could make a day trip to find, blind, and throw naked into the sea. Maybe I'll do that.